pretend_farmer
- Location
- Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
- Birthday
- March 04
- Title
- Maker
- Company
- Rancho Laurena Rustic Arts
- Bio
- A wanton young lady of Wimley,
Reproached for not acting more primly, Answered, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an attractive facsimile."
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Demon Within
April 25, 2012 11:52AM - Flaming Thunderbolts and Other
Dangly Bits
April 04, 2012 04:40PM - Fifty Shades of Fantasy Porn
March 23, 2012 06:05PM - The Walking Dead, or Lauren's
Non-excellent Adventure
March 08, 2012 05:15PM - "The Pastry Queen", Royally
Untested for Home Kitchens
January 30, 2011 05:39PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Very, very cool; time's
mutability indeed. I love this
(and
you, dear one).”
April 26, 2012 01:42PM - “You had an erector set,
didn't you,
Gary?
Thanks for the
comments and
compliments.…”
April 04, 2012 10:39PM - “As you should be, Dear
One. :)”
April 04, 2012 09:31PM - “They do dangle on
occasion. Except for poor
Priapus. That
mythological
Viagra did…”
April 04, 2012 09:02PM - “Thanks, guys! I had fun
writing it even if it just
floats in
cyberspace.”
April 04, 2012 08:31PM
Pretend_farmer's Links
- Worthy Sites
- Pretending to Farm
- Editor’s Pick
- 1538 Views
- 49 Comments
Wii Fat
DECEMBER 31, 2008 3:05PM EST
- 1551 Views
- 46 Comments
My Best Compliment
JANUARY 15, 2009 12:18PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3833 Views
- 62 Comments
My Name is Lauren and I am a Pediophobe
JUNE 11, 2009 6:09PM EDT
- 1577 Views
- 70 Comments
I'm Mad at You People
JANUARY 5, 2009 12:52PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2230 Views
- 64 Comments
They Dump Horses, Don’t They?
JANUARY 7, 2009 10:57PM EST
- 1110 Views
- 51 Comments
For a Brief Shining Moment
DECEMBER 2, 2008 3:12PM EST
- 1990 Views
- 71 Comments
Per Request, An OS Gathering
FEBRUARY 10, 2009 1:20PM EST
- 1846 Views
- 57 Comments
The End, Updated*
DECEMBER 25, 2008 12:16AM EST
- 4401 Views
- 53 Comments
Tales of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
APRIL 24, 2009 6:51PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3279 Views
- 41 Comments
Backyard Chickens, Part One
FEBRUARY 25, 2010 11:57AM EST
- 1442 Views
- 50 Comments
Happy Birthday, Daddy, Wherever You Are
OCTOBER 19, 2008 5:58PM EDT
- 2269 Views
- 30 Comments
Art = Life, Life = Art
SEPTEMBER 30, 2008 10:46PM EDT
- 1871 Views
- 42 Comments
Driving Miss Daisy to the Rainbow Bridge
FEBRUARY 10, 2009 10:08AM EST
- 1243 Views
- 59 Comments
Welcome to the Vomitorium
JANUARY 12, 2009 12:37PM EST
- 1318 Views
- 45 Comments
In Which I Gush About Vegas
JULY 26, 2009 2:46PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1190 Views
- 50 Comments
We’re Going to Lose Him Soon
DECEMBER 8, 2008 4:02PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 1877 Views
- 38 Comments
The Paintings from Multiple Brushes
MARCH 5, 2009 3:41PM EST
- 2353 Views
- 47 Comments
Black-Eyed Peas because we need all the good luck we can get
JANUARY 1, 2009 3:29PM EST
- 1735 Views
- 43 Comments
The View from the Other Side - I'm going to vomit
SEPTEMBER 17, 2008 2:46PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 8063 Views
- 74 Comments
Oh, Shit
JANUARY 9, 2009 4:07PM EST
- 1064 Views
- 50 Comments
Smack a Farmer
JANUARY 16, 2009 3:02PM EST
- 2239 Views
- 35 Comments
Barack Ollama
OCTOBER 9, 2008 12:13PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2080 Views
- 57 Comments
Communicating with the Other Side, En Familia
OCTOBER 13, 2008 10:17AM EDT
- 781 Views
- 33 Comments
Channeling My Inner Snow Dog
DECEMBER 17, 2008 9:26PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3518 Views
- 66 Comments
McCain, Palin, and Melanoma, A Horror Tale
AUGUST 29, 2008 2:47PM EDT
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