Good Omens - Double Yolker Eggs and Mythological Figures
As has been typical for the last couple weeks, I did not sleep well last night. Today we deliver a very large baby, one we worked hard to conceive and did all the right things to keep healthy. Now, we are in a labor of sorts, unsure how long it will last, unable to focus on other things, unwilling to have that epidural (though I have to admit even at 10 am a Guinness sounds good).
This morning's coffee and email only served to enhance my nerves and I was chomping at the bit to go vote. Living on a farm, however, prevents spontaneous desertion and chores had to be done. That was when I started feeling better.

This is a regular chicken egg. We get anywhere from 6 to 12 of these a day.

This is the egg I found this morning. It's a big sucker, a double yolker, only one of three we have found since setting up the coop four years ago. I think it's a good sign, don't you?

And here are Romulus and Remus, my neighbors three doors down who typically run from attention. Today, they are brave, ready to form a brand new kind of Rome, a United States that lives up to its ideals.
Farm chores complete, I drove the 16 miles to vote. The polls were busy but quiet, a underlying tension consuming our voices. People looked at one another carefully. Were they gauging who one another was voting for? Were they wondering as I was if some of these die-hard red staters were willing to take that first step and vote for change? Thirty minutes later, I picked up my free coffee from Starbucks and returned to Rancho Laurena to wait for the baby. I think I'll name him Obama.


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I particularly enjoyed the gratuitous photo of your neighbours' asses. [chuckle]
I have something like it here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1485735&l=37381&id=713911783
Ugh, John McCain just called. He wants to keep my taxes low. Lying bastard.
Breath, Breath, Push, Push!
You're welcome, Amy. I am cautiously optimistic.
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I told the way too skinny barista at Starbucks that I had voted TODAY. I actually voted last week. All for a free cup of coffee.
Dirty deeds done for coffee.
rated
Yes, Lonnie. It's almost a religious experience, especially since my poll location was a church. ;-)
Odette, yes, eggs good. My grandmother used to take me to a farm that specialized in producing double yolker eggs, a little thing but it was exciting and stuck in my head.
This a a wonderful, visual poem.
Best,
Steve
What's that saying--the one about breaking lots of eggs to make a better omelet? Maybe I'm mixing metaphors--but it works.
We've broken lots of ground, maybe we can make a better country.
m.a.h., I'd break every egg I have and then some to help put this country on the right track if that's what it took. And I'm all for mixing things up, including metaphors.
Thank you both.
The chicken that is America has hatched a new tomorrow.
That's right. No transitions for me today.
Yes, HA, let me know what he finds. I'm interested to find out.
Chic, you said, "The chicken that is America has hatched a new tomorrow." I love it! On to the future.
Thanks everyone.
(Thumbified for gratuitous asses & eggs)
Oh to live the farm life and be able to handle it.
Rated - Farming is the backbone of America
I predict that in about 2015 every other first-grader's gonna be called this - and will quite rightly hate their parents for not naming them something else - say, 'Spazz' or 'Stumpy'.
(Actually, Guinness at 10:00 am is kinda wonderful - sets one up for ones day)
And Guinness is good any time of day. Yum.
WOOF