Today, a couple of hours ago:
"Hellloooooooooo?"
"I'm up here, love!"
"Helloooo.....My sweet red petunia? ....Move cat, I have groceries."
(MAOR. meow meow MMAAARROOORR.....sniff sniff sniff)
"Where are you?"
"I'm in my studio making stuff!"
" Are you naked?"
"Do you need me to be?"
"Come down here and see my loot!....CAT..THAT's MY PORK..."
"Hi!..Thanks for going to the grocery store! REALLY...been so busy!"
"Hi Cutie. Your face needs mah kisses....come here."
(Smooch)
"Look! Tampons on sale! Your favorite kind!"
"oh wow.... That's a really big box!..it's..HUGE."
"I know! You are all set for months!"
"Wow, sweetie..Thank you!..Um...how did you know they were my favorite kind?"
"Well..I remember "Pearl" in the name..and I just got you the, um, supers, cuz more is better."
(Gulp! ) "You are awesome."
"And LOOK...Look at this pork shoulder!"
"WOW..... that thing is HUGE!...what are we gonna do with that??"
"MACHACA TACOS!"
.."mmmmmm"
"Cept it's gonna be tomorrow because I have to slow cook it for twelve hours."
"Ok....but...what about dinner tonight?"
"Sushi?"
"YAY!!!"
"AND HEY! They had your special Chai! I had to go to three stores, but I knew you didn't have it any more and that you missed it so I found it..the one with the low sugar, right?"
"...You found my special, very very special, super expensive and hard to find chai?"
"YEAH! LOOK!"
"....Would you like a blow job?"
"YEAH!!"
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"I really like chai."
~Snerk~ I GUESS!!!!
Note to self: Bring home chai for Raven . . .
(ok...it's the chai.)
My friends and I used to say: a man ain't worth a sh*t till he turns 40.
We were in college at the time.
It's the opposite, in fact...it's not a job..its a joy.
It was meant as humor.
I think bjs are fun.
Thanks!
Blow Jobs for everyone!
(Does he have any unmarried/unattatched very nice Brothers??)
YES.
You gotta like a man that knows what he wants and how to get it.... Sushi for dessert?
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Sweet peony.....If you look at my older posts, I have a more serious one about loving middle aged men.....this is just a funny addendum. Otherwise, there would be no real context for it.
Thanks all for the kind words for a stupid little piece. It won't last much longer here.
BTW, this was really funny!
Hi.
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
to have a fabulous sex life, as a woman, with a man.
Given that you are, and therefore you have, and that you're teaching feminism, I'm inclined to believe you're doing so "the right way".
I don't think it's a contradiction at all. I think it's neat.
(R)ated for the power of love!
(or maybe its not all that fucking simple, and everyone of both genders is different...maybe. Could be.)
Cindy...you are funny. For Reals.
Meanwhile... VZN....Sex positive women who like middle aged men? Common...really.
If you haven't met any, love....you might want to consider that it's not for lack of their existence....just their willingness to reveal themselves to you.....and possibly wonder what role you play in that experience.
We all gotta take responsibility for our happiness.
Just sayin'.
Which is, of course, good.
Rrrrrrrrrrated!
true true.
Good lord.
I'm lucky.
*starts to comment*
*thinks the better of it*
*blinks again*
What an effective way to tell a loving story.
Perhaps I should make up these dialogues and then will them into being...perhaps that would work. Cosmic outside in approach:
"Beth, I've come to take you away. Pack your things. No. Don't pack anything. We'll stop at Bloomingdale's and buy you a new wardrobe."
"A whole, new wardrobe? Wow. Can you fix my screen in the back door before we leave? The one my brother said he'd fix months ago but he didn't and now it's summer so I'm bitten repeatedly by mosquitoes because of his utter lack of follow-thru?"
"Done, baby. Done."
Oh and that would only be the beginning.
But seriously, I loved the efficacy of this piece. How to tell a story simply through dialogue. Smart.
Hells yes.
:-)