Johnston's Johnson - How much would you pay to look at it?
AP - New York
After months of hyperbolic media speculation over how much meat Levi Johnston packs in his Levi jeans, Playgirl.com has released its first few images of the teen-aged Lolito in coy poses of seduction. But disappointing pedophiles and horny 'tween girls everywhere, the photographs show little more than you'd see at the beach.
The young Alaskan hustler does exhibit a remarkable sense of sexual savvy in what he calls his "Rear Entry" pose. He explained the image at a recent Press Conference at Playgirl's New York office, "What I'm saying in this shot is - you better be lubed-up good or I will punch your fucking lights out."
Playgirl spokesperson Mandy Tate recommended viewers to the pay-per-peek section of their website, where "more of the Alaskan heart-throb is offered, you know, in the skin department, if you get my meaning."
Johnston is quickly learning the tricky maneuvers of a media fame-whore. He dodged questions about his mother's three-year sentence for dealing Oxycontin by saying, "Look, I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose... ladies..."
But when asked for his take on almost-mother-in-law Sarah Palin's book tour, he was more circumspect, "She's a cunt."
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