pretend_farmer

pretend_farmer
Location
Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
Birthday
March 04
Title
Maker
Company
Rancho Laurena Rustic Arts
Bio
A wanton young lady of Wimley, Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's such an attractive facsimile."

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JULY 15, 2008 3:44PM

Calf Wars, Junior

Rate: 6 Flag

 Anthony 

Although pensiveness replaces flirtation and toddler replaces ingenue, for me this photograph evokes memories of Claudette Colbert in "It Happened One Night." 

stuck bobcat 

Unfortunately, the bobcat was stuck and, no matter how coy the Pint-Sized Farmer acted, it could not take him anywhere. 

casualty 

If this behemoth (shown here on David's LARGE hands) had survived the Great Flash Flood of 2008, I'm sure it would have given the toddler his needed ride.  Unfortunately, as often happens, retirement hastened its death.  After performing in two lucrative "Mummy" films and becoming financially stable, Goliath left the movies at the pinnacle of his career and retired to the outskirts of Scottsdale.  There, he spent every waking moment dreaming of the halcyon days of method acting, of wriggling out of custom-made bejeweled scarab costumes and feasting on the flesh of less-talented thespians.  Ah, those were the days.  But no more.  A roaring wall of mud and a whirling cesspoo ended his time here on Earth.

 stormy sky

What a world, what a world.

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Good looking kid. And bug.
the junior calves win.

the bug will give me nightmares for weeks.
I have been extremely impressed by your great humor and creativity throughout this whole ordeal! It serves as a role model for anyone who has faced a disaster: when the chips are down BLOG!
Thanks, Designanator, I tend to do okay in crises. It's the little everyday stresses that tend to defeat or at least deflate me. I'm trying to change that.
eeeewwwwwww. (The bug, not the kid.)
And here I thought I had the cutest kid in the world!
Sally, in response to your question yesterday, this is Exhibit A among the reasons why a picture of Lofton's butt is "cute" while one of mine is "not" - without regard to the actual cuteness of my butt.

Farmer, how many olive branches you think David can fit in those large hands?