Policywanker

a deft and daft skewering of politics and players
November 24, 2009 04:45PM
“Exactly my concern, Andy...”
About: END OF WORLD ALERT! Time Traveling Palin Meets Present Self
November 22, 2009 01:17PM
“Ms Tarp! Long time, eh? No one here gets me like you... Bless you - loved your Dog and Pony - minus Dog - Story!”
About: Levi Johnston Re-enacts Famous Film & TV Shower Scenes
July 18, 2009 03:14PM
“good one, petite willie!”
About: Ghost of Dead Oscar Mayer Crashes Wienermobile
June 30, 2009 01:37AM
“That was actually my grandfather with the gas can. He said to tell you, "Aim higher. Huffington Post is taking blog submissions." But in any ca…”
About: When did we forget our grandparents?
June 23, 2009 02:28PM
“'Twasn't the killing of the fly that troubles... 'twas the removal of the legs.”
About: It's On! PETA vs. Pike Place Fish Throwers
June 23, 2009 01:43PM
“Nothing less than "Hontonoshijin" works for me now.”
About: What's Her Name?
June 22, 2009 01:27PM
“OK - I'm late to this party but, the BEST part of the whole fracas is the name: HONTONOSHIJIN Say it three times - fast! It's FUN! The Best Cowboy Name e…”
About: A Response: The REAL Cowboy Code
June 08, 2009 07:27PM
“Ms Tarp - That's a motto I live by...”
About: Gays With Guns - A Love Story
June 08, 2009 01:31PM
“The Aztec drink is called Xocolatl. Kind of rolls off your tongue... until you hit the glottal stop. May I suggest a form-friendlier drink name...? Like…”
About: What's Her Name?
June 06, 2009 02:24PM
“OMFG! "...and fired the slug into your brain..." What a romantic!”
About: What's Her Name?
June 05, 2009 07:19PM
“...and what the heck is Paul's moutafa? I GOOGLED in anticipation of learning something... to no avail.”
About: What's Her Name?
June 05, 2009 07:17PM
“Bella? Clearly, the TWILIGHT series has yet to creep up your driveway. Bella' s a vampire wannabe chick with issues. But like I was saying... she has a na…”
About: What's Her Name?
June 04, 2009 08:13PM
“As she's not a labrador retriever, no pet names would seem appropriate. A friend name, that of an equal is fitting. But I recommend taking some quiet ti…”
About: What's Her Name?
May 31, 2009 11:08PM
“OK - Cosmic Dick You are a veritable Wordsworth, and I do appreciate getting my wordsworth. I salute your loquacious lingerings in the uncomfortable real…”
About: Bill Clinton is a Whore
May 31, 2009 08:07PM
“Dear livemonster - First, thank you for presuming I have a skill set. Second, "the causes that people don't seem to care about" is a list s…”
About: Bill Clinton is a Whore
May 20, 2009 12:36AM
“Ms J I would court you and serve you Crown - if'n you weren't hitched. I can talk cow poop til the Roto-Rooter Man comes home. But I save my bon mots for…”
About: The Faces of Torture
May 19, 2009 08:29PM
“yes, well OS is not the place to look for validation... However , I do admit to some reader envy when I see all your fans lining up to comment. Cheers! hey…”
About: The Faces of Torture
May 19, 2009 12:06PM
“Ms Julie - I appreciate your watchful eye.”
About: The Faces of Torture
May 14, 2009 02:46PM
“by all means, feel free...”
About: Miss California Provides Trump Lip Service
April 28, 2009 08:27PM
“Mine is not to reason why... Mine is to... Shampoo, rinse, repeat. To Pants: Bless you! I feel your love. To Madame Tarp: We could get rich selling pink s…”
About: Swine Flu Hits Congress - Waxman Shows Symptoms
April 28, 2009 05:05PM
“Thank you, coffee person. I much prefer "joker" status to "serious political commentator". Bu t, be not so smug as to think there is a…”
About: Swine Flu Hits Congress - Waxman Shows Symptoms
April 28, 2009 02:53PM
“OMFG! Me... a right-winger? Closer to Debra Winger, but who's counting? For the record: Swine Flu, or any disease outbreak, should be researched and deter…”
About: Swine Flu Hits Congress - Waxman Shows Symptoms
April 11, 2009 08:37PM
“I.C. London - a true wisecrack of a name Bravo!”
About: New Economic Indicator - Men's Underpants Are Down
April 09, 2009 03:48PM
“Funny look at your life... I live on a rural island off Seattle and commute to L.A. So, I get the bizarro world view. Is your script about your fish out o…”
About: Green Acres or the Twilight Zone?
March 31, 2009 07:21PM
“What the Holy Fuck, Mr. Neville? That is a mighty long treatise with lots of zeroes, all of which boils down to you being an utter nutjob. I suppose you'…”
About: Nazi Pope Pisses Off the Jews and the Cowboys
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