pretend_farmer
- Location
- Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
- Birthday
- March 04
- Title
- Maker
- Company
- Rancho Laurena Rustic Arts
- Bio
- A wanton young lady of Wimley,
Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an attractive facsimile."
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Demon Within
April 25, 2012 11:52AM - Flaming Thunderbolts and Other
Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 04:40PM - Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
March 23, 2012 06:05PM - The Walking Dead, or Lauren's
Non-excellent Adventure
March 08, 2012 05:15PM - "The Pastry Queen", Royally
Untested for Home Kitchens
January 30, 2011 05:39PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I love you. And Mom. And
Tansy and Louise and the rest
of the
gang. Lap Trance
is…”
August 06, 2012 08:02PM - “Very, very cool; time's
mutability indeed. I love this
(and
you, dear one).”
April 26, 2012 01:42PM - “You had an erector set,
didn't you,
Gary?
Thanks for the
comments and
compliments.…”
April 04, 2012 10:39PM - “As you should be, Dear
One. :)”
April 04, 2012 09:31PM - “They do dangle on
occasion. Except for poor
Priapus. That
mythological
Viagra did…”
April 04, 2012 09:02PM
Pretend_farmer's Links
August 06, 2012 08:02PM
“I love you. And Mom. And Tansy and Louise and the rest of the gang. Lap Trance is the most perfect descriptor I've heard in a while.”
About: Drop the Pole
“I love you. And Mom. And Tansy and Louise and the rest of the gang. Lap Trance is the most perfect descriptor I've heard in a while.”
About: Drop the Pole
April 26, 2012 01:42PM
“Very, very cool; time's mutability indeed. I love this (and you, dear one).”
About: A Professed Reality: two short videos
“Very, very cool; time's mutability indeed. I love this (and you, dear one).”
About: A Professed Reality: two short videos
April 04, 2012 10:39PM
“You had an erector set, didn't you, Gary? Thanks for the comments and compliments. Weez loves you.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
“You had an erector set, didn't you, Gary? Thanks for the comments and compliments. Weez loves you.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 09:31PM
“As you should be, Dear One. :)”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
“As you should be, Dear One. :)”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 09:02PM
“They do dangle on occasion. Except for poor Priapus. That mythological Viagra did a number on him.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
“They do dangle on occasion. Except for poor Priapus. That mythological Viagra did a number on him.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 08:31PM
“Thanks, guys! I had fun writing it even if it just floats in cyberspace.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
“Thanks, guys! I had fun writing it even if it just floats in cyberspace.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 05:23PM
“I wrote this for another publication that was fearful of its potential offensiveness. So here you go, I hope you find it funny.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
“I wrote this for another publication that was fearful of its potential offensiveness. So here you go, I hope you find it funny.”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
March 23, 2012 07:04PM
“I agree, Sirenita. I have read a lot of this type of fiction and a good story with a conflict arc makes all the difference. The book did start out well…”
About: Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
“I agree, Sirenita. I have read a lot of this type of fiction and a good story with a conflict arc makes all the difference. The book did start out well…”
About: Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
March 23, 2012 06:32PM
“A few of those Downton Abbey characters could use a good flogging. :)”
About: Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
“A few of those Downton Abbey characters could use a good flogging. :)”
About: Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
March 23, 2012 06:10PM
“By the way, I did read criticism over that, while the book is set in the US, it uses many British terms. But, since I read a lot of British literature,…”
About: Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
“By the way, I did read criticism over that, while the book is set in the US, it uses many British terms. But, since I read a lot of British literature,…”
About: Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
March 10, 2012 10:09AM
“The thing about post-suicide attempt, the same stressors that contributed to my actions are still there after ICU and psych ward. In fact, more have pi…”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
“The thing about post-suicide attempt, the same stressors that contributed to my actions are still there after ICU and psych ward. In fact, more have pi…”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
March 09, 2012 01:09PM
“"A Nodding Acquaintance with Hellholes" New band name! Sandra, if you want to take it upon yourself to fix the tense errors and publish it, go…”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
“"A Nodding Acquaintance with Hellholes" New band name! Sandra, if you want to take it upon yourself to fix the tense errors and publish it, go…”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
March 09, 2012 09:42AM
“Such thoughtful comments, and an Anne Sexton comparison at that. Thank you all.”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
“Such thoughtful comments, and an Anne Sexton comparison at that. Thank you all.”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
March 08, 2012 10:06PM
“Apparently, it is Janie. Thank you for this.”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
“Apparently, it is Janie. Thank you for this.”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
March 08, 2012 09:19PM
“Thank you, I am okay. You know, it's never easy and I suppose it shouldn't be. Even though we decide to live to fight another day, the fight (the taxes…”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
“Thank you, I am okay. You know, it's never easy and I suppose it shouldn't be. Even though we decide to live to fight another day, the fight (the taxes…”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
March 08, 2012 06:12PM
“Thank you all. I've been out five days but it seems like forever.”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
“Thank you all. I've been out five days but it seems like forever.”
About: The Walking Dead, or Lauren's Non-excellent Adventure
January 13, 2012 06:14PM
“I adore this story. And you for writing it.”
About: Silver from Blue and Grey
“I adore this story. And you for writing it.”
About: Silver from Blue and Grey
January 29, 2011 02:16PM
“Thanks, Poetess. It does really make a difference in recipes (there, I go being all domestic again). And, femme, you made me lol. And you're welcome. Be…”
About: In Which I Get to the Vanilla Extract Eventually
“Thanks, Poetess. It does really make a difference in recipes (there, I go being all domestic again). And, femme, you made me lol. And you're welcome. Be…”
About: In Which I Get to the Vanilla Extract Eventually
January 27, 2011 04:11PM
“Thank you all. Joy is an elusive feeling, I'm afraid, but I do try.”
About: Four Years and Counting
“Thank you all. Joy is an elusive feeling, I'm afraid, but I do try.”
About: Four Years and Counting
January 21, 2011 05:17PM
“I forgot to add that I'm rooting for you. Heh, I crack myself up. Tip your waitresses.”
About: The Online Me
“I forgot to add that I'm rooting for you. Heh, I crack myself up. Tip your waitresses.”
About: The Online Me
January 21, 2011 04:00PM
“I have ALWAYS hated that book. What? The damn tree is supposed to sacrifice everything? So not cool. But your post sure as hell is.”
About: Why I hate "The Giving Tree"
“I have ALWAYS hated that book. What? The damn tree is supposed to sacrifice everything? So not cool. But your post sure as hell is.”
About: Why I hate "The Giving Tree"
January 21, 2011 03:19PM
“Hey, I was one of those who flew cross country. And, despite the hiccups I encountered (won't go into that here), I am very glad I did. You're a might…”
About: The Online Me
“Hey, I was one of those who flew cross country. And, despite the hiccups I encountered (won't go into that here), I am very glad I did. You're a might…”
About: The Online Me
December 27, 2010 10:50AM
“I wish I had come home with you!”
About: Breaking News: Still Snowing in New England
“I wish I had come home with you!”
About: Breaking News: Still Snowing in New England
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