President Barack Obama
- Birthday
- July 04
- Bio
- I was born a poor black child. Now, I'm a white man's worst nightmare. I eat Tea Partiers for breakfast, conservatives for lunch and have Republicans served on a platter. It's my world now and I'm here to fix it - and you!
MY RECENT POSTS
- "Barack, I am your father!"
May 07, 2012 11:47PM - Hey, Hey, LBJ! How Many Kids
Did You Kill Today!
March 12, 2012 01:15AM - Why I'm BETTER Than Jesus
Christ!
February 16, 2012 02:26AM - Obama Christ Superstar! I'm
BACK, baby!
October 06, 2011 02:18AM - MY PLAN FOR ECONOMIC RECOVERY
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August 12, 2011 04:59PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Jay makes some astute
and salient points. But, as we
all
know, people only
makes…”
May 18, 2013 11:10AM - “Damn you and your
truths! Don't you realize that
undermining
me undermines the
co…”
May 16, 2013 10:29PM - “There are no
conspiracies. It just streaks
of bad luck. "This
is not the
Pre…”
May 16, 2013 06:41PM - “Rest easy. I can assure
you this President NEVER
lies!
(unless I'm lying
now)”
May 15, 2013 11:47PM - “What we need are
super-citizens! People who
know their place
and do like
they're…”
May 12, 2013 01:04AM
President Barack Obama's Links
"Barack, I am your father!"
Darth Romney: "Barack, I am your father!"
"No, no! That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"
"No! NOOOOOOO! You're nothing but a flip-flopper who'll say anything to attain political power!"
"Remember the health insurance plan, Barack. Remember the mandate! Remem/…
Hey, Hey, LBJ! How Many Kids Did You Kill Today!
Whiny bitch
As you probably know by now, one of our fine American soldiers
fighting for the freedom and liberation of the world had a bad day
and
shot a bunch of unimportant women and children. But I, as your
great President to be held above all doubt,/… Read full post »
Why I'm BETTER Than Jesus Christ!
This is what happens when you fail to appeal to the right wing
base
If anyone still doubts I'm the Democratic Jesus, please take a look at the Republican "opposition" I face. Come November I'll be up against an empty suit that would lose an IQ test to a marionette./… Read full post »
Obama Christ Superstar! I'm BACK, baby!
Superstar!
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Obama Christ,
Superstar!
Do you think you're what they say you are?
The word is out! I'm back, baby! Even that runt Bill Maher says I've got my mojo back. I'm partying like its 2008. I've been reading those progressive blogs/…
MY PLAN FOR ECONOMIC RECOVERY ----
Dear America,
I have studied the situation and I have come up with only one reasonable answer to that situation:
Kill the poor people!
You poor people bring down our numbers on these reports, you make us look bad to the rest of the world, so you have to go, and… Read full post »
SET ME FREE! The President In the Iron Mask!
The Count of Three Card Monte Cristo got nothin on this boy. I've spent the last two years digging my way out of the White House basement where I've been held captive by large white men wearing only Dick/…
THE TRUTH OF POLITICS = We molest you without your knowledge
All the time, people,who we politicians call Sheep but the media agents and other fantasy leagues call 'The Voters', send me emails and messages of love in a madness that I or any other prez, past, present or future, really give two poops what Joe Q. Pubic has to say.
To… Read full post »
Barack Me Amadeus!
I've been hearing a lot of disturbing news lately about Open Salon and the false and vicious critics attacking me there. Despite objections from White House staff and the parking lot valet, I thought it best I came here to see for myself just what is going on. I… Read full post »
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