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MARCH 23, 2009 11:04PM

I Was Caught Running Naked Through My Neighborhood

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It's my fault, really.  I'm the one who took off my clothes.  Left them in a big heap by my front door.  Yelled my name out loudly to anyone who could hear me.  Here I am, I said.  Look at me.  Take a good look at me.

They had my address.  They knew how to find me.

I guess now the only thing I can do is hide.  Change my name.  Find a new identity.  If I don't want to stay naked, that is.  But maybe I don't care.  After all, what do I have to hide?  It might not be a pretty picture, but who cares?

It all started when I received my first Editor's Pick.  Whoopie, I said to myself.  I was a newbie at OS, with no writing experience, and thought I had won the lottery.  I emailed all of my friends.  I got an Editor's Pick, I said.  Go check it out.  And they did.

Then I wrote a story about my dad.  My husband said you should show it to your sisters.  So I emailed them.  I wrote a story about Daddy, I said.  They read it, and forwarded it to their children, in case they were interested.

Then my nephew died.  I wrote about him on Open Salon.  I emailed everyone I knew.  In my grief, all I could say was read about it, here's the link.  They read it, and then they read the two follow-up stories.

Now I am bare.   Naked.  Everything I write is open to everyone I know. 

I guess it's not so bad.  Sometimes it feels free to be naked.

 

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Actually, my nephew Nolan and my sister Connie were the only people I originally told about my blog on OpenSalon. Now everyone knows.
"Change my name. Find a new identity"

I tried that once, didn't work, people recognized me by the freckles on my butt!!! :(

~grin~
You go, P 'n P. Awesome!
JK, I love that...her who tells no one. When my family was planning my oldest sister's surprise 60th birthday party, my youngest sister made me a pin that said 'secret agent girl' because I kept so many secrets. She dubbed my husband 'the boy who keeps no secrets' because he cannot ever tell a lie.
Well, I'm glad to see it wasn't what I thought it was. I am envious of people who do what you do, but don't think I can do it myself, not yet anyway. My sisters are here and I'm waiting for them to do it first.
Nakedness is a personal decision. It can be very free. Or too exposed. that's a line we all play with here. I think you are treading it pretty successfully, don't you?
I just saw the movie Revolutionary Road, and somehow, that's what this reminded me of -- the freedom that comes from being open and honest is such a valuable, and probably dangerous, thing. Good for you.
i'm not that far from portland. next time you have an urge to run naked, give me a call first... what? it was one-a them metaphor thingies? you weren't really nekkid?

and you are new and got an EP. i think i hate you now. but a nekkid run might change my mind.
Cap'n - Trust me...you don't want to see it.
Being naked ultimately is so much easier than trying to hide,
or pose as something you are not.
Rated
you're free as a bird
eyes keen, tailwind whistling
don't forget to write
Very few know of my secret OS addiction...and that's just fine for now. I'm not ready to get that naked yet!
I hope you find this vulnerability empowering. It can be so helpful in a healing situation. Because I use my real name, I tend to be cautious about what I post. This drove me bonkers, however, particularly during nights when I'd had some wine and a lot to say; so I have another blog kept elsewhere that no one knows about. Shhh.
Rated for bare naked progressives.
So I guess you're the OS Streaker then, eh? :)

I do have friends that know my blog--I have it on both my email accounts--and I don't mind them reading it. It's the clients that I really don't want finding it when they google my name--thus the pseudonym, which if you knew me you would know isn't really a pseudonym, 'cause it's been my identity since I got married 8-1/2 years ago. :)

I'm glad that you feel free enough to be able to run nekkid through the spring OS breezes. Carry on. :)
Most of my family know about my blog, but they don't talk about it. I am not sure they read it regularly.

I keep changing my mind about how naked I want to be, especially about my manic depression. But I would probably feel freer if I found the courage to be naked.

I love your naked stories.
"Run naked through the world"
amazing how putting "Naked" in the title attracts reads....
Ha ha! This is perfect. I don't know if you feel this way, but I wonder why it's easier to be naked among strangers than among the people who know me well. It's a good thing that the people in my every day life who know about my blog just kinda roll their eyes, like "oh, no...she's gonna make me READ it again!"
I find it easier to blog if not too many friends and family know about it. This is why I don't link to my name, don't link to my facebook page, etc. I'm afraid I'll censor what I write otherwise.
It does feel good to lay it all out there P&P. Good for you.
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you are a brave woman...
You may be a newbie, but you're learning quickly how to write an OS headline that pulls down hits! Keep it up. (er... or should I have posted that in Tink's column this morning?)
I'm not sure how brave I am. Mostly it was out of grief that I forwarded my blog to everyone. I couldn't say out loud that Nolan had died, so I wrote about it. Then I told everyone about it. Now I'm thinking, uh oh, I better not write anything negative about anybody. I might have to go undercover for that.
Well, really OS is more of a striptease than a streak. You can reveal as much or as little as you like. :-D

