Policywanker
a deft and daft skewering of politics and players
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- A new Bio Pic, for those who like sweetness before the bitter.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Ms Tarp!
Long time,
eh?
No one here gets me
like you...
Bless you -
loved your Dog a…”
November 22, 2009 01:17PM - “good one, petite
willie!”
July 18, 2009 03:14PM - “That was actually my
grandfather with the gas
can.
He said to tell you,
"Aim…”
June 30, 2009 01:37AM - “'Twasn't the killing of
the fly that troubles... 'twas
the
removal of the
legs.”
June 23, 2009 02:28PM - “Nothing less than
"Hontonoshijin" works for me
now.”
June 23, 2009 01:43PM
Policywanker's Links
NOVEMBER 23, 2009 3:47PM
END OF WORLD ALERT! Time Traveling Palin Meets Present Self
END OF WORLD ALERT! Time Traveling Palin Meets Present Day Self
AP - Houston
NASA scientists have confirmed the possible dangers in
an End of World Scenario that transpired yesterday. As every Sci-Fi
scholar knows, when a time traveler comes face-to-face with him or
herself in the
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NOVEMBER 21, 2009 6:29PM
Levi Johnston Re-enacts Famous Film & TV Shower Scenes
NOVEMBER 21, 2009 1:36PM
Johnston's Johnson - What's it worth?
Johnston's Johnson - How much would you pay to look at it?
AP - New York
After months of hyperbolic media speculation over how much meat
Levi Johnston packs in his Levi jeans, Playgirl.com has released
its first few images of the teen-aged Lolito in coy poses of
seduction. But disappointing
… Read full post »
JULY 18, 2009 2:12PM
Ghost of Dead Oscar Mayer Crashes Wienermobile
Ghost of Dead Oscar Mayer Crashes Weinermobile
AP - Racine
Wiener mogul Oscar Mayer died recently at the age
of 95. And apparently, he's not happy about it. Strange occurrences
have been reported around the wiener factory and now, the famous
Wienermobile.
JULY 17, 2009 12:06PM
Pope Breaks Wrist in Masturbation Mishap
Pope Breaks Wrist in Masturbation Mishap
AP - Vatican City
Anonymous sources in the Catholic Church hierarchy are
reporting the supposed "fall" that resulted in the pontiff's broken
wrist was in actuality a moment of self-pleasure gone
wrong.
Reigning Pope and
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JULY 1, 2009 11:41AM
Senator Smalley is Good Enough and Smart Enough
Senator Smalley is Good Enough and Smart Enough
...and doggone it, the Minnesota Supreme Court likes him.
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX: Senate
Edition
With that, the Democrats achieve their three
decade goal of a filibuster-proof margin to fuck up the
Republicans.
Let'
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JUNE 25, 2009 12:24PM
Cry For Me Argentina - Sanford's Swan Song
Cry For Me Argentina - Sanford's Swan Song
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
"There's a certain irony to this."
And with that, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford
receives Policywanker's coveted NO SHIT, SHERLOCK AWARD for
Political Excellence.
Standing at the pod
JUNE 22, 2009 1:02PM
It's On! PETA vs. Pike Place Fish Throwers
PETA vs. Pike Place Market Fish Throwers
In a move certain to lose them street cred -
particularly Pike Street - PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment
of Animals) has come out swinging, issuing a strongly worded
statement warning Seattle's famous fishmo
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JUNE 9, 2009 3:00PM
Gays With Guns - A Love Story - Part Two
Gays With Guns, a Love Story - Part Two
AP - Washington DC
In a fantastical move to ram through legislation that
allows interstate transport of concealed weapons, NRA lobbyists
have hopped into bed with Gay rights activists. Senate Republicans
are attempting to add a rider
… Read full post »
JUNE 8, 2009 1:23PM
Gays With Guns - A Love Story
Gays With Guns, A Love Story
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
With Gallup polling the average American's desire
to see some hot man-on-man action in the military at an all-time
high of 69% (insert snicker here), Gays, and those who love them,
were perplexed by the Supreme Court's statement t
JUNE 3, 2009 1:11PM
Obama Meets with Saudi Grand Wazir of All the World
Fantastic Journey
AP - The Magical Kingdom of Ali Baba
Eschewing the presidential custom of donning the
traditional attire of his foreign hosts, Barack Obama wore a
stylish two-piece charcoal Armani suit when meeting with the Saudi
Chieftain, Paul Abdul al-Toona Bin There Dun Tha
MAY 31, 2009 1:34PM
Bill Clinton is a Whore
Bill Clinton is A Whore
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
Really? $2500 a ticket?
And people paid it...? Canadians are
idiots.
