July 18, 2009 02:45PM
“Your father was smart enough to know that he had met his match and wise enough to know she was worth keeping. One day you, too, will be as fortunate. Rat… ”
About: Examining My Parent's Marriage
October 28, 2008 12:03AM
“Lemuridae: Turkeys can indeed be fierce! They peck, scratch, and poop in larger piles than any self-respecting chicken. My husband was attacked by a w…”
About: Turkeys I Can Vote For
October 26, 2008 11:18PM
“Having a child is simply welcoming a stranger into your home for 20+ years. Raising a child is looking into the most amazing mirror, if you can stand…”
About: Before the First Pain There Were Some Others
October 26, 2008 11:03PM
“Harry, Hermione, Ron, and the Hogwarts gang brought my sons the joy of reading, and for this I will always be grateful to J.K. Rowling.”
About: "But I AM the chosen one!" (2nd Harry Potter 6 trailer)
October 25, 2008 10:11PM
“Dorinda: a cynic is a disappointed idealist. Once burned, and all that ... (my feathers are still growing back ...)”
About: Is there really such a thing as a soul mate?
October 25, 2008 10:06PM
“General Powell would be an asset in any future administration. He's probably the only one who owned his role in the decision that led to our going int…”
About: The most presidential person who will never be President
October 25, 2008 10:00PM
“Better late than never, but better never late.”
About: Colin Powell..on board the Obama express train!
October 25, 2008 09:54PM
“You need to decide whether you want to accept this situation. He's quite alright with it, and may have nothing to gain by divorcing his wife for you.…”
About: we live 2gether in a diff. country but he's married..help!
October 25, 2008 09:47PM
“Rated--for transformational reasons”
About: Is there really such a thing as a soul mate?
October 25, 2008 09:40PM
“Just a little too close to the truth. Rated for brutal honesty.”
About: McCain's Final Strategy Plays On Racial Sterotypes
October 25, 2008 11:39AM
“Bbd: Voting was strictly along gender lines: hens laughed their asses off. Roosters (Top Gun and Psycho) were less amused. We tried to explain the pu…”
About: Turkeys I Can Vote For
October 24, 2008 10:25PM
“As a biracial woman, I can assure you that I have always voted and will continue to vote (loudly) not "No" but "Hell NO!" on any st…”
About: Stand Up for Your (Gay Friend's) Rights
October 24, 2008 09:27PM
“He looks more like a paw-tato. (rated for hi-carb value)”
About: A Set of Unethical Cat Posts (posts unethical, not cat)
October 24, 2008 09:23PM
“Try a nice cup of hot cocoa with a stiff shot of amaretto (or frangelico). Then go check out a chiropractor or a buff Swedish masseur.”
About: The Ape Is Useless
October 24, 2008 09:06PM
“Scruffus: I hope that, as they get used to seeing a chicken with a camera, the Wild Bunch will at least let me get a portrait or two. Thank you for th…”
About: Turkeys I Can Vote For
October 24, 2008 05:11PM
“So hard to keep abreast of things without wanting to take permanent leave of society. rated”
About: New Photos of My Spectacular Boobs
October 24, 2008 05:07PM
“Bbd: Why, thank you! We all loved your photos. Bloomers has a little plumage envy, but I keep telling her that once hers grows back she'll be as chi…”
About: First Blog Entry: Score One For The Chicken
October 24, 2008 12:09AM
“Good on you. Rated/You earned it.”
About: Say It Loud, Mama's Proud
October 23, 2008 11:05PM
“Long ago I stopped listening to other arbiters of negritude. My "Blackness" is whatever I want it to be, and that definition keeps changing.…”
About: I Ain't A Nigger; My Kids Are.
October 23, 2008 10:58PM
“A lovely way to finish a day, too. Plumed, of course.”
About: to all the birds I've loved...
October 19, 2008 01:49AM
“A variation on this theme (one used by women in my family): "Don't you look at me in that tone of voice."”
About: Smile, you're a girl!
October 19, 2008 01:43AM
“Scruffus: Thank you! Lemuridae: T op Gun, Psycho, Rosie, Bloomers, Speedy, Scratchy, and I are all Rhode Island Red/Plymouth Rock mixes. I'm no…”
About: First Blog Entry: Score One For The Chicken
October 18, 2008 06:18PM
“If that weren't bad enough, he was caught masticating in public. Horrors!”
About: Why People Won't Vote for Obama
October 18, 2008 05:29PM
“And--while you're at it--can you redesign those military uniforms? Beyond unfashionable darling--it's digital birth control. (rated across the rainbo…”
About: What is difference between pitbull & gay man (or lesbian)?
October 17, 2008 08:45PM
“Gosh--and I thought that the only way for McCain to get color in his face was to stick out his tongue. I can't help but wonder whether there aren't any…”
About: McCain's "black family"
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