Procopius

Procopius
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I'm a regular middle aged guy, living in a regular middle class neighborhood, in a regular middle-sized community in the middle of America. I am an expatriate Texan transplanted to the Midwest, and wondering how I got here, and where I'm headed.

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AUGUST 20, 2009 12:34AM

The Moonwalk, Vietnam, Woodstock, and the Goatman

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It was the summer of 1969.  I was 11 years old.  Apollo 11 was ready to blast off to the moon.  The Vietnam War raged, with close to 200 young American men perishing there each week.  There was soon to be a huge rock and roll party on a farm in New York State, down the road from a little town called Woodstock.  And the Goatman terrorized the shore of a lake just outside the city of Fort Worth.

Say what?

The first sighting was the night of July 9.  The next day, the local newspaper carried the story above the fold on page 2 with the headline, “Fishy Man-Goat Terrifies Couples Parked at Lake Worth.”  Lake Worth is about 15 miles from downtown Fort Worth, and was a popular stop for young couples looking for a quiet place to practice romance away from the watchful eyes of parents.  It was also close to the Jacksboro Highway, a rough stretch of honky tonks and whorehouses, including a joint that Willie Nelson once described as having the meanest, toughest crowd he ever played for.  Sometimes that Jacksboro Highway rowdiness made its way over to the shoreline of the lake.

Were those couples necking in their cars actually targets of drunken mischief instigated by rowdies from the highway?  No, apparently not.  All of the goatman descriptions were eerily similar – the creature was about 7 feet tall, with scales and white fur.  A few noticed ram-like horns, as well.  One of the witnesses showed police an 18 inch gash the creature put along the side of his car when he leapt onto it from a nearby tree.

There had been a few isolated police reports earlier that summer of other sightings like that by the lake.  The police had simply ignored those reports, assuming them to be pranks.  This time, however, the witnesses were adamant, and they were obviously scared.  And they were talking to the press.

The next evening, between 20 and 30 local residents, including police, combed the area.  Suddenly, a loud, pitiful cry was heard, unlike anything anyone there had ever heard before.  In the early evening twilight, they could make out a large, white, furry creature on a bluff, between one- and two-hundred feet away.  As the crowd began to rush toward the creature, it reached down and picked up a large tire and hurled it high into the air at the crowd, and then disappeared into the brush.

Throughout the remainder of the summer, hundreds of people searched the area.  There were a few more sightings.  Many claimed to have found large footprints that were too big to have been made by a human.  More ominously, blood was seen on the white limestone outcroppings that are found throughout the area, and a farmer reported finding dead sheep.  The police were not too worried about the goatman, however.  Their larger concern was the danger posed by hundreds of goatman trackers carrying fully loaded Remingtons, Brownings, and Colts. 

By late August, with the start of school, goatman sightings decreased significantly, but did not stop entirely.  One witness claims to have seen the goatman three times during the next several months.  However, the police closed the file and blamed the sightings on pranksters.  When 1969 turned into 1970, goatman sightings came to an end.

Was there a goatman wandering the shore of Lake Worth?  In 2005, a reporter for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram received an unsigned letter whose author claimed to have been the perpetrator.  He said he went to the lake with two friends to scare couples necking in their cars.  They fashioned a mask out of tin foil, which could account for the scaly appearance of the creature.  After spooking the parkers, they rode over to the nearest Dairy Queen for coke floats.  The goatman, the letter writer continues, is now 55 years old, is definitely human, and lives quietly in the town of Joshua, down in Johnson County.

The trouble is, someone else made the same admission in another letter a few years earlier, only this time the envelope carried a Beaumont postmark.  Beaumont is 300 miles away from Johnson County.

This summer, Fort Worth magazine outed a man named “Vinzens” who admitted being the tire thrower.  According to “Vinzens”, he actually rolled the tire down the hill, but it soon hit a boulder and bounced, giving it the appearance of having been thrown.

Local resident Sallie Ann Clarke won’t hear any of that.  The octogenarian says she saw the goatman three times.  That creature was definitely not a  prank.  Unfortunately, a stroke has left her with very limited speech capabilities, and she is unable to elaborate on what she saw.  But tell her it was a prank, and her disapproval will be unmistakable. 

It has been nearly 40 years since the last goatman sighting.  But when I was an 11 year old living just 20 miles or so from Lake Worth, the story of the goatman was nearly as big a deal as the moon landing.  It provided welcome relief from sad stories coming out of the jungles and rice paddies of Southeast Asia.  The story of the goatman occupied my interest every bit as much as the strange gathering of thousands of hippies and kids not all that much older than me on a big field near a town called Woodstock. 

I kind of miss the Goatman.

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Wow. Love the story. Traditionally, goatmen are suckers for peanut buster parfaits.
I love stories like this, and it fits nicely with the "Great Gloucester Sea Serpent" on page one . It also reminds me of when a couple of kids from my school made the mistake of watching a monster "documentary" called "The Legend of Boggy Creek," which was about an alleged Bigfoot-like creature in Louisiana, and THEN going camping in the Midwest woods. Yes, you've guessed the rest...
Steve, I had never heard this story before and it does make you wonder if one of the people who said they were the one who did this actually is telling the truth. Since it ended at the beginning of 1970 and never happened again one has to wonder if the novelty of scaring people became routine and boring. It sounds like there were no copycat variations years later, too. This makes a good campfire story--a true tale, but spooky!
Great story!! It seems most small communities have similar stories in their past. True, False, it doesn't really seem to matter, the stories will go on from generation to generation!!
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Stim, you have obviously done your goatman research!

Alan, I remember "The Legend of Boggy Creek"! We are aging ourselves.

John, the fact that sightings decreased once school started, and then stopped altogether that winter makes me think it was high school kids, and they had moved on to other pranks. You are right, it is a good campfire story!

pilgrim, thanks!

scanner, people will always seek out the fantastic, and others will always try to oblige!
Ben Sen, do I detect a hint of skepticism?
Excellent story. I'm wondering if was a member of Willie's band?
CG, I have always suspected it was the harmonica player.
I didn't live in Fort Worth in 1969, but I heard the story. Almost every county in Texas has reported a strange animal or person story. In east Texas I think they were mostly escaped slaves and maybe eccentrics who lived in the thickets and river bottoms. In West and south Texas they tended to be animals like the chupacabra, or goat sucker, in south Texas. I've used chupacabra and an unidentified strange animal in a couple of realistic novels.

Great story. Let me tell you about the donkey woman of San Antonio some time.
Robert, you may just have to telll us about the donkey woman of San Antonio. That''s a subject that sounds like it would be worthy of a post on Open Salon!
There was something in the air (most probably some serious cannabis smoke). ;-D

Every region has to have their local monster. It's odd, human nature being what it is, that no one picked up the ....ah.... goatman ball and ran with it. Could have been as entertaining as the chupacabra.

But possibly not nearly as entertaining as the donkey woman. C'mon, Robert - spill!

Thumbed for monsterificness.
Bill, how is it that a New England Yankee like you would know the first thing about the chupacabra??? Glad you found this little post!
Thanks for this delicious slice of small-town life!

—Melissa