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SEPTEMBER 2, 2009 8:07PM

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    I know the community here is pretty liberal,  so it might make you guys mad when I say that I have an awesome idea for the 2012 presidential election.

    Saint Mother Barack Obama Theresa F. Kennedy Christ/Biden versus Palin/Cheney for 2012!

     You might have a hard time seeing like I do, but what Cheney and Palin both bring to the table can NOT be overlooked. Dick Cheney's progressive and genius plans for energy use, with Sarah Palin's infallible and righteous morals could only do good for a country that is slowly succuming to things like socialism and degeneracy. 

    People like Palin and Cheney have the drive to bring more of what America is truly lacking: Faith. Faith in Jesus, faith in our government, and faith in America. For instance, I drive a 1997 Ford Impala, considered by many to be one of the worst cars in existence. This car helps America in two ways. It's made by American workers, in American factories, supporting American families, and also, any money I spend repairing it goes back to my local mechanic, a hardworking American. Foreign cars and their "legendary" (read: communist) dependability are just one way Asian and European governments manage to undermine the working American, in this case by keeping the local mechanic out of work.

 People like Palin and Cheney could stop this dead in it's tracks, by issuing embargoes to all company's that sell us foreign goods, thereby ending their chokehold on America's auto, textile, food, and clothing industries. 

 I only chose to give one example because the benevolent service as President and Vice President that only Cheney and Palin could give us is obvious, and you all are intelligent folk, you can imagine this American utopia. I hope.

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Cheney/Palin? Which one is prez? I'll go for it if we can have BIG DICK as commander in chief. Solid thinking here TF. Unfortunate however about the face... my condolences.
It's not Saint Mother Obama, mister. It's Unicorn Sparkle Pony, squee!
Young man, you have raised many important issues here. Most importantly the poor performance of the 1997 Ford Impala. This indicates that

a) You kids have it real good, and yet it's nothing but complaints. When we were your age, we fantasized about driving. We didn't have cars. We had parents who dropped us off, behaving like total morons, blowing kisses out the window. And we liked it. Mechanics and foreign markets? That would have been Mr. Medvil next door, and going to China Town.

b) Clearly, you are too young to know that we don't know how to make anything in this country anymore! Look at your Impala for god's sakes! Without foreign products we'd be naked and shoeless!

Now, do ask someone to go to the prom and think about college or something. You know I love you....xox
You mean cheney who sold out America to OPEC, that cheney? And Palin who made a corrupt deal with the Canadians to gouge Americans on the price of natural gas? That Palin? Yeah, good choices.
you got me at the Ford Impala. Wisdom is sometimes inherited. Cheney's genius is on display at the Glore psychiatric museum in St. Joseph, Missouri. rAted! and welcome to OS
This is sheer genius. I suggest that, to simplify matters, and since Palin's marriage seems to be on the rocks and Cheney's wife is a foul harridan, that not only should Palin and Cheney be the Republican ticket in 2012, they should also get married. Think about it. If they win, Dick Cheney would be not only vice president, but also first lady. The government would reap a HUGE savings in stationary, and the White House would have it's own torture chamber/rumpus room. It's a win/win situation.
JK...blushing...

(girl...xox)
The only thing worse than a Chechen coproration is one run by the North Ossetians. It's a little known fact, but the Ossetians have owned the World Health Organization for over a decade now, with a predictable rise in banditry and kidnapping perpetrated by that once-respected outfit.
Yikes.

