Josie was fascinated with my company logo, for reasons she never really said, but she peppered me with questions about it.

 My company logo is interesting in that I created the image from an Italian Renaissance portrait of an aristocratic young lady...I took out the color,then hand colored her f… Read full post »

Ever since I woke up this morning with this idea...I can't stop giggling.

 

As a counterpoint to my previous post...I give you unabashed silliness...

 

CAKE...OR DEATH!?

 

 

 

Now...if you are an Eddie Izzard fan...these of course need no explaination.

 

If you a… Read full post »

 

 

Ok, so I am SO freaking proud of how my "Leda and the Swan" earrings came out I have to show them off...

 

 

But seriously....when you think about it...

 

 

You better be one hot fecking monkey lover to be able to… Read full post »

 

 

The woman who claimed her necklace arrived "broken"...(but not in ways she could describe), but is unwilling to return it, and just wants another.  The  same woman whom I instantly refunded, AND within two hours sent out a replacement necklace, priority...(so, you real… Read full post »

 

 

 

 

 Yeah.

 

I got nuthin.

 

 

 

For three weeks now, I have been wondering what to write. Can't think of anything that isn't trite, or done to death, or sterotypical of me, or funny. 

So..I'm fucked.

 

 

In an effort to… Read full post »

Because I needed to post something lighter on top of my terrible post from earlier.

Here is some selfishness.

 

A view from my front porch last week...

 

 

And the view from this same porch last April.

 

I have THIS to look forward to....

 

I… Read full post »

 

 

So I am sitting here getting ready to write this and I am wondering what possible purpose it will serve.

It won’t make you smile, it might upset you, and I am not sure what the point is of sharing this, other than being insanely proud…

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I can resist everything but temptation.

 

 I understand, Oscar...I do.

 


I have, at this moment in time, about........300 or so yards of fabric in my studio.

It looks smaller than it sounds.

80% of it is velvet.

50% of that is either Iridescent Velvet: velve… Read full post »

 

 

 

Hi there.

 

 

 

 

 

As a life long non-Christian, I find my fascination with the myth of the Morningstar to be baffling even to myself.

But it’s true. I love Lucifer. He fascinates. He’s hot.

Where to begin.

Well...first I guess I shoul… Read full post »

 

What to eat after the ravishment.

 

 

 

 

So, you have just been ravished by a god with a big beard. You're in a new place, its dark, the people are kinda...passive. What's to eat?

 

Rack of Lamb, baby! Easy, yet impressive. 

Much… Read full post »

 

 

Manly.

 

 

 

Middle aged white guys get a lot of crap these days.

Oh, they whine too, some of them...Joe the Plumber types who speak of being emasculated every time they are asked to pick up their underpants. You know the type...pouting about the “feminizati/… Read full post »

 

 

Thank you, Mr. President, for acknowledging in your speech today that there are citizens of this beautiful country that do not belive in a deity beyond the beauty of the Universe itself.

 

May there come a time when free thinkers, agnostics, atheists are not thought of as… Read full post »

 

 

Ingredients

    2 cups whole milk
    2 cups whipping cream
    5 oz Powdered sugar

    2 tablespoons Frangelico, or other hazelnut boozy goodness
    3 tablespoons dried lavender flowers.

Directions:


Combine a… Read full post »

 

 

 

Hello....

Forgive me for not getting up....I am tres desolate...

I am Spooky, but you can call me Mr. Spooky, The Spookums, Love Slut, and so forth......but thats simply because you cannot pronounce my real name...a six year old named me. I don’t mind....really....the… Read full post »

I set it up as a response to my leaving an infamous and squabbling message board. Simple exhaustion and a better than average sense of wanting to take care of my own sanity. I wanted the/…

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Your worth is not based on how many times you get to be on the cover.

Your worth is not based on how many people tell you they love you.

Your worth is not based on who is critical of you.

Your worth is not based on  how much or little… Read full post »

 

 

_{I have decided to repost this after many kind requests. Please don't feel like you gotta comment again if you have before or say something nice. I like attention...but I don't crave it, if you get my meaning.}

_{Nasty comments will disappear faster}… Read full post »

 

 

Yeah, so...I guess I am back, at least for this. I know..short flouce, eh?

Pretend that it's been months. It will be much more exciting that way.

 

 

My 25: Because I enjoyed everyone else's so… Read full post »