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HIS MOST EXQUISITE WYANDOTTE COUNTY HOODRAT, TROLLFACIUS Q. WHYAREYOUMAD TREATS HIS COURT AND HIMSELF TO A DELICIOUS FRIDAY NIGHT
 
   As a forenote, I had this all written out, then stuff and things happened and it ALL VANISHED. AT&T's internet services can eat an acre of dicks.… Read full post »

 

Faggot Bruce

 

I'm not exactly sure if there are many connoisseurs of rap music on Open Salon, but I'm sure it doesn't take a music critic to assert that hip-hop, as a whole, has taken a step back since it's heyday. The days of Eazy-E, Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls, the… Read full post »

OCTOBER 14, 2009 12:09AM

An Analytical Essay

    An essay I had to write for English. Nostalgia, old folks? But anyway,we had to compare two characters from two different stories. I'm mostly just posting this for my dad to read. Enjoy. Rates not needed.

 

 

    Recently, we have read two excellent short… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 13, 2009 5:27PM

My Spectacular Twelfth.

Last night, I went with one of my better friends, a short cuban, with him, his podiatrist uncle, and a couple of associates to see Buckethead play guitar. For those who don't know, Buckethead is a cyborg that was raised in a chicken coop, who plays guitar like he's the… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 3, 2009 9:34PM

Quick Question.

If someone gives you free health care, are you motivated to work any harder?

SEPTEMBER 2, 2009 8:07PM

Open Discussion

    I know the community here is pretty liberal,  so it might make you guys mad when I say that I have an awesome idea for the 2012 presidential election.

    Saint Mother Barack Obama Theresa F. Kennedy Christ/Biden versus Palin/Cheney for 2012!

   &… Read full post »