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MAY 31, 2009 1:34PM

Bill Clinton is a Whore

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Bill Clinton is A Whore


POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
   Really? $2500 a ticket?
   And people paid it...? Canadians are idiots.
   So, what did they get in Toronto at sadly, the first of many Bush(=Dog) and Clinton(=Pony) Shows? Two pricey pieces of old ass complimenting each other's presidential prowess and dick size.
   Calling him "brother", Bush high-fived Clinton and joked about how they "used to believe in free speech". Get it? Now, they're paid.
   The 6000 suckers, eh, Canadians... were disappointed by the lack of venom, or intelligence, displayed by the two exes. Instead, the audience was treated to a pussy-footed love fest, while over a hundred protesters logged their disapproval on the streets outside.
   The onstage conversation can best be summarized by the following likely exchange backstage...
   Clinton: You da man!
   Bush: No, buddy, you are!
   Clinton: No, you are!
   Bush: You! You are the MAN!
   ...and so on.
   Bill Clinton proved himself, once again, to be the self-serving attention-starved douchebag we have all come to understand and ignore.
   Will no one rid us of these troublesome priests?

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Thank YOU, 'Policywanker.'

I am well informed from many sources, and such, but, until now, I knew nothing about the "Bush(=Dog) and Clinton(=Pony) Shows."

And, I think I would not have imagined the bold, lurid and disgusting , in our faces, reality of the duplicity, lack of a modicum of integrity, dishonesty, complicity, and profoundly undesirable implications for desirable habitation on this planet from the dominantly powerful leaders of the "opposing political parties" clearly depicted in that "pussy-footed love fest" picture, and YOUR thoughtful and courageous commentary, and question.

Thank YOU, again!!! Stay on the case.
Loves me some Bill. You say "whore" like it's a bad thing.

I'm betting that Bill is doing this as a favor to Bush I, who's had Bar on his ass about Dubya's hurt feelings. First, for making Jeb his favorite, and more recently for making Clinton his golf buddy, fundraising partner and traveling companion.

Remember when the three of them - Bushes I and II plus Bill - flew to the Pope's funeral together? Imagine the awkward silences in that threesome. Bill and Poppy pronouncing the names of heads-of-state and even whole countries, all correct and stuff, and exchanging bon mots whatever the f**k those are, just to make Junior feel stupid.

I told a friend that day, "Poppy Bush is like the father Bill Clinton never had."

"Yes," she said, "and Bill is the son Poppy Bush never had."

This moment of sharing was a necessary step in healing the rift between Dubya and his dad. Bonus: Jeb was not invited!
And where does Bill's money go? Oh yeah, his foundation helping out poor people. Of course I can't help but notice you ignored the drunken Texas frat boy who takes his speaking fees and puts them straight in his pocket, or perhaps his future legal defence fund.
Dear livemonster - First, thank you for presuming I have a skill set.
Second, "the causes that people don't seem to care about" is a list so huge, it deserves it's own encyclopedia.
And third, what a whore does with his/her money (buy new tits, give it to the Haitians, have an abortion, etc...) makes him/her no less a whore.
The issue I raise is purely Bill's need for attention. Here, he presents himself onstage, for a cash payment, with the one man who symbolizes everything horrible that has happened to this country for the past eight years.
He endows on this cretinous idiot his own claim to statesmanship, using his charm and his intelligence without challenging the man in front of him. Thereby giving Bush a status he has never earned.
As a former F.O.B. - I would give anything to have that opportunity myself, to ask Bush, the impostor president, real questions and demand answers.
Correct again with those nasty and unpleasant truth’s ‘policywanker.’

Although, the consensus of the comments seems to be 'Forget about the deeper shit that desirable life on this Earth is in as a direct result of the hundreds of years – peaking in the recent 8 years of the unpresidented internationally criminal draconian policies, lies, deception, self serving and blatant theivery and control priorities of the 2 to 3 percent ruling elites, actions, destruction, deaths, and so on.'

