Octomom Welfare Womb Asks for Your Donations
POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL
In a breathtaking display of Welfare Fraud and good old-fashioned greed, proud mom of 14 children and plastic surgery addict, Nadya Suleman, has her hand out again. This time asking for online donations to help her live out a dream of becoming Angelina Jolie.
She is quoted on her website as saying, "I've got the lips and the kids. MORE kids even. Now Brad will love me. I just know it."
Already stiffing California taxpayers with the check for her birthing extravaganza, Miss Suleman shows no remorse in spending $1.3 million in hospital fees of other peoples' money during a national economic meltdown.
Reports indicate she paid for her in vitro fertilization treatments with a $165,000 award from an on-the-job back injury she received during a riot at a mental institution where she worked. Clearly, her back was cured by the weight of carrying eight infants. (Policywanker issues a Workers Comp Fraud Alert - Pay attention, people!)
The American tradition of cashing-in has a new Spokeswhore in Miss Suleman. She has hired a publicist to handle the budding career of her premie spawn. Stay tuned for endorsement deals, Wheaties boxes and Oprah. Not bad for a bitch still receiving Food Stamps.
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I'll tell you something though. I feel desperately sorry for those babies, all 14 of them, when their mother is so profoundly messed up and her values are so completely whacked out. How are they going to grow up as anything close to being sane, well-adjusted adults?