MY RECENT POSTS
- Bacon.
February 18, 2009 11:50AM - Advice from an Uncle.
February 18, 2009 11:38AM - Apartment of Wonders.
February 18, 2009 11:36AM - Please follow proper
procedures.
February 18, 2009 11:28AM - Worst Job
December 06, 2008 11:23AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “thanks! this was more
like...a conglomeration of
what i am
asked to do on a
daily…”
December 06, 2008 10:55PM
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Bacon.
Bacon Now Determined “Heart-healthy” by FDA and
AHA
AP Wire
Squeal! After recent studies by leading nutritionists and health
agencies
on the actual nutritional values of pork bacon, and a comprehensive
survey of the American diet conducted by the National Pork counsel,
officials have deter… Read full post »
Advice from an Uncle.
* A hand-scanner time clock was installed in the office. Picture this conversation taking place at least 10 years ago.
I tell you what,… Read full post »
Apartment of Wonders.
Apartment of Wonders
Welcome, welcome to the Apartment of Wonders! Please remove your shoes and place them to the right of the door as you enter. May I take your coat? Suggested donation is $5, but it’s just a suggestion. Now prepare yourself to be amazed!
Here we have the… Read full post »
Please follow proper procedures.
Proper Procedures Must Be Followed
1. First, carefully unpackage and remove all staples from
documents.
Smooth them out with a cool iron or buttocks. Put them in a
place
where they feel special, are prominently featured. Let them
stand
for at least five minutes. Please follow proper proced… Read full post »
Urgent Request
A snapshot of the worst job ever.
I would like a mailing list in spreadsheet format. It should be
pretty
easy to run this list out of the database. Really, a very simple
query
should do it. I need donors from Canada, but not all donors.
They should be… Read full post »

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