pretend_farmer

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Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
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March 04
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A wanton young lady of Wimley, Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's such an attractive facsimile."

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JULY 21, 2008 3:23PM

From Chaos... Beauty and Misfiring Synapses

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cactus flower 

In the years we have had this small potted cactus collection, which I might add is the only outdoor potted plant that has managed to stay alive here, this particular cactus has never bloomed.  Not once in over three years.  Yesterday, however, as water truck after water truck slowly filled the now thankfully-mud-free pool, I looked over to spy this gift from nature.  Perhaps it is a small guilt token to compensate for what it had wrought the week before.  Although I would have rather gone flood-free and done without, it is lovely nonetheless.

Anthony and Jess in pool 

And although I had to carefully crop this photo to avoid showing the surrounding mud flats, the pool is full and cool and devoid of drool (weakly going for a rhyme thing here as I've lost a good part of my mind in the last 8 days a week, I loOoOoOove you).  The toddler, the teenagress, and Mr. Turtle are you-make-me-so-very happy as they float on by, float on byhuhy.  I'll shut up now as I have a problem with committment, as in I don't want to be.  Padding stirs up my allergies.

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What a refreshing change of scene!
Is it just me, or is that thing sticking up just to the right of the flower a tad obscene?
Those fuzzy things are spikes, so unless you are WAY more adventurous than me...they don't invite temptation.

Who would have thought history buff would be "like that"?
Good deal. This is good news.
Since when was a phallus obscene? :)
So happy to see this!
Lisa, the phallic cactus? BTW, it's common name is an old man cactus. I always thought it was because of the white hair (spines) but maybe not. It could be a very virile old man instead.
I love how he is holding on to the turtle like Grim Death. Makes me want to go swimming.

Cacti defeat me, too. I can't ever get them to bloom.
"Lisa, the phallic cactus?"

Sure, why not? :) Beats anything else I have experienced today!!
Oh, ouch. I need brain bleach now. Thanks so very much, Lisa.
Old Man Cactus? Is that not the perfect name for JD??

You and the tadpole, m'dear, look lucious as usual.
Sally, first of all, no comment.

Secondly, that is Jessica, not me. My bikini-clad days are over.
Oooo, Sally Wally, you are sooo going to get it! Privately.

Glad to see the kids are in the pool and all is right with the world.
Lauren, that so looks like you, especially those bodatious ta-tas.
Nice cactus picture. I like it.I have this variety of cactus which also not bloomed yet.
Thank you.