Publically touring for monatery profits with the man who was the official "Decider" shouldn't be considered "in our faces, reality of the duplicity, lack of a modicum of integrity, dishonesty, complicity, and profoundly undesirable implications for desirable habitation on this planet from the dominantly powerful leaders of the "opposing political parties"." Because, some totally insufficent amount of 'public relations image' money is trickled down to "foundation helping out poor people," while the number of poor people continue to rapidly increase, with over 2 million more home forclosures predicted for 2009.

Does the person who posted "the Clinton's $ from speaking goes to serious causes for the real poor" have access to those financial records, or simply read that somewhere in cyberspace. After "The Robber Barons" attained vast undeserved wealth from the labor, suffering and deaths of untold numbers of people, ecological devastations, and so on, many of those Robber Barons then established, so called, philantropic foundations that seem to prove that they are compassionate and loving people who genuinely feel and care about the pain, suffering and unneccesary deaths of other people, but, essentially, simply limits their tax liabilities, and give talking points support to those who choose to give them more of their trust, support and money - waiting and looking for the cue to purchase their $2500 tickets to the new “Bush(=Dog) and Clinton(=Pony) Shows” - physically, psychologically/mentally and spiritually worshiping, kissing their asses and licking the boots of their worst enemies, who claim to be ‘protecting, deciding and acting for the best interest of the American people.’

Apparently, there are many people, as reflected in most of the comments here, who still revel in worshiping the people (as they were and are ‘the leaders’) most responsible for the increasingly sever and critical problems, soon to be personally experienced by many more of those who still 'believe' that they are immune from experiencing the worst catastrophies, as many who a few years ago ‘never thought could happen’ to them are now suffing and dying with the real truth of this matter.

I do agree that neighter Clinton and/or Bush are the main culpits. The main culpits are all of those inablers, supporters, and psycological/mental volunteer slaves who are committed to trying to make sense out of nonsenses, to the inevitable bitter personal ends.

The one excuse or reason that will have no validity, when ‘the jig is up’ for each of us, individually, is ‘Forgive me because I did not have access to the truth, and no one tried to help me know.’
OK - Cosmic Dick
You are a veritable Wordsworth, and I do appreciate getting my wordsworth.
I salute your loquacious lingerings in the uncomfortable realms of reality.
And, I recommend a visit to the posts of Xanadu Xero. She is a lovely wack-job of the highest order. I treasure her.
If you're in LA, we should all meet for Absinthe... or Cyanide.
Clintons money goes to worthy causes? Are you high? The Clintons have become filthy rich since he left office. The money goes straight into their bank accounts. I guess you can google their last tax return for the exact numbers. He has pulled in millions and kept it. And asked the rest of us to donate to his causes.
Okie dokie Policywanker.

Gracias mucho fo' da "Wordsworth" kudos! Just some of my work/play while pursuing, attaining, maintaining and sustaining my IMP/Individual Maximum Potential:) Don't blame me for any spelling and grammatical errors - my Editor is taking a siesta.

But, I think I have a better idea for YOU, I, and Xanadu Xero meeting. I invite y'all to visit me in my mini-castle retreat in a Third World country near YOU - see photo albums at - http://thecosmicdetective.wayn.com/ - and e-mail me directly. YOU may like to join that international travel group. We all got to go way from here, anyhow. So, we might as well show some style, and enjoy the ride.

I, likewise, leave open my choices for Absinthe... or Cyanide - actually if I choose to take that route, I think I was prefer hemlock. That way I could be grooving on thoughts of Socrates, and all of the other genuine and authentic heroes and heroines of all times.

As attributed to Hailie Selassie, 1936 "TODAY ME, TOMORROW YOU."

Jammin on...
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Founder & Minister: www.YOUtopiaINstitute.org
Dud'nit jis git crazier 'n crazier? Gaaaaahhhhhhleeeee.

Uh, but Canadians are crazy? They didn't elect these tools.