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pretend_farmer

Location: Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
Birthday: March 04

Title: Maker
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JULY 14, 2008 8:59PM

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calf wars

I posted David's calf at another post's finish

Which instead of highlighting it tended to diminish

So I'm uploading it anew

Placing it on top of the queue

As the sight of it makes me feel rather sin-ish.

So ladies (and gentlemen) enjoy the quick hook

As this protective wife doesn't like others to look

Too many a succubus

Has tried to be the death of us

Which doesn't fly in my Pretend Farmer book.

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Wow look at that Calf!

The good news is that I did not have to jump up and down with weights and coerce a not-so-impessed personal trainer to take the shot.