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A wanton young lady of Wimley, Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's such an attractive facsimile."

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NOVEMBER 4, 2008 12:10PM

Good Omens - Double Yolker Eggs and Mythological Figures

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As has been typical for the last couple weeks, I did not sleep well last night.  Today we deliver a very large baby, one we worked hard to conceive and did all the right things to keep healthy.  Now, we are in a labor of sorts, unsure how long it will last, unable to focus on other things, unwilling to have that epidural (though I have to admit even at 10 am a Guinness sounds good).

This morning's coffee and email only served to enhance my nerves and I was chomping at the bit to go vote.  Living on a farm, however, prevents spontaneous desertion and chores had to be done.  That was when I started feeling better.

 egg

This is a regular chicken egg.  We get anywhere from 6 to 12 of these a day.

 double yolker

This is the egg I found this morning.  It's a big sucker, a double yolker, only one of three we have found since setting up the coop four years ago.  I think it's a good sign, don't you?

 Romulus and Remus

And here are Romulus and Remus, my neighbors three doors down who typically run from attention.  Today, they are brave, ready to form a brand new kind of Rome, a United States that lives up to its ideals. 

Farm chores complete, I drove the 16 miles to vote.  The polls were busy but quiet, a underlying tension consuming our voices.  People looked at one another carefully.  Were they gauging who one another was voting for?  Were they wondering as I was if some of these die-hard red staters were willing to take that first step and vote for change?  Thirty minutes later, I picked up my free coffee from Starbucks and returned to Rancho Laurena to wait for the baby.  I think I'll name him Obama.

 

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I think Obama is an excellent name for the new baby. What species is the new Obama? I don't think you have breeding stock of llamas, so I'm guessing a sheep. Good omens all abound.
Romulus and Remus look like Democrats. That's a good sign.
Hi, PF:

I particularly enjoyed the gratuitous photo of your neighbours' asses. [chuckle]

I have something like it here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1485735&l=37381&id=713911783
I guess I took too many liberties with my writing. This is a proverbial baby, all grown up and ready to move into the White House.
I'm looking for all the good omens I can find. Thanks for providing me some more!
Yes, BF, Democrats. That's why I didn't photograph the elephants next door (kidding).

Ugh, John McCain just called. He wants to keep my taxes low. Lying bastard.
Yes — we are all in labor today.

Breath, Breath, Push, Push!
Great looking Hooters, Cam. I love it!

You're welcome, Amy. I am cautiously optimistic.
Brinna, I thought I was done birthing babies but this is almost as nerve-racking as the real thing!
Good omen from So Cal:
http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=38251
Damn...I'm streaming MSNBC and I guess taking everything too literally.
A new day is dawning. It's time to rise, and shine, and crow at the coming of the light!
Since you brought it up PF, I need to make a confession and seek absolution.
I told the way too skinny barista at Starbucks that I had voted TODAY. I actually voted last week. All for a free cup of coffee.
Dirty deeds done for coffee.

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Obama is the perfect name. And wowza on the eggs!
That's okay, Julie, though I have to say that is one of the reasons I have kept the TV off thus far. I know once I turn it on that's it for me.

Yes, Lonnie. It's almost a religious experience, especially since my poll location was a church. ;-)
John, you voted. That's what counts. I wouldn't lost sleep over it (as long as you don't drink too much coffee).

Odette, yes, eggs good. My grandmother used to take me to a farm that specialized in producing double yolker eggs, a little thing but it was exciting and stuck in my head.
May I suggest the name, "Gobamas" for this spawn of goodness?
This a a wonderful, visual poem.
Thank you, Gary. I really think that double yolker is a good sign. And yes, it would be nice to have little Gobamas running around.
Great post, Lauren. Mary is off at the polls as a Democratic judge today (5:30 am until whenever . . .) doing what she can for democracy and with the hope that a new baby will indeed be born for our country. My guess is that both your grandmother and Obama's grandmother sent you that double-yoker today. The dawn of a new day . . .
Best,
Steve
Steve, what a great thought about the grandmas sending the double yolker. I love it! Tell Mary good on her for working those polls. It's people like her that have made this election what it is. GObama!
So many of us have been thinking along the same lines, it's encouraging.
Great post..

What's that saying--the one about breaking lots of eggs to make a better omelet? Maybe I'm mixing metaphors--but it works.
We've broken lots of ground, maybe we can make a better country.
Yes, Stacey, I think many people are looking for their own good luck charms today. We are a superstitious people by nature but I do think there is something to it.

m.a.h., I'd break every egg I have and then some to help put this country on the right track if that's what it took. And I'm all for mixing things up, including metaphors.

Thank you both.
Romulus and Remus for a pair of...that is too classic. Other stuff was said. This was where I zoomed in.

The chicken that is America has hatched a new tomorrow.

That's right. No transitions for me today.
What great pictures! I do believe you're right about double yolk eggs, I'm trying to find my hand Randolph to tell me what they bode . . .if I find it later I'll tell you :).
UK, it's the biggest chicken egg I have ever seen! It's must mean something. And rant all you want, it keeps things interesting.

Yes, HA, let me know what he finds. I'm interested to find out.

Chic, you said, "The chicken that is America has hatched a new tomorrow." I love it! On to the future.

Thanks everyone.
Yes, name him Obama...and didn't it feel great to vote. Wonderful post...
You're right, Mary; I did feel great to vote. I was darn right proud! Thanks.
Splendiferous, PF!

(Thumbified for gratuitous asses & eggs)
Barack or Obama! Great choice. LOVED the story.
Oh to live the farm life and be able to handle it.
Rated - Farming is the backbone of America
Thanks, Greg. I love our little hobby farm.
LOl this is great.
LOl this is great.
Please - for pity's sake not 'Obama'.

I predict that in about 2015 every other first-grader's gonna be called this - and will quite rightly hate their parents for not naming them something else - say, 'Spazz' or 'Stumpy'.

(Actually, Guinness at 10:00 am is kinda wonderful - sets one up for ones day)
I guess I need to reiterate that there is no real baby. I was being metaphorical, perhaps poorly. I have no babies to name, no sheep, no goats, no humans.

And Guinness is good any time of day. Yum.
I love your shot of those two burros. A fine, smart, skeptical species when you get to know them. Good signs indeed.
Darn, I almost missed this invaluable contribution to statistical odds-making! Serves me right being out of the OS loop mucking around in New Hampshire. And I was sure I'd seen those two animals' rear ends somewhere - 'cept they were named Bush and Cheney!

WOOF