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JUNE 28, 2008 1:22PM

Pretend Farmer’s Silly Little Movie List

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After writing about my top ten television shows, I got a little reverse flack.  My list was, gulp, educational, my choices, according to my favorite Priddy Woman, were “highbrow and evocative of British humour.” 

 

To counter any impression that I am a liberal elitist (okay, I resemble that remark), I hereby post my all-time favorite silly movies.  To make this list, the movies have to make me laugh over and over again no matter how many times I have watched them.  As I tend to be a glass half-empty person, the ability to make me laugh can often trump the content to teach me something.  Combine the two, as in NPR’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me!” recently mentioned by our esteemed resident codger, John Leonard, and I’m hooked.

 

So here, to counter any illusions of maturity on my part, are my favorite silly movies:

 
  1. “Ghostbusters” – Although this list is in no particular order, this movie is always #1 with me.  Bill Murray’s experiment with electric shock to increase the powers of telepathy?  Rick Moranis and his nerdy accountant character, possessed and getting it on with Sigourney Weaver?  The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?  Love it.  I saw this movie at least six times in the theatre and countless times on television, VHS, and DVD.  Just writing this makes me want to go watch it now.  Favorite line?  Hard-pressed as there are so many but maybe “Nimble Little Minx, isn’t she?” after Gozer flips from the tower.  Even with the world about to be destroyed, Bill Murray can still be hot for the chick that is going to do the destroying.
  2. “Beerfest” – By now, everyone knows I enjoy a beer or ten.  I came across this movie by accident on PPV and had to watch it of only for its title.  It’s bad, as in filthy and misogynistic in parts, but it cracks me up.  Favorite part?  When Barry is stinking drunk, slobbering, slurring, and wearing a cardboard box on his head with the word “Asshole” written across it, he goes into the restroom, looks at himself in the mirror, and sees a handsome, well-groomed, albeit seventies-styled version of himself and leaves the bathroom thinking himself the coolest guy around (been there, done that).  Favorite line?  As with Ghost busters, there are a lot, Donald Sutherland’s taped funeral speech, Cloris Leachman, playing Great Gam-Gam, great grandmother and former Bavarian whore, and her ram’s piss declaration (“If you can drink ram’s piss, fuck you can drink anything”) or her counseling over having all kinds of things shoved up her ass (“I got over it and you will, too”) are some, but I have to nominate Finkelstein’s reminiscence during Landfill’s funeral, “I remember one time he farted a whole plum.  I was plum surprised.”
  3. Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life” – I could list all the Monty Python movies here but this movie sticks out for me in particular because of the Protestant/Catholic comparison.  The Protestants are childless in their home boasting about the right and ability to wear condoms and the Catholics are overrun with kids.  Favorite line?  As the Catholic woman is doing the dishes, another baby pops out of her.  She (he) casually looks at one of the other many children and says, “Can you get that dear?”  Following a close second is “Life of Brian.”
  4. “Zoolander” – Gotta love Ben Stiller and his many characters but this one takes the cake.  Blue Steel?  His inability to turn left? The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?  Best scene?  The unfortunate gasoline fight between mindless male models (to the tune of “Jitterbug”) or maybe the walk-off judged by none other than David Bowie.  Best line?  I’m not sure.  Let’s go with “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”
  5. “Blazing Saddles” – You didn’t think I could do this list without this one, did you?  David will tell you the best part is the post-beans-for-dinner campfire scene but I’m not into scatological humor.  I find the entire premise of the black sheriff trying to bring order to this western town of miscreants funny as hell.  “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.” The actors are all great in this one, Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn, Harvey Korman, Cleavon Little,and of course Mel Brooks.  Favorite line? “Where are all the white women?” But you knew that already.
  6. “Young Frankenstein” – As with Monty Python, almost all of Mel Brooks movies could fit here but I consider “Young Frankenstein” to be more of a Gene Wilder vehicle than a Mel Brooks movie.  I love the whole thing and would be hard-pressed to find error with it.  Marty Feldman practically steals the show as Igor (eye-gore) the humpback (I love how the hump changes places) assistant.  Terri Garr is awesome as of course is Peter Boyle as the monster, especially when he is singing and dancing to “Putting On the Ritz.”  Cloris Leachman as Frau Blücher (cue horse whinnies), plays as convincing an old woman here as she did thirty years later in “Beerfest.”  Best line?  The marvelous Madeline Kahn as the formerly fussy heiress (“No tongue”) after rolling in the hay with the monster, “Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag.”
  7. “Best in Show” – A great Christopher Guest vehicle, and my favorite of his if for no other reason than there is a bloodhound in it (we have three).  The characters are all wonderful and dead-on in this spoof.  I love the commentary at the dog show itself expertly ad libbed by Fred Willard.  It’s so true to life.  (As an aside, I’ll never forget while watching a football game once, the Fox (of course) sportscaster eruditely spoke these immortal words: “If they don’t score, they can’t win.”  Priceless.) I love Parker Posey and Michael Hitchcock as the braces-wearing yuppie couple that met in two different Starbucks one across the street from the other.  Ditto to Michael McKean and John Michael Higgins as the stereotypical gay couple, one seemingly straight, one flaming, with their Shih Tzus and tea ceremonies.  The prize has to go to Catherine O’Hara and Eugene Levy though with her promiscuous past that follows them everywhere (extra kudos for her post-injury walk) and his two left feet and forced acceptance of her sex partners popping up everywhere.  Best line? I don’t know.  How about Parker Posey as Meg Swan’s “We are *so* lucky. We are *so* lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.”
  8. "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" - Late addition, folks,  I just realized I forgot this one.  As I was raised mostly in the South, the cast of characters really resonated with me and  the bluegrass kept my feet tapping. This movie single-handedly reenergized Ralph Stanley's career.  George Clooney is great playing the gentleman convict with his Dapper Dan pomade and his hair nets.  (He's a Dapper Dan man.) I love the siren scene and Delmar convincing Ulysses that the women turned Pete into a toad.  Although I am not typically a Holly Hunter fan, her character was great, too, looking for a "bonafied" man in her greasy fiance and still loving Ulysses despite herself.  Best line?  As the three convicts sit around the campfire, Delmar keeps offering Ulysses something not so great to eat, "Gopher?"  Also great, when they meet the black musician who is supposed to mimic the great Robert Johnson, but in this case is known as Tommy Johnson, Tommy admits to selling his soul to the devil whereupon Ulysses declares, "Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."  Love it.

