For Bernie and Jim and all the folks out there who like me, I can't deny that you really like me!
1. What is your favorite word? Onomatopoeia. I could say it over and over.
2. What is your least favorite word? The f-bomb. It is overused and pointless. I'm not sure if it's offensive anymore.
3. What turns you on? Caffeine and creativity.
4. What turns you off? Negativity.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Chicken frying.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? An infant crying, especially the hunger cry, that makes me insane.
7. What is your favorite curse word? I curse like a Peanuts character - “Aaargh!” and “Rats!”
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I have no profession or career, but I would dearly love to be paid to write about food.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving needles, from drug dealer to nurse to anesthetist. I hate needles!
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Welcome, we’ve been expecting you. Pardon me for saying, but you look good for your age.”
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It's my lifestyle, anyway. I guess you could throw in rum.
Caffeine, Creativity, and Rum. They work well together.
Nick: You may live in West Egg, but you're a Southerner at heart.
Fusun: Back at you. And thank you.
Lisa: I've pondered #10 for a long time (embarrassing, I know) and it came together this morning in the carpool line. TG for carpool lines.
Thanks for reading, friends. I used to be a big fan of the show, back in the days when the actors were at the end of their careers, not the beginning. I've always wanted to answer this questionnaire.
pilgrim: Thanks for reading!