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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." - Leo Buscaglia _____________________________________ All works ©Phyllis45, the author of this blog. _____________________________________ Also posting at Our Salon http://oursalon.ning.com/ http://oursalon.ning.com/profile/Phyllis

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DECEMBER 21, 2011 8:01PM

Weird Stuff for Christmas

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hairball
I combed the cat

 

 Interlochen  in Arlington, Texas. A really cool neighborhood to travel on Christmas Eve when the radio stations are playing the comercial free Christmas music.

 

 

It's about 9 minutes long, so you'll settle in for a while if you watch it. Not quite the same as being there, but good.

So I got a card in the mail today. Not unusual, really, since it is the holiday season, but this card is kind of weird. It wasn't signed. I wouldn't mention it but I'm kinda weirded out. See, I've been getting these cards for a while; ever since I left Texas, actually. And the cards are always postmarked from Texas. I didn't really know anyone in Texas. That was when I was newly home from the military and was in the process of losing my mind. That doesn't really make you likable, you know?

Anywho, I managed to meet a few people. I did work and go to school, after all. And there was a guy in my class that had a thing for me. But he just wasn't right. He was probably half my size, for starters. Kinda bossy, which I don't like at all. I got Dad for that. He wore typical Texas clothing- really tight, highly starched jeans, boots, starched button up shirt, hat, and huge belt buckle. And you know what they say; the bigger the buckle the smaller the package. So I just couldn't be interested. But he tried, I'll give him that. A dozen roses for Valentine's Day which I gave to a friend to give to her husband, and a heart necklace for some other occasion. And he wouldn't take no for an answer, which is a real turn off for me. I do have control issues, after all. And there were other classmates, some co-workers, but no one special. No one that bothered to stay in touch, anyway. So when Dad got the transfer to Florida, I went along.

And then these weird cards started showing up.  The first Christmas in Jacksonville we kind of laughed it off. Spent some time wondering, Mom had some really wild ideas, but we couldn't figure it out. Then I moved to Tampa and got another card there. Same card, too, which is when I started to wonder. Dad said to go to the post office and see if they could trace it, but with no return address that was a lost cause. I did wonder how they got my address. This was early internet days and I always had an unlisted phone number. I got a card every year I lived there. Always the same.

Then I packed up and moved to Indiana. I had three different addresses my first three years here and darned if that card didn't show up at all of them, right on schedule. I did think to ask my sister, who still lives in Texas, and she swore on a stack of Bibles that she hadn't given my address to anyone. She knew I was hiding and promised that she'd never give me away without permission. The darn card even caught up with me the one Christmas I spent in Gainesville, Florida.

So here I am,  16 years later and another card. I'm really at a loss. This address would be easy to find since I bought the house; public records and all that. Just opened it. Maybe I should have taken this one to the cops for fingerprints. They put a note in there with condolences on the loss of my mother.

 

 

Pretty much all of this is true except for the card. Did I gitchya? Welcome to weekend fiction!

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Damn! All the way thru I kept thinking of ways you could trap the culprit. None of them were very good, tho, and I've already forgotten them. Good story. Is that a cat, btw, or the hair you combed off a cat?
C.M., that is hair from the cat. I liked the way it rolled up with all the colors like that, just like the cat. And thanks for wanting to catch the dastard!
Hey, you brat! You got me. I was worried you had a stalker, and it was all a (cool) Christmas story. Ha!
r./
Well, no stalker, just a card, and the weirdness remains.
Hi, Mary. No stalker, no card, just fun. Happy Holidays!
Off to sleep again. Hope y'all enjoyed this. After tomorrow I'll have an 11 day weekend so I can stay up all night with you for a while.
Got me! Dunno whether to be indignant or relieved.
I will have to remember the bigger the buckle, the smaller the package. That is some false advertising b.s.
This was fun. Thanks!
Well, ya got me - but only around the edges. I'd have been had good if I'd listened to 9+ minutes of that music. Luckily I had it off in about 5 seconds. I am soooooooooo "up to here" with "holiday music". I wish a group of school children would just write about 500 new "holiday" tunes so we could dump the rest of them where they belong - unless we'd get charged with polluting.

Back to your story. Since I jumped almost without pause from your cat hair to your story, I was kinda going, "WTF is this?"