 

 

That’s my list.  I could stretch it out to ten if pressed but these are the ones I could watch over and over and still laugh and, since that’s my main criteria, I’m stopping here.  And just for the record, no I did not like “There’s Something About Mary.”  Sue me.  Something about Cameron Diaz makes me gag.    Also, here’s an honorable mention to “Rushmore.”  Although it was technically a comedy and I love it, the satire is biting enough in this to pull out some of the hilarity, same with “Royal Tennenbaums.”

 

So tell me, what are your favorites?  Inquiring minds want to know.

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Never seen Beerfest and I sorta doubt I ever will (I can't abide Cloris), but the rest certainly deserve to be there. I'll be the first to admit that Cloris Leachman is a good actress and Lord knows she never did anything to me, I guess it's just a chemistry thing.

I'll just add one title to represent a genre - "Bringing Up Baby". I'm an absolute sucker for Cary Grant in general and the old screwball comedies in particular.
I thought about that one but, although it is funny, it is more romance and life lesson to me. It is a movie I can watch again and again, however.
Sounds like a new list: romantic comedies you are embarrassed to admit you like.
Eddie Murphy's "Boomerang" leaves M. Chariot nude and giggling uncontrollably on the bearskin rug.
That would be a good list. Doess "Legally Blonde" fit there? It would fit the embarrassed to admit you like criteria.
M. Chariot, Madame Fermier admits to not having the pleasure of seeing "Boomerang" but if it makes someone like you with your standards laugh, I will endeavor to give it a try.

