Studman's Soapbox

Surfing the vacuous void of disabled in the media

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Placebostudman
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Stow, Ohio, USA
Birthday
December 14
Title
Resident Smart Ass
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Self employed
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WELCOME TO A CRIPPLE'S WORLD From here on out, this blog will carry regular contributions by the author (me), concerning how and where the disabled are inaccurately portrayed, or more often than not, simply ignored by the media. Please feel free to read my previous posts, as this is something of a "stream of consciousness" blog, and one entry very well may, and often does depend on what has already been said. Please be aware, I am un-PC, a bit of a smart ass, and as Rodney Dangerfield said in "Back to School" "I don't take shit from nobody" :-D If the things said here offend you, then so be it. I am a strong minded, strong willed man with an opinion. However, my opinion can and does change over time, as I mature and learn more about the world. So, if you are in the mood to argue, or see something you disagree with, bring it on. Just be forewarned that what I consider "offensive" is not what the rest of the world may find offensive, and vice versa. Okay? Okay. photo is "extreme sitter" Aaron Fotheringham, who can be seen on Youtube or his website, AaronFotheringham.com, where he performs many of his wheelchair skate ramp tricks

APRIL 26, 2010 7:08PM

Am I the only one feeling left out of Boobquake? (Humor)

Rate: 14 Flag

 

Okay, seriously....am I the only one whose sitting here, looking at all these pictures all the ladies are posting of their breasts, and thinking this is  completely unfair and that men should be allowed to show off what we got too?

 Well, okay, admittedly, no one wants to see what I'm packing...

 But, the thought does have me wondering....

 And, no I'm not actually going to post pictures of my "goodies", sorry...you'll just have to use your imagination with the following:

                        ViennaSausages 

                        vienna sausages-Approximate actual size >:)

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Great! Here I was thinking I was a heterosexual male my whole life and in the course of 30 seconds I'm a meat gazer for going to your blog!

Great stuff, Stud!
Andy-

I'm a devious little fucker sometimes...>:)
This is gonna sound REALLY bad, but screw it. How about the men of OS post photos of their tongues. Seriously!

-R-
LadyM-

send me your email address and ya might just get a surprise ;-)
Miko - now THAT's deviant!
Oh, I'm coming to read the women's comments.
Good one, PSD, rated.
Andy-

I actually agree with Miko...tongues are much more versatile in the long run LOL
Thoth-

This one could be fun! :-)
you.slay.me.everytime.you.post.that.sausage.pic.

and.I.eat.vienna.sausages.for.lunch.allll.the.time.
sheesh;)
Amanda-

Hey, that's nothing...my kitchen table is....ahem.... glass...(wondering if you'll remember the reference) LOL
ame-

Hey, I may be gay, but I AM male, therefore I do live with one, and I do see the humor in having that particular dangly bit....LOL it just happens that, in my case, the funnier aspect is the relative size (see photo above)
I lift weights and wear good bras in order to prevent boobquake. Doing pretty well for a 48 year old. If you had manboobs you could show them...
Eva-

actually I used to have man-boobs.

for a long time, because my spine was so deformed that it forced my ribs to jut out of my chest and with my braces at the time sucking my stomach in like a corset, I was accused almost daily of having breasts in Jr High LOL
I dunno, Studman, that looks good enough to eat and I'm mostly straight. That's all I'm saying.

Oh, and don't feel left out. C'mon over to my post.
No Stud, I don't get it. I guess I don't have to and let people do as they want, but it is lost on me. Sure they will get a lot of rates..
Cap'n-

Oh, it's very good to eat...or at least sample a taste of...but then again I'm about as straight as Lombard Street in San Francisco LOL

Poppi-

Glad you enjoyed! :-)
rita-

Eh, not everyone is going to feel comfortable or even understand the activism behind it. I 'get it', I just wish we could have balance of the alternative (male) point of view
I'd expose myself, but it might cause a worldwide panic and I wouldn't want that on my conscience.
John=

that's pretty much my philosophy too....I HAVE the pics, but I don't share, for fear that it will cause loss of appetite and amnesia or PTSD from the sight of such horrific ugliness
Great! Though I'll pass on the meat photos we men do need our own cause.
Rated.
Scylla-

I just figured that pic would be more visually appealing than the real thing in my case LOL
You're very Sassy Studman. Funny one. R.
ame-

Sorry! But we can still be good friends, right, I hope! :-)

Kissing-

"Sassy" Hmmm...that's a new one....usually I just get called shameless and/or incorrigable...something I take pride in! :-)

diary-

Sorry, I only show that particular body part to men, and only if they show me theirs first! hehehe
Hi, stud.

Anyone ever tell you you're funny? Just thought I'd stop by your blog and say hi.

:)
Eden-

Well, I'm glad *somebody* thinks so! LOL
DAMN IT!!

I came here to see some saggy moobs!! I feel cheated. *walks off in a huff*
Have a Sassy Day Studly. xox :-)
Our "petit sausage"!
Thumbs-

Sorry, dude. I suspect I'm not your type anyway (or the other way around)

PJ-

Always!

Caroline-

Hmmm...I could have posted Austrian wienerschnitzel...

Lou-

LOL well, at least my intellect makes up for what I'm (not) packing!