You've done some wonderful writing here, P&P. You should feel proud. And progressive. :-D

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Nothing wrong with that...:)
That's the slightly creepy part about writing. People actually READ this stuff. And some of them get annoyed. D.H. Lawrence used his immense powers of caricature to capture the externals of his friends and acquaintences ... and then make up a whole new character for the inside. Many of them -- especially Lady Ootoline Morrell (who became the appalling Herminoe Riddice in Women in Love) were not amused. To them I'll say what Herminone said to Rupert Birkin when he wouldn't join the rest of the guests for an after-lunch walk -- "So then, we'll leave a little boy, if he's sulky."
I think your last two sentences say it all! Just keep on writing....
This reminded me of the movie "Happy Go Lucky"--the main character was so open, happy, and honest you just fell in love with here.

I am glad you aren't really naked, are you?
I wouldn't worry about it for an instant. You have every right to feel very good about being "naked."

If it will make you feel better to know, none of us are truly naked before others. There are always some taboo things that we don't write about. They may be things about ourselves that even we don't want to bring up, or about people who are still living that we know we would be invading their privacy were we to tell about them, and about other "secrets" that we were told and know because someone trusted us with those secrets.

As a pastor there were many, many intimate things told to me, and as a counselor that was also true. I will never divulge any of those because they came to me in a position of sacred trust.

But the writing you have done about Nolan, for example, was a wonderfully freeing thing in itself. You wrote about a lovely human being whom you loved. It was freeing for you to pay those tributes and it was freeing to us who read them, and knowing them prayed for your family, or sent our good wishes and condolences to you and your family.

You are family here now. So run around as naked as you want.

Monte
I told my wife, she said, "that's nice", never read any of it. I don't think she wants to know....
Are you sure you hadn't taken an Ambien first??? I love your joy and your celebration and your EP and the love you showed us so well when you wrote about your nephew. Your writing is shifting things in your world. That's always a good thing.
merwoman's onto something... you are the Official OS Streaker! I think you should add it to your bio. If you strip it, they will come. ;)
Awesome. I am feeling the effects of being "open" right now as I am an Editor's Pick right now and am in shock! Rated.
Don't lookit that, Ethel!
OK, I guess I will add official OS Streaker to my bio.

Monte...you always know hot to say the right things, and make me feel better. Thanks!

Lisa, yes, I wonder too why if feels better to run naked in front of strangers. Maybe it's because I will never have to see them again.

And way to go Mr Tink!
I think it's very hard to be open and vulnerable but I have also heard it is very powerful and enriching. (i'm not good at the open and vulnerable stuff). I am glad this is turning out to be a good experience for you. And I hope you are doing better.
Oh there are just those people who are so free, they let it all hang out. I used to be that way. Now, I think about it first. Making another identity? Not a bad idea. Great post! Thanks for taking us streaking with you!
Nekkid Lady, you might appreciate my take on the subject:

I Ain't Got Nothin' On

I ain't got nothin' on
I'm naked as the day I was born
What you see is the real true me
If that's what you're lookin' for

I ain't got nothin' on
I'm showin' everything inside
This isn't an act, there's nothin' held back
And nothin' left to hide

No more, no less, I'm all undressed
Indecently exposed
In words and rhyme, you see how I'm
Stark naked while still fully clothed

I ain't got nothin' on
I'm hopin' you don't take me wrong
But here tonight in this hot white light
I'm selling myself for a song
And I ain't got nothin' on

©1995 TomCordle
Tom, I like your poem.

I added "Official OS Streaker" to my bio.
Sometimes baring yourself can be liberating.

It's interesting how people one's never met in real life show compassion to those suffering personal tragedies and losses like this.

I'm hoping the experience has been cathartic and is helping you recover.
Gary, your comments are so true. There are some people I know who have ignored me in my grief, who have responded to my email with an "I'm sorry". Yet strangers have gone out of their way to be comforting - to both my sister and me.
Your sense of freedom is a beautiful tribute to Nolan.
In my last comment, I meant to say there are people who have NOT responded to my email wigh an "I'm sorry".

Thanks Natalie for your comment about Nolan.
You're only naked as you want to be. And writing is therapeutic. I've posted about my family and recent events may force me back to the keyboard. Share what you like and beware of that cool night air as you streak!
Welcome to the naked party, PnP. I think you look great.
I wish I could continue to run around here naked (although I always wore a little fig leaf). A guy I just start dating decided, based on my raving (idiot!) to join Open Salon. I was going to blog about him and now, I have to zip up and put all the good stuff away. So frustrating!!!!
Be free! It's not such a bad thing, is it? The way I see it, who cares what I have to say anyway? My family doesn't read my blog, not because I hide it from them, but just because they're not interested. I should talk about them more since they're not listening anyway, shouldn't I?
And you've been caught writing naked on OS, luckily for us.
Sister, progress beyond symbolism. Become a part of the revolution that will bring freedom to all.