Susan, I didn't think about "Men in Blck" but that's a great one. I love when toward the beginning when the alien kills the farmer and wears his skin and hsi wife can't decide which version of him she likes better.
This field is too fertile for me to plow this early on a Saturday morning, but I will relate that I found (much to almost my entire universe of friends' unending chagrin) Eddie Murphy's version of "The Nutty Professor" an absolute crack-up.
My raucous laughter has obviously interfered with my ability to type, spell, and use proper grammar.
That's two Eddie Murphy vehicles. He has a lot of redeemng to do for "Haunted Mansion." C'est horrible.
I'd have to go with a different Monty Python choice: "Quest for the Holy Grail" has probably elicited more laughs from me than any other movie. But your selection is a good one.

I'd also add a couple of older Bill Murray vehicles: "What About Bob?" and "Caddyshack". Man, I love those movies!
I love that one, too, Procopius. We probably quote it more than any other movie here around the house. "Get me a shrubbery." seems to stick out for us for some reason. And I love the coconuts clapping together to make horse trotting noises. And of course the knight who refuses to be vanquiched despite losing his arms and legs, "Come back here. I'll bite you."
"Caddyshack" is a great movie, too, but I can't watch it over and over again, maybe once a year or so, that and "Slapshot." I loved, loved, loved "What About Bob?" I hear Bill Murray's an ass but I like his movies. This is similar to Steven Axelrod's recent comparison of Paul Simon and his body of work.
I'm glad you appreciate Slapshot. I like to watch that one about once a year also. But funny thing is, we've got some close friends, the wife being from Vancouver and the husband playing in an amateur men's ice hockey league at our local YMCA ice rink, and neither one of them finds any humor or truth in Slapshot. They loathe that movie and the innocent should beware that if you bring it up with them, you are going to get a puck in the eye.
The "Scary Movie" series is worthy of a mention here, I believe. I've only seen #3 and #4. I bought #1 a few months ago but haven't watched it yet so I can't rate it yet.
My favorite, lowbrow, throw-away flick that isn't on your list is Mean Girls. The girl getting hit by the bus at the end just does it for me.

I like your list.
My favorite, lowbrow, throw-away flick that isn't on your list is Mean Girls. The girl getting hit by the bus at the end just does it for me.

I like your list.
That was a great movie! I loved the beginning when the home schooled kids talk about tGod inventing guns to protent them from the homosexuals and the dinosaurs.
That was a good one but unfortunately my reasonless Holly Hunter hangup is too influential for me to watch it over and over.
Last movie I really liked was called "Yes" and directed by Sally Potter. I've only seen it once, but I'm pretty sure I could watch it over and over again.
If there's room for "eleven" you might add Spinal Tap
I tried to select only one movie from each of the tried and true comedic movie producers (Mel Brooks, Monty Python, Christopher Guest, and the Cohen Brothers). Although I chose "Best in Show" as my Christopher Guest vehicle, "This is Spinal Tap" and "Waiting for Guffman" could easily take its place.
I loved "Spinal Tap", too, but "Best in Show" was awfully good as well.

Laying in bed last night thinking about this list, I remembered two other favorites...are they too dark to be included on the list?

"Being There", with Peter Sellers in the best acting role of his career, and a wonderful performance by the great Melvin Douglas.

"After Hours", in which Martin Scorcese does comedy -- and Cheech and Chong for extra measure.
"Being There" is one of my favorite all-time movies. It was spot-on with its prescience, too, I might add.

Just a simple brush-clearer, I mean gardener, and by being in the right (or wrong) place at the opportune time, he ended up in high places where he truly doesn't want or need to be.

Of course, Peter Sellers' character was innocent and child-like. Child-like fits.