Nazi Pope Hates Condoms "Too restricting to feel my love"
AP - Cameroon
Pope Benedict Arnold sashayed across Africa looking fabulous this week, bestowing blessings and damning to Hell anyone who crossed him.
Chief among those going to Hell are apparently the condom users, whose flagrant refusal to die from AIDS is a slap in the Holy Pontiff's kisser.
Claiming the Roman Catholic Church was "the forefront in the battle against AIDS" the former Nazi pointed to his preference for pre-pubescent boys as an end to the AIDS crisis. "You're not gonna get nothing from those guys. It's foolproof."
Claiming condom use "increased the problem" because, "No one can feel the love from il papa. It is unnatural and itches afterward."
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