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Placebostudman
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WELCOME TO A CRIPPLE'S WORLD Yes, folks, I am a cripple. I am disabled, not "physically challenged" or "differently abled", and if I am those things, well, hell, so is everyone else. So, what sets me apart from everyone else? I am crippled. I am *mostly* (and, yes that IS an important distinction from fully) paralyzed from the waist down. I can not walk, nor a few other "unmentionable" activities, without external mechanical or personal assistance. But, that is the limit of my disability. My brain works fine. Well...maybe not "fine", but within normal functioning perameters, as Lt Commander DATA (from Star Trek TNG) would say. I am also gay. queer. a F@g. Deal with it. I have. And, if you're looking for a disabled or LGBT advocate who always keeps his chin up, or keeps a stiff upper lip, look elsewhere. I deal with LIFE, and sometimes, life is not pretty. I tried living life with the rose colored glasses, but the frames shattered by a curveball called life. Now, if you're looking for someone who looks at life through the lens of a gay cripple, with a sense of humor, who idolizes George Carlin, Dennis Leary, and Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut, then please, grab a seat, grab a drink, smoke'em if you got'em, and enjoy! :-) And I'll be more than happy to guide you through the labyrinthine recesses of my mind and soul, but you may want to grab a flash light, a compass, a map, and a GPS, because you could get lost in this place! Muwhahahaahaha

NOVEMBER 19, 2009 11:33AM

France won the war (by cheating) or The Hand of God 2.0

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Yesterday's France Vs Ireland World Cup Qualifying match gave a piece of controvery to the game that hasn't been seen since at least Diego Maradona's "Hand of God" hand ball many, many years ago, that some of us more rabid Football fans will remember. Or, if not "The Hand of God", then the game yesterday gave the most controversial news since Zenadine Zidane's infamous headbutt in the France/Italy match at the last World Cup (when an Italian player referred to Zidane's sister as a whore).

 There is no doubt in anyone's mind, after seeing the review of the play, that Thierry Henri committed a handball foul that would have negated the goal he scored, that pushed France past Ireland in their match yesterday.

 Thierry Henri flat out admitted it was a handball after the match.

 So, that means, in Football terms, that, if, by some bizarre act of God, France makes it to the WC'10 final and wins (and the chances are about as likely as me winning The Chinese lottery), then France will have won the war of international football by cheating.

 This just might make South Africa 2010 that much MORE interesting to watch.

 As if I, a rabid football fan needed any more reason to watch The World's Game :-)

 UPDATE: Irish Football Federation has lodged a formal protest to FIIFA (football's international governing body) to  protest the result of the game. Further updates as warranted

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