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JANUARY 30, 2010 12:46AM

Put On Your Sushi Face and Cheer Up, Damnit.

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HIS MOST EXQUISITE WYANDOTTE COUNTY HOODRAT, TROLLFACIUS Q. WHYAREYOUMAD TREATS HIS COURT AND HIMSELF TO A DELICIOUS FRIDAY NIGHT
 
   As a forenote, I had this all written out, then stuff and things happened and it ALL VANISHED. AT&T's internet services can eat an acre of dicks.
 
    Recession, depression, everybody is so sad nowadays. Unlike a few (million) unfortunate folk, I got to keep my low-paying, dead end job, but my past couple days have been a shitstorm of death in the family, car troubles, debt, and cold weather. Weeping, mourning, surprise oilchanges,
and EIGHT DOLLAR BOTTLES OF COOLANT aside, I'm still pretty damn happy. 
 
    Count your god damn blessings people. We're the people in the world with four whole walls and a roof that can get on a bus without it being blown to pieces. Even though most of our "leaders" are about a retard and a half when it comes to most everything, you have to admit that it's funny to watch them scream at eachother on C-SPAN.  I get called handsome almost 3 times a week! I have the most tight-knit, fun-loving group of friends someone could ask for, and I like to play as big of a part in that as I can. My family is, admittedly, a little dysfunctional, but I'm utterly happy with everyone of my relatives that takes the time to talk to me. I try not to hoard what good manages to come my way, everybody deserves to have a good time.
 
   That being said, after I paid dues and expenses that prevented bad things from coming my way, I, along with four other friends, threw down $80 on some delicious asian cuisine prepared by the lovable folk at Kokoro Maki House, located at 75th and Wornall in Waldo, Missouri. All it takes to be happy is a hug from one of your stupid friends and some raw fish, apparently. 
 
   Next time you're feeling down, wait until you have $20, find a couple enthusiastic friends, and go do something cool. You deserve it. 
 
Delicious.
 
 Candy of the sea.
 
Perplexed
 
 
 My attempt at intimidating raw fish.
 
Levi
 
Levi with his Doctor Rockso face.
 
Me
 
Me, about to send a spider roll to it's doom.
 
3 people!
 
 Sammi, Me, and Levi, doing stuff and things.
 
 
Spider
 
  yumyum
  Yumyum roll, which is spicy crab, vegetables and cream cheese.
 
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Feeding Debanhi some mochi style ice cream.
 
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Tayler, girl responsible for most of these great photos, holding up three fingers to try and hide her face, lawl.
 
hurr
 
 And a creepy back massage to finish it off.
 
Haz a nice day, kthxbai?
 
I have about 20 more pics. I'll do an imagedump post if I get enough requests.

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People who eat raw fish are likely to get hookworms. I saw it on Fox News so it must be true.
Shit, I contract some kind of worm, and I'll let it help me lose 10 pounds then be a man and cut it out with a KA-BAR.

And no Fox vs. MSNBC haet here pls :(
We make our sushi out of hookworms down here.......talk about yummy!
Yeah, just remember, if you swim in the Amazon River in your life, bring a condom!!!

What? Never mind. Sushi and good friends = good times!! Rated.
picture dump!

thanks for bringing me sushi too. kokoro mari rocks!
MMMMM, sushi. You know what else is fun, and a bunch cheaper? Get one of those "make your own sushi" kits and roll your own. Granted, you might not start out with the fried and saucy wonders pictured in your post, but for maybe a fourth of the cost, it's easy to do, and you're really only limited by what you're willing to eat rolled up in rice and seaweed.
You're such a handsome young man!
(Make that 4 times a week now).
And funny, and you have a great attitude. :-)

Now pass me one of those YumYum rolls...
Good for you! You're too young to be thinking about recessions. The world's your oyster. Or spider roll. And now