I received a plaintive request this morning and wanted to share...
Hello Dear,
Kindly permit me to write you my ordeal and such seek your assiststance.
I am Mrs. Angelina Nya from Ukraine but presently in the hospital for my operation. I married to late Mr. Dickson Nya Desmond, who was the ambassador of Ukraine in Ivory Coast.
We were posted to Ivory Coast for 12yrs mission in Ivory Coast, but it was unfortunate that my late husband passed away without returning back to our country alive. Due to I have engaged myself in the work of the lord in this country; I decided to return back to continue the fellowship of the lord by helping the charities organization, basically the poor.
I have a donation to make which I will need your assistance to carry it out for me, I will be 69 years old this coming October 17, a widow and a servant of the Lord for the past 38 years in Ivory Coast, Africa.
I inherited some money ($12.3 million) from my late husband; I want to give it out to Orphanage and Charity Organizations as a vow, which I made before the Lord.
I have a lung and breast cancer and will be going for my third operation next two weeks, though the doctor have already confirmed that I will only last for some months but I am happy and glad that the Lord has kept me safe and guided me to accomplish my mission on earth. I will be happy to meet Him where He wants me to be.
This is the favour I need when you have gotten the money: -
Give 70% of the money to Charity organizations, orphanage homes and Churches on my name so that my soul may rest in peace.
The remaining 30% should be for you and others that you would love to assist. Reply to my private mail as follow for more information// add me ( nya.angeline@yahoo.com )
May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Angeline Nya.
If you reply to Mrs. Nya, please send her my warm regards.
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glad you circular-filed it, p.
P.S. Are you really a dear? Do you have antlers? I've been trying to get Hylaean-Julie to ditch her unicorn horn and go with altners, but she's whinhg her ass off about it. Could you talk to her?
It is a lucky thing that I am finding your name and his are both the same. Mr. Dunniteowl, it seems you are the soul heir to the now deceased dead Mr. Dunniteowl's moneys amounting to a exorbitant sum of $27,210,037.67 US American Dollars!
All that is necessitates to transfer these great sums is that you send in your information to my offices in Lagos, all that you have, to wit, your name, age, a certification of truthiness that you are his decedant heir, and a certified check to cover the transferring costs of this great money sum, in the amount of $5,200.00 US for the government fees. In six to eight weeks, you will be recepted a certificate of deposit of those funds from here in Lagos to your bank in America. I, of course, will deduct from this all other fees of legalality and taxes from Nigeria, plus my fee of services."
Yeah, sure. Different spin, same tale, what a ripoff. Thanks for proving to me once again that internet, formerly email, formerly snail mail, fraud is still alive and growing with radioactive haste.
It was good for a sardonic laugh.
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HUGGGGGGGGGG
The ambassador was a damn fool. He couldn’t speak the lingo, and never bothered to learn it.
Her charity work is actually legendary. But …people say she got ‘spiritual pride’..
I pray for her anyway…..
Her cancers are real enough. Some of them metastasized to her brain, though.
(she has not been told this. For her own sake. By the Ivory coast doctors)
I wrote her an incendiary email when I was in one of my “moods”.
It said, “sorry about cancer. Sorry husband is dead. But lady things are hard all over. I am but a poor disabled man myself. I need 10 dollars to go out and buy tobacco. It is my only joy, smoking. I will not get lung cancer cuz I am special. My dad smoked for 60 yrs and all he got was COPD. I also need five dollars for the fucking new York times, Sunday edition, which I always bought. The print, by the way, no longer makes yer hands black, and when u rub yer nose, gives you a black splotch. Best to you, I shall pry for you in my special place, out in the woods, a solitary soldier of jesus. Amen.”
She wrote back, but I am afraid to open the email.
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Amy, sorry, but I must agree with Julie on the unicorn horn. It's the sparkles.
cc, yes, and live blog, please.
So Dunniteowl is a real name! Too cool!
James, very brave. Forward it to Tink.
JT, thanks! :)
Cupcake, running off to sign up! Has to be as much fun as hotcakes wresting, yes? Janie should remember that... And easier to clean off than mud.
Yeah, and what they said above, how come there is so much weird stuff in the feed, and is there anyone in the office? I've asked for help three times with the technical issue I'm having and Nada.. S'OK though, I'm feeling the love over on my own page.
I should ask Mrs. Nya to write to them. She seems to get through
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Phyllis, I like your sense of humor.
:D
I had Mrs. Z from Libya going with me for awhile but I think The Killers got her!! I was very sad!! I should post the file! She made me weep!!
~weep~ ~weep~
:D
the guy is not capable of rational decisions in this area.
i shall not!
tho..i do not want him to lose out on an opportunity..
maybe send it to his legally assigned conservator of property
and medical decisions?
Rated.
Hi back Deer,
Boy, are you up to your arse in pickle-juice. I was an orphink myself, so I'm happy to help out anyone who wants to look out for poor little orphinks, so yes, I'll do it.
Unfortunately, all my funds are tied up in litigation thanks to a nasty lawyer who handled my seventh divorce. I must pay him $20,000 to obtain a release of the $3,000,000 dollars he has leaned on.
As I am presently strapped for cash, please advance me the $20,000 dollars, and I will surely send you the money you requested as soon as I receive it.
Yours in grift,
Tam O'Tellico
Beeffee, Tennessee
I do not want to reveal the techniques I use to get the money…but I can tell you that I have managed to get several millions of US dollars as a result of my efforts.
I must have the actual email in my possession in order to operate, however, so if any of you getting these kinds of mails want to send them to me (use PM for now) and I will send the people the money from my own funds. I certainly will tell you how much I was able to garner from the endeavor.
I am willing to share what I get with you, if you choose—half for you and half for me. And I will not ask you to put up half of the initial seed money of $5200. I will share half of what I get if you send me only $1500 (and of course, this is just a pittance that shows me you have faith in my formula for success.)
Get started on big riches. PM me…and I will tell you how to send me the email…and the small reliance amount…and you will be well on your way to becoming a millionaire like I am.
LOL
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I was having some difficulties with my Bank of America debit card. I got on line with customer service, gave them my account number and debit card number.
The I told them why I needed assistance. I told them my Debit card wasn't working because the three digit code on the back was invalid.
The response
" Yes Mam, we are sorry blagh blah blah...yes, the reason your card isn't working is because you do not have a valid 3 digit code."
I reread what I wrote...no, it seems clear but let me try again
"My credit card's 3 digit code on the back does not work...I have money in there! But I cannot make any on-line purchases and EBAY may go out of business if you don't fix it"
Answer:
"Yes Mam, we are sorry blagh blah blah...yes, the reason your card isn't working is because you do not have a valid 3 digit code."
wait a minute....he just cut and pasted that!
I responded:
"What country are you in?"
answer
"Yes mam, we are an American firm based in India"
So I am the lucky one, I won't be getting any more of those solicitations, no, they don't need to waste their time. They can eliminate the middle man and go directly into my account.