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OCTOBER 20, 2012 1:09PM

One Mitt, Two Mitt, Red Mitt, Blue Mitt

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My son's latest cartoon.

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Because this brilliant Romnesia cartoon will get buried in the spam-stream, I'm commenting so others can enjoy it.
Perfect! It's turned into a bit of a hobby keeping up with Mitt's positions and revisions and policy clarifications. I was hoping someone would make an app for that.
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Hopefully, after Nov. 6th, it will be "No Mitt."
I'd happily put it on Facebook, but then Gordie and Artie would never speak to me again.
I agree. Eat Chicken Soup.
A Nation Needs No Dork.
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No scoop chicken poops.
If a City-Slick Walk Dog.
No Step-Deep in` poops.
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No chase Cat-Tail in DC.
Cats in DC No-Scoop it!
No Cigar-Butts in Bags!
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Obey Common Senses.
Read Dr. Sussed `Gins.
No barf on Green `egg.
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GI's in Viet` Nam ` ate:
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Leftover WW-2 ` spam.
No Walk Water` Mule.

Use Water` Buffaloes.
Plow Field `Stark nude.
No Spit in `de' Creeks.
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No Hop overboard Yet!
Wait. Hope. Sing Song!
Chorus:
No, I Never Give Ups!
No, do Sip Two-Brew!
I Sip just `1' 'Fat Tire!
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I get Droopy on Two.
You'd Be Jolly Friar.
You Giggle at Nuns.
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You on Planet Earth.
We Be Dumped Here.
We Gonna Survive It.
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I Hope So- Oh, Woe!
We Must View Cloud!
I Saw Spam-Goddess!
No allow ` Lice @ Butts.
Chicken,
If that's the case, you should post it on FB and pay for the privilege.

thanks onisland

"tis a consumation devoutly to be wish'd, Kanuk.

Art,
I totally agree.
"Romney is red, Romney is blue, Whatever it takes, that's what he'll do." LL
Aha, thought you could slip this by me, eh?

I just want to know what is the point in posting this. You told me more than three weeks ago that the election was "over," that it was a lock for Obama? Did something happen while I moped in my room?
Arthur,
Yes. Obama let Mitt back into it. All of the Mitt.
You might have noticed the change.

Obama is still odds-favorite, but that can change also.

Stay tuned.
By the way, Arthur. Rate the 'toon. Nobody will notice.
Sorry, forgot to rate it.

Your son is talented. However, I will bet that you never stop telling him that father knows best.
Thank you. This is way cool
very clever. oh, and @lea lane's comment is that, too. i think what mitt has more than anything is ambition, the burning kind, hidden behind a nice-guy-mormon facade.
it's too bad mitt can't capitalize on being ideology-free. unless narcissism is an ideology...
Here's a difference...you've raised a talented son, while Romney has raised one dumb enough to say he'd punch The President.
That's a funny one there.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I've taken to calling him Myth Romney, but I suppose that's an insult to mythology.
Your son is a genius. =o)

rated
PS. to get even more Seussian, (Seussesque?) Mitt kind of reminds me of the Sneetches, star-bellied and other who keep taking the star off, and putting it on and of and on --a very clever take on prejudice and the stupidity that accompanies it.
One of my favorite books! Will make a great holidary present.
One of my favorite books! Will make a great holidary present.
Oh, this is too perfect. Good job, Paul II!

Lezlie
I'm preferring to assume Mitt will win because its more realistic and I don't want to personally go through what I did after Bush was re-elected. Remember my motto: you can never underestimate the American electorate.

I'm the guy who always remembers to rate too if the damn site will respond. Where are the grown-ups?
You could change this to: A Child's Book of Obamnesia replace Mitt's likeness with Obama's: One barack, two barack, red barack, blue barack and it would be just as accurate.