Pinky sweet salmon isn’t the fish of my childhood, that would be the bream that my brother Will would catch at Blanton’s pond near our home in upstate South Carolina. Dad would spread out the Sunday paper on the driveway and clean the fish, saving some for supper, freezing the rest in repurposed cardboard milk cartons. In the kitchen, Mom dipped the fillets in egg wash and cornmeal and fried them up - bream has a distinctly earthy taste and I will always consider it my first fish.
The standby fish in my childhood is salmon from a can. Mom could feed her family of five with one can of salmon and a few pantry ingredients, frying up salmon croquettes. I make salmon croquettes, too, although I’ve adopted my husband’s name for the dish - salmon patties. I don’t know why, maybe it’s a Georgia thing, but that's the way the dish appears on meat-and-three menus around here.
We used to eat salmon fillets and steaks regularly, in the mid-90's heyday of Thursday night’s NBC Must-See TV line-up. I made my killer teriyaki sauce with extra garlic and ginger and heated up the small nonstick skillet I use for scrambling eggs. I coated the pan with just a bit of oil, slid the fillet in, let it sizzle on both sides and poured the teriyaki over all, being careful not to let it cook too much, or the sauce, which is half sugar, would burn to an acrid mess. This was B(efore) K(ids), so my husband and I would eat the salmon with rice and stir-fried broccoli while watching “Seinfeld” and whatever came next. (Followed by "Friends" and whatever came next. Followed by "ER.")
Here’s the thing: I went to the supermarket today to buy salmon for my salmon in a small pan with teriyaki. At the seafood counter, the price was $8.99 a pound. On sale. Let’s be frank, here, Francis, (I’ve wanted to write that for so long): it’s the end of the month, one of my daughters had a cavity filled, we have check-ups and birthdays this month, and despite this week's headline that the recession ended 14 months ago, I just didn’t feel up to paying $8.99 a pound (on sale) for fresh salmon, so I headed to my neighborhood dollar store.

Dollar stores are hot - did you know that? At least, according to this New York Times article about how stores such as Dollar General stock goods in smaller packages that are less expensive to appeal to customers living paycheck to paycheck. At Dollar General, I paid $2.25 for a 14.75 ounce can of Alaskan wild-caught salmon. The same can at the grocery store cost $2.59.
Here are my salmon patties. I've tried a few recipes over the years, mostly from the back of the can, but I always go back to the late 80's Pillsbury Cookbook version, with just a few adaptations. Pillsbury was my bridal shower cookbook, and my beaten-up, stained copy is missing both covers, but, thank goodness, the recipes still work.

These can be seasoned with fresh herbs, if you happen to have them on hand or in the garden. Dill is upscale, fresh parsley is fine, and dried parsley from the spice drawer is authentic to my childhood memories.
Yield: 6 patties
1 (15 oz.) can salmon, undrained
4 cups fresh bread crumbs from 8 slices white sandwich bread, divided
2 eggs
2 tsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. dried parsley
1/2 small onion, finely chopped
1/4 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. pepper
canola oil for frying
1. In a bowl, place salmon. Pick through fish, pulling out skin and icky dark stuff. Mash the bones between your fingers (the bones are supposed to be good for you - all that calcium).
2. Add remaining ingredients, until you have a fairly wet mixture that will hold its shape. Pour remaining bread crumbs into a pie dish. Shape mixture into 6 medium patties, about 1 inch thick and 3 inches across. Place patties in bread crumbs and gently coat with crumbs on both sides.
3. Pour oil into medium skillet and heat until it comes up to frying temperature. I drop a few bread crumbs into the hot oil to see if they will sizzle.
4. Fry the patties in the oil until golden brown, about 3 or 4 minutes on the first side, and a minute less on the second side. Drain on a paper towel-lined plate.
While I was at the Dollar General, I planned the menu - homemade macaroni and cheese, a black-eyed pea salad with canned peas and dessert using canned peaches, evaporated milk and butterscotch morsels. I spent $9.63, which is just about the same as I would have spent on one pound of fresh salmon at the grocery store.

This is not one of those complicated four-cheese dishes with a crumb crust. This is an everyday stovetop recipe adapted from The Pillsbury Cookbook. It's very simple to make, and a little lighter than regular mac and cheese, because there's no butter. Be sure to use whole milk, though, for a creamy texture.
1. Cook macaroni to desired doneness according to package directions. Drain and rinse with hot water.




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Comments
Bonus points because this is from real ocean fish rather than farm raised.
Best,
Theresa
Rated :)
Pilgrim: Thank you, that’s very sweet of you to write.
Joan: I’m just thrilled that you’re going to try out these recipes. Let me know how they turn out!
Lscmoopie: If I’ve achieved anything by writing this, it’s making people hungry. Yay!
Nick: I‘m pretty sure that Dollar General isn‘t in West or East Egg, maybe closer to where Myrtle lives. I think Dollar General is making an effort to improve the quality of its food products - there were many recognizable brands.
Paul: I’m always amazed at what I find in stores like Dollar General. It’s fun to drop in (sans kids, or I’ll end up with lots of plastic stuff).
Christine: Thank you!
Another Mom: I was lucky to grow up where I did. Lots of great memories. & Thursday night tv - I still can’t remember those in-between shows.
Veronica: everyone should have a salmon patty-making grandma. I’m glad you did, too.
Bell: oh, my what a great tip on the patty formation! I will have to try that next time!
Grace: Too bad about your dish - I bet you could turn it into salmon patties - they have lemon in them.
Linda: Mmmm, crab cakes. I wish I came from crab cake people, because I truly want to make them.
Theresa: Fresh ginger in the black eyed peas, give it a try. Thank you for reading, it means a lot.
Felicia: I’d love to see your spin on salmon patties - something fresh and international and unusual and very delicious. Thanks for reading!
One of my mother's favorite recipes was from her mother and a genuine relic of Depression-era cooking: she called it Poverty Casserole.
One large onion, one large potato, a pound of ground beef, a can of tomato sauce and a cup of uncooked rice, salt and pepper.
Thinly slice the potato and onion, crumble the beef, and layer it all with the rice in a casserole dish - about three layers of each: meat, onion slices, potato slices, sprinkle of rice, meat and repeat. Pour the tomato sauce over it, then fill up the empty tomato sauce can with water, and pour that over it. Sprinkle salt and pepper over the top, and bake in a 350 degree oven until the rice is cooked through.
It's not bad - just rather bland and reminiscent of cafeteria lunch counters.
I have tried this with canned tuna packed in water, which is even cheaper, and those patties are delicious as well. The secret ingredient we always add is a very small amount of baking soda and milk. When the baking soda out-gasses the CO2, it causes the patties to poof up and become very light. We also often use crushed saltines instead of breadcrumbs.
I think I am getting hungry!