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Salon.com
AUGUST 8, 2009 11:15AM

"I'm not dead yet!"

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There is an early scene in the classic film comedy "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" in which a man pushes a cart full of bodies through a plague-wracked village, calling "Bring out your dead!  Bring out your dead!"  One villager begins to unload a body onto the cart, when the 'body' cries, "I'm not dead yet!"  It is one of the funniest scenes in a very funny movie.

 

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Michael Thompson of Northern Illinois may not think that scene is very funny at all.  The 59 year old received a letter in the mail last week addressed to "The Estate of Michael Thompson".  The letter,  printed on CIGNA corporate letterhead, states:

 

Medicare has reported to us the death of Michael Thompson.  Please accept our condolences.

Michael Thompson's coverage in CIGNA's Medicare Rx has ended as of 08/01/2009.  If plan premiums were paid for any month after 08/01/2009, we will issue a refund to the Estate within 30 days of this letter.

If this information is wrong, please contact your local Social Security office to have their records corrected. 

 

The letter concludes with contact information for both Social Security and CIGNA.

I laughed when I first heard about this incident.  But then I realized what a nightmare it must be for poor Michael Thompson and his family.  Michael Thompson is, in fact, quite ill.  He receives regular in-home hospice care, and requires about $2,000 per month in prescription medication.  Unfortunately for Mr. Thompson, Medicare and CIGNA do not pay for prescriptions or hospice care for dead people.  

I'm sure the problem resulted  from something as simple as a typographical error made by an anonymous clerical worker who struck the wrong computer key while entering some billing information.  That error, however, moved through a system that includes private insurance, Medicare, Social Security, banks, and who knows what else.

In the Monty Python scene described above, the supposedly dead man continues to plead his case, shouting "I'm feeling much better!  I think I'll go for a walk."

Hang in there, Michael Thompson.  I'm sure the corrections are working their way through the system, and all will be fixed soon.  In the meantime, get some fresh air and go for a walk to prove to any doubters that you are still very much alive!

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This sounds like the start of a new trend - "killing" people bureaucratically and then claiming clerical error. I'll bet an insurance company could make billions this way. If more such reports start making the rounds, then, Houston, we may have a problem...
Oh, my, what a nightmare for that family!
I think XRT uses that "Bring out your dead!" line as a lead in to their rock n roll obits on Flashback. Now I know where it came from.
I would think that would be rather traumatizing, especially if he really is ill. I hope it works out. This reminds me vaguely of the Terry Gilliam movie, "Brazil".
I've had an insurer deliberately turn every claim into an ordeal (earning interest on monies not paid out straight away), but nothing like this. Yikes. I second your good wishes to Mr. Thompson.

Anything Python rules!
Excellent use of a Monty Python quote to make a point!
Wow. Best of luck to Mr. Thompson.
and our present day medieval republicans want to preserve this cart style health care system for us all to enjoy.

well told tale Steve, thanks.
One thinks of Mark Twain.
I like
"I'm feeling much better now."
Although I still prefer The Meaning of Life.
"Wafer with that."
"We've come to take your liver."
And the dinner party with the Grim Reaper and
"Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate."
Good luck to Mr. Thompson and his family. They'll need it! (clerk: "Now, can you prove that your Michael Thompson, and that you're not dead?" . . . )
Steve, this is definitely nightmare material along the lines of serious identity theft. Another recent story I read told of a patient who was approved to have back surgery, but after he had the operation and was recovering was told by the insurance company that pre-certification did not mean they would pay the $120,000+ bill!
Wow, I've been out doing yard work all afternoon (on the hottest day of the year so far), and come back to quite a few comments!

Alan, I certainly hope this isn't a new trend! Yikes!

NN, it's a movie that's full of great lines.

spoons, he is quite ill, and this experience added a lot of stress to someone who doesn't need it.

Stacey, this one qualifies for the ultimate red tape delay, doesn't it!

Owl, thanks, I'm glad ou stopped by.

Stim, I agree.

Barry, in all fairness, I suspect a similar clerical nightmare could occur in a government sponsored plan. We're all screwed eventually!

Don, I haven't seen "The Meaning of Life" since 1985! I guess I'd better update my Blockbuster queue.

Pilgrim, it sounds like something from a Kafka nightmare!

John, holy crap, what does "pre-qualify" mean, actually?
I wonder if Michael will be able to recover the lost money from the period while he was "dead," including the inevitable other charges that come about from having your source of support suddenly cut off. My guess is that by the time he's restored to the ranks of the bureaucratically alive, he and his family will have racked up massive debts that they will not be able to get reimbursed for. What a nightmare.

Littlebox, you nailed it: this is so "Brazil."
but we sure wouldn't want the government to come in and mess up this perfectly working system

rated for the clever juxtaposition of a classic Python bit and a story ripped from today's headlines
I really don't envy this poor guy. I hope this gets straightened out quickly.

I think XRT uses that "Bring out your dead!" line as a lead in to their rock n roll obits on Flashback.

Exactly right.
Specular & bikepsycobabble, I certainly don't envy this poor guy and his family as they try to recoup upfront expenses they have incurred.

Roy, it couldn't get any worse for these folks, that's for sure.
Right wingers are going to kill us on paper! Oh no!
I still get bills for a guy who used to live in my house years ago and died. (He didn't die in the house, he died in the hospital). It's just as bad the other way, when someone has died and systems don't recognize it and keep sending bills to the last known address. The joy of automated systems that take on a life of their own.
zuma, be alert, they're clever!

boomer, I was the executor of my father's estate. I still get mail for him, 4 1/2 years after he died. And it comes directly to my house, not to his old address. How did those people know where I live?