Any place on the ticket for Levi?
JK...I'll light some candles...baguettes...anything else? xox
The WHO has become a travesty of it's former self, I'll grant you that. An even more ominous development is the take-over of the International Atomic Energy Agency by a cabal of Abkhazians and Uzbek heroin smugglers based in Tbilisi. As the IAEA's raison d'etre is to slow or prevent the spread of nuclear technology, this has serious implications for world stability.
Did somebody say baguettes? Ain't those French? No good red state voter would partake!
They are French, Verbal...very French...illicit bread...soft, delicate, buttery...
you put the hypoxia in oxymoron. Rated
I am not only voting for Palin as EL Presidente for Life of these here U.S. of F*cking A, I'm going to be the head of her campaign!! Whoooohooooo!! Cause I too believe in Change, Real Change, like uh, well nukes for Tink, good program there, so come on everybody!!!!
What's all this about baguettes? What do French kaiser rolls have to do with the interpenetration of Medecins Sans Frontieres by the Ukrainian Mafia?
you little whipper snapper! Why everyone knows Rush L and Palin are THE ticket! Yeah...that's it! Palin will be prez and Rush, VP. Utopia for ALL!!!!
JK...that sounds....deep...
Manana on the camping JK. I was on my way out the door when I realized I didn't have any pheasant and pistachio pate.
I just want a candidate who actually won't be beholden to some PAC or another...waitaminit, that's a syphilletic hallucination...sorry...
Scoubidou, a tincture of mercury sulfate applied to the infested areas will clear that right up. If only we could get rid of the PACs as easily....
I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, nor the chip from the block. What an analysis!
Troll Face here. I just put a new stock on my super dangerous BB gun that should be banned in every state, because gun control is what works, and Troll Face is about to go Troll Face some fruit bats. You can throw a sock that's full of rocks in the air, and the bats perceive it as a swarm of bugs and proceed to attack it, in that time that they're on the ground, you can catch them. I'll be reporting if I make any new fruitbat friends.

Thanks for the comments everyone. You're a great welcoming party.

Btw, I really do think Cheney and Palin should run for office. Really. Reeeaaallly.

And Ocular. I have only one question for you sir...

Has anyone even been as far as to decided really go want use do even look more like? Tell me, man.
Excellent points. For the first time ever, I'm ashamed of my Toyota.
You have a car, you little Rookie? Don't let Sarah know or she might just come after you when she gets her divorce.

KIA is the way to go.
Once again Unicorn Sparkle Pony makes everyone happy!
Uhm, okay, What else ya got?
I wish I had had an Impala when I was your age. I like critters, especially fleet-footed members of the antelope family. You can shoot'em from small aircraft, it's way fun. Sarah Palin told me.
Hey, you're a regular chip off the ole block. What I want to know is if you are in heavy duty training so you can come back and make it up that little hill with me :)
You go out there to some barn in the back 40, find yourself a '62 - '65 CHEVY Impala, fix 'er up.

Then we can talk.
Hehehe. I drive a '95 Ford van and an '83 Harley. Tell me about buying American parts and planned obsolescence. Of course, Cheney has already helped us all by starting two wars and finishing neither of them. That keeps soldiers busy and the military complex working, not to mention all he's done for Big Oil. The guy is a saint! Of course, I don't work for any of them, so I guess I'm just out of luck. I'm not sure what Palin brings to the table if anything, but the election rhetoric would surely be entertaining.
Palin/Cheney....Utopic.? Humm....As long as they can prove to me that they know an Impala is a Chevy and not a Ford, I'm in!
I'm obviously waaaaay too late on this one. Missed the baguettes, pate, red wine.
Made out in a great Chevy Impala once, though. It was what you might call memorable. ;- ))
Hey - my wife was born in KC, MO too. I think her face is prettier. I've got an Obama/Biden/Laden sticker for your Camry.
Unicorn sparkle pony? What does that have to do with the hostile take-over of the PTA by Taliban opium producers financed by Vladimir Putin?
Troll face - I think you need to run for governor of Alaska!
Hey! I made it over here Finally!! Teehee
Hysterically funny.. Well I do hope you didn't mean any of this, come to think about..
Oh when I was in high school I drove a 1969 fastback mustang, one bad ass hot rob. Raced all the boys.. Just had to add that because everyone else was telling about their cars.. Enjoy your car dude..