So, what did they get in Toronto at sadly, the
first of many Bush(=Dog) and Clinton(=Pony) Shows? Two pricey
pieces of old ass complimenting
… Read full post »
MAY 18, 2009 3:40PM
The Faces of Torture
The Faces of Torture
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
As the media chews on and spits out a steady
stream of whodunnits and whyfors on the issue of "Did we? - or
Didn't we?", how long are we going to digest, without barfing, the
truth of our own national culpability?
Like
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MAY 14, 2009 2:10PM
Miss California Provides Trump Lip Service
Miss California Provides Trump Lip Service
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
OK, first let me ask a dumb question: Does this
woman really deserve our attention?
She ran for Miss American Tits and Ass - and lost. That's all
that happened. Really. No one cares about her opinion on Africa, or
Hea
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MAY 1, 2009 1:39PM
Swine Flu Patient Zero Identified
Swine Flu Patient Zero Identified
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
As the World Media works round the clock to
insure that everyone is terrified to be in public without hand
sanitizer, CDC investigative scientists have identified Patient
Zero in the heralded Swine Flu epidemic.
APRIL 28, 2009 2:37PM
Swine Flu Hits Congress - Waxman Shows Symptoms
Swine Flu Hits Congress - Waxman Shows Symptoms
Policywanker Editorial
SWINE FLU = PIGS FLY
… Read full post » If we are to believe the hysteria as reported on
the nightly news - we all better heavily dowse ourselves with
anti-bacterial hand soap and scrub for 20 seconds.
Even President
APRIL 12, 2009 12:49PM
Pastor Warren Shows He's Versatile - Likes to Flip-Flop
Pastor Warren Shows He's Versatile - Likes to Flip-Flop
POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL
After his appearance with a dubious Larry King,
where he claimed he never, ever, "never once gave an endorsement"
of California's Proposition 8 outlawing gay marriage, Evangelical
Pitchman and big, fat
APRIL 11, 2009 3:09PM
Blame Jack Sparrow for Somali Pirates
Blame Jack Sparrow for Somali Pirates
POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
OK, is it me - or does the media get a hard-on
every time they print the word "Pirate"?
And we all share in a collective
"Aarrrr..." with a grin and a wink. Cuz we're in on it,
right?
APRIL 9, 2009 2:57PM
New Economic Indicator - Men's Underpants Are Down
How Exposed Are You To Shortfall?
AP - New York
Taking their cue from Alan Greenspan's
forecasting techniques - he linked the sales of men's undergarments
as a reliable indicator on the health of the economy - financial
analysts are warning of dire straits ahead.
A st
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APRIL 8, 2009 12:28PM
Obama Pardons Turkey
Obama Pardons Turkey
AP - Istanbul
While wowing the citizens of Turkey on his recent
East-meets-West national tour, President Obama delivered an
emotional plea to the Turkish Parliament in Ankara for mutual
respect and support.
Earlier in the day, while paying r
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APRIL 2, 2009 7:34PM
Who Owns Our Debt... A Shocking List of Lenders
Who Owns Our Debt... A Shocking List of Lenders
POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL
File Under: Who Screwed The Pooch?
Listed below is the GAO breakdown of what we owe and to whom,
nation-wise.
It's a mindfuck of numbers (in billions) that amount to why no one
wants our economy to
… Read full post »AP - London
President Obama and First Lady Michelle met with England's reigning monarch, Queen Elizabeth, and were stunned at the size of her.
"I was so afraid I was going to hurt her when we shook hands." admitted Mrs. Obama.
Que… Read full post »
APRIL 1, 2009 12:54PM
China's Stimulus Package - Sperm Banks and World Domination
China's Stimulus Package - More Sperm Banks and World Domination
AP - Beijing
In an effort to stockpile massive quantities of
Chinese sperm for future world domination, the Chinese government
has opened Sperm Banks in every metropolitan city across China.
Staff and donors are work
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MARCH 21, 2009 1:41PM
Nazi Pope Meets Pygmy Tribe - Demands Souvenir Boy
Nazi Pope Meets Pygmy Tribe - Demands Souvenir Boy
AP - Cameroon
After wowing the faithful in an SRO lunchtime Mass
held in a soccer stadium, former Nazi and current deluded "Voice of
God",
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MARCH 19, 2009 1:41PM
Nazi Pope Hates Condoms "Too restricting to feel my love"
Nazi Pope Hates Condoms "Too restricting to feel my love"
AP - Cameroon
Pope Benedict Arnold sashayed across Africa looking
fabulous this week, bestowing blessings and damning to Hell anyone
who crossed him.
Chief among those going to Hell are apparently
t
… Read full post »
The End
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