END OF WORLD ALERT! Time Traveling Palin Meets Present Day Self
AP - Houston
NASA scientists have confirmed the possible dangers in an End of World Scenario that transpired yesterday. As every Sci-Fi scholar knows, when a time traveler comes face-to-face with him or herself in the past, present or future, a tear in the Time/Space Continuum occurs, wreaking possible mayhem and havoc on the generations to come.
An event of this magnitude was noted yesterday at the Ft. Hood Army PX booksigning of GOING ROGUE, where former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin was confronted by an angry Sarah Palin from the future. Harsh words were spoken before military police intervened and removed Future Sarah Palin from the premises. She appeared highly agitated and shouted loudly as she left.
Connie Watkins, a retired Ft. Hood floral designer, was standing in line as the incident occurred and overheard the altercation. "That future Palin lady was all kinds of riled up. She was saying stuff like, 'Stop before it's too late", "I'm begging you' and 'You will destroy America!'. It was all freaky-like. I had goose bumps, let me tell you."
When asked to comment on the confrontation, Gov. Palin merely shrugged and smiled, saying, "Gosh, you think she looked like me? She was real pretty, so I'll take that as a compliment."
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