Bacon Now Determined “Heart-healthy” by FDA and AHA
AP Wire

Squeal! After recent studies by leading nutritionists and health agencies
on the actual nutritional values of pork bacon, and a comprehensive survey of the American diet conducted by the National Pork counsel, officials have deter… Read full post »

I tell you what,… Read full post »

Apartment of Wonders

Welcome, welcome to the Apartment of Wonders! Please remove your shoes and place them to the right of the door as you enter. May I take your coat? Suggested donation is $5, but it’s just a suggestion. Now prepare yourself to be amazed!

Here we have the… Read full post »

Proper Procedures Must Be Followed
 
 
1. First, carefully unpackage and remove all staples from documents.
Smooth them out with a cool iron or buttocks. Put them in a place
where they feel special, are prominently featured. Let them stand
for at least five minutes. Please follow proper proced… Read full post »

Urgent Request

A snapshot of the worst job ever.

I would like a mailing list in spreadsheet format. It should be pretty
easy to run this list out of the database. Really, a very simple query
should do it. I need donors from Canada, but not all donors.
They should be… Read full post »