I almost got into it again until you described your Texas suitor. Then my suspicions were really roused. The way you described him is just not the way I'd ever expect of you. You have always been the soul of kindness to others here on OS and this was so out of character that it was like a bucket of cold water hitting me.

And that made do something I never do - I skipped to the bottom. Then I re-read the whole thing just to enjoy your writing. Well done!

Nobody need feel ashamed at being "caught" on this one. It was superbly done!

Merry Christmyth to ya!!
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damn - it just dont make sense - kreeepy ! Oh - yea you mentioned texas - now I get it...
Oh, man~~I thought it was real, figured the guy worked at the IRS or something. Very good my friend, and revenge is best served "Cold", hah!
Pretty cool "gotcha" Phyllis. You sure got me. And the ball of cat fur at the top of your post is a sweet touch (gag). Is your cat hairless now?
hooker.. furball.. damn phylliss
"He was probably half my size, for starters. Kinda bossy, which I don't like at all. I got Dad for that. "



Bossiness no good.
Half size not good in yer female situation.
NO for an answer is a must.
Unrequited , um, infatuation, that is all.

Infatuation; an intense but short-lived and irrational passion for somebody or something.

It lasts when there is no person to disturb the irrational picture of the victim.

Some violent, very few.

Very sad, really. All these boys reachi n out beyond their Leagues.
"He was probably half my size, for starters. Kinda bossy, which I don't like at all. I got Dad for that. "



Bossiness no good.
Half size not good in yer female situation.
NO for an answer is a must.
Unrequited , um, infatuation, that is all.

Infatuation; an intense but short-lived and irrational passion for somebody or something.

It lasts when there is no person to disturb the irrational picture of the victim.

Some violent, very few.

Very sad, really. All these boys reachi n out beyond their Leagues.
Very good post. Got me hook, line and sinker. Well done.
Rated.
I should have looked at the tags first. I was so busy trying to figure out how to solve this mystery. Nice job. ~r
Oh, what a fun laugh first thing in the morning.

Myriad, you can be both. Always relief when the stalker is fake.

CatholicGirl, ain't that the truth. Luckily the girls pass along the clue to each other.

TaosGirl, you're welcome! Thanks for stopping by and come back any time.

Sky, you could always mute the music. And my description of the Texas suitor? You've just never heard me describe someone that has annoyed me. ;0)

Snowden, Texas does breed 'em, don't they.

scanner, glad you liked it! You can be hard to fool.

Margaret, glad you liked the cat hair. She has another full supply already if you want some. Lack of hair is not a problem.

tr ig, hairballs make you think of hookers? What kind of scary lifestyle you got out there?

James, it is sad, isn't it. Why do short guys like tall women? Makes no sense.

Scylla, hope you got a chuckle out of it. Thanks!

Joan H, always leave the tags for last. It's more fun that way.
We did an innocent "bump" on the animated Open Salon Feed. I always smile when I innocently bump.
I love the word `Weird. Look.
Look it up in any dictionary.
It's a sane concept/notion.
Weird
I use the word `Stuff too.
I just mentioned `Stuff.
Amish stuffed a`Raccoon.
Honest
The dogs shook a`Raccoon.
It was too beautiful to bury.
They will not stuff humans.
Darn it
I wanted to be stuffed
I wanted to sit around
I could sit on a couch?
Gaud
I want to smile a`post
after I 'kick a bucket'
and sip goat milk
Oho, ay, Oh my:
past a conk-out?
Amish said `No!
`
I love cats too.
Raccoon sits.
She's beautiful.
P.S.
Confession?
When I was 16?
I wanted to be`
a breast surgeon.
I'm teasing you.
It's a wild world.
`
I once blurted:
It's a F`ed up!
The world is!
`
the response was this:
It's a koan to ponder.
`
the world isn't F' ed.
People are F`ed up.
a world is Beautiful.
Some folks are also.
Art, you're a beautiful person. I'm just not sure about you being stuffed and left to sit on the sofa after you die.
Nice use of a little distraction at the start, then off to the prompt!
R
A nice twist! I guess it's all in the cards.

Merry Christmas!
Thanks for coming by, fellow fiction aficionados! I'm glad you liked my "gotcha".
Great

Giant belt buckle -- "Tombstone for a dead penis."
firechick- hilarious! I'm going to remeber that.
If I hadn't come here expecting fiction, that would have weirded me out, got my dander up. Well told!