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OCTOBER 16, 2008 1:10PM

Confessions of an Undecided Voter - It's all about the SWAG




   AP - Chicago
   In a campaign year where everyone seems to have an opinion about McCain and Obama, there are those, the mysterious few, the "undecided voters", who claim the spotlight. They appear at every debate and town hall. They are courted by the media and they are
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OCTOBER 15, 2008 12:59PM

Cindy McCain Demonstrates Her Awesome Beer Belch




   AP - Washington
   To prove her "just folks" credentials, Cindy McCain, wife of presidential hopeful John McCain, delivered an ear-splitting beer belch to a crowd gathered to hear the senator speak.
   The beer-heiress introduced her husband by proclaiming, "O
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OCTOBER 14, 2008 1:09PM

Palin Threatens Restraining Order Against Mary Cheney

The Cheney Lesbians are Stalking Palin

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Alaska Governess Sarah Palin has threatened to issue a Restraining Order against Mary Cheney, daughter of the vice-president, and her wife Heather. Palin's security detail reports the famous Republican Lesbians are at every appearance and fun… Read full post »
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OCTOBER 13, 2008 10:42PM

Cindy McCain Unveils New Lingerie Line - POLICYWANKER NEWS




   Just in time for the election, Victoria's Secret has launched it's Fall line of unmentionables, the premier focus being Cindy McCain's signature brand, Cougar Comfies. 
   Victoria's Secret spokesperson, Rhona Blair, described the look as being "sweet and sedu
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OCTOBER 11, 2008 12:54PM

Angry Palin Mob Lynches CNN Cameramen - POLICYWANKER NEWS

Angry Palin Mobs Lynch CNN Cameramen


   AP - Wheeling, West Virginia
   Critics of the Republican strategy to "whip up the base into a frenzied mob" point to yesterday's lynching of Bill Jackson and Steve Monroe, both African-American CNN employees, as evidence that politic
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OCTOBER 9, 2008 1:01PM

McCain's Favorite Torture Revealed

Former POW Demonstrates McCain's Favorite Torture


   AP - Philadelphia
   Viet Nam veteran and former POW, Steve Wolcott, has come forward speaking against Republican Sen. John McCain's version of their treatment at the hands of the Viet Cong.
   "I'm not saying i
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OCTOBER 8, 2008 3:34PM

Palin Drowns Her Debate Sorrows in Pale Ale

Palin Spends Debate at Happy Hour


   AP - Greenville
   Determined to cheer up while watching her elderly running mate stumble around the stage, VP-hopeful Sarah Palin was the life of the party at a Greenville pizzeria last night.
   While downing pitchers of pa
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OCTOBER 7, 2008 6:56PM

Policywanker Archives: Adopted McCain Daughter Wants Day Off

Adopted McCain Daughter Asks for Day Off


   





















AP - Washington DC 
   The adopted Bangladeshi daughter of presidential candidate John McCain has had enough. Speaking to reporters camped at the
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OCTOBER 7, 2008 12:14PM

Policywanker News - New McCain Attack Ad, Cindy Gets Poked

New McCain Ad


   AP - Washington
   Following through on his pledge to "fuck Obama up", John McCain's new attack ad features scary Black men doing bad things to Cindy McCain. 
   The thirty-second spot is in heavy rotation in the battleground states. It featu
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OCTOBER 6, 2008 3:50PM

Policywanker News - Republicans... Head Up the Ass

MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2008

Republicans Dig Deep to Understand Voter Dissatisfaction

   
















  

   AP - Washington
   Republicans are searching their souls in an effort to understand the voters growing disgruntlement with
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OCTOBER 5, 2008 12:15PM

Policywanker News: McCain Gets an Ass-kicking

McCain Falling in Polls - Cindy Kicks His Ass, Literally


   AP - Washington
   With battleground states leaning firmly towards Obama, the McCain camp is getting the jitters. Except, that is, for the candidate's wife Cindy. She has taken a "tough love" approach to her husban
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OCTOBER 4, 2008 12:52PM

McCain Blinks

In the Land of the Blind the One-eyed Man is King

In the Land of the Blind the One-eyed Man is King
Palin Seduces America - McCain Frightens the Children
 
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OCTOBER 4, 2008 11:54AM

Policywanker News - FLASHBACK 1992 - Cindy's Alcoholic Rage

FLASHBACK 1992 - Cindy's Alcoholic Rage


   The year was 1992. Practicing pill-popper and senatorial wife Cindy McCain went on a bender and attacked a battleship apparently because it was named the "John McCain".
   "I've had it!" she screamed as she smashed her bottle of St
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OCTOBER 3, 2008 5:49PM

Policywanker News - Palin's Pretty


Debate Results In - Palin Wins Swimsuit Competition


   The nation fell in lust with Sarah last night as she proved once and for all that she is a "heckuva gal". Her opponent Sen Joe Biden, though a skilled debater, never seemed to hit his mark in the seduction
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OCTOBER 2, 2008 12:37PM

Policywanker News

Medical Records Revealed - Obama "Huge" - McCain "Grower Not Shower"


   AP - Washington
   Recently leaked medical records on the two presidential candidates reveal startling differences in their "off the campaign trail" performance.
   Democratic contender Sen. B
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OCTOBER 1, 2008 11:34PM

Policywanker News


Shotgun Wedding ALERT! Palin says, "They do."


   AP - Wasilla
   In a perfectly planned antidote to her disastrous press encounters, Governess Sarah Palin has announced the pre-election marriage of her pregnant daughter Bristol to hockey playing homunculus Levi Johnst
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OCTOBER 1, 2008 12:00PM

Policywanker News


Election Predicting Cat Favors Obama


   AP - Shreveport
   Taffy the Tabby has correctly predicted the winner of the past three presidential contests. "It's an honor to have Taffy in my life," said her owner, Mabel Sue Hotchkiss, "She's so smart and keeps a real tidy litte
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SEPTEMBER 30, 2008 8:09PM

Governess Palin Still Refuses to Talk About Evolution

Levi Johnston's Facebook Page SHOCKER - He has a tail!

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When asked to comment on her future son-in-law's extra appendage, Gov. Sarah Palin demurred, "I've never seen it - but don't you go into the whole evolution thing now, I've got a wedding to plan."
 
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SEPTEMBER 30, 2008 8:05PM

Policywanker News

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2008

Debate Camp - Palin Learns to Make Faces


   AP - Washington DC
   In a crash course on grimaces and sneers, Gov. Sarah Palin is being coached by a pro. Her running mate, Sen. John McCain has been taking extra time with his distaff partner
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SEPTEMBER 22, 2008 10:58AM

Governess Palin Mobilizes National Guard

BREAKING NEWS FROM: www.policywanker.blogspot.com


   AP - Juneau
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SEPTEMBER 21, 2008 10:38AM

Check out this political satire blog... you're gonna laugh

To vent my outrage, I've launched a blog, sorta like The Onion, with swear words.

Let me know what you think.

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