President Barack Obama

President Barack Obama
July 04
I was born a poor black child. Now, I'm a white man's worst nightmare. I eat Tea Partiers for breakfast, conservatives for lunch and have Republicans served on a platter. It's my world now and I'm here to fix it - and you!


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MAY 7, 2012 11:49PM

"Barack, I am your father!"

Darth Romney: "Barack, I am your father!"

"No, no! That's impossible!"

"Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"

"No! NOOOOOOO! You're nothing but a flip-flopper who'll say anything to attain political power!"

"Remember the health insurance plan, Barack. Remember the mandate! Remem/…

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Kill more kids!
Whiny bitch

As you probably know by now, one of our fine American soldiers fighting for the freedom and liberation of the world had a bad day and shot a bunch of unimportant women and children. But I, as your great President to be held above all doubt,/… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 16, 2012 5:04AM

Why I'm BETTER Than Jesus Christ!

This is what happens when you fail to appeal to the right wing base

If anyone still doubts I'm the Democratic Jesus, please take a look at the Republican "opposition" I face. Come November I'll be up against an empty suit that would lose an IQ test to a marionette./… Read full post »

The word is out! I'm back, baby! Even that runt Bill Maher says I've got my mojo back. I'm partying like its 2008. I've been reading those progressive blogs/…

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AUGUST 12, 2011 4:59PM


Dear America,

I have studied the situation and I have come up with only one reasonable answer to that situation:

Kill the poor people!

You poor people bring down our numbers on these reports, you make us look bad to the rest of the world, so you have to go, and… Read full post »

You missed the clues to Paul's death too!

The Count of Three Card Monte Cristo got nothin on this boy. I've spent the last two years digging my way out of the White House basement where I've been held captive by large white men wearing only Dick/…

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All the time, people,who we politicians call Sheep but the media agents and other fantasy leagues call 'The Voters', send me emails and messages of love in a madness that I or any other prez, past, present or future, really give two poops what Joe Q. Pubic has to say.

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AUGUST 5, 2011 11:48PM

Barack Me Amadeus!

I'm here at last! 

 I've been hearing a lot of disturbing news lately about Open Salon and the false and vicious critics attacking me there. Despite objections from White House staff and the parking lot valet, I thought it best I came here to see for myself just what is going on. I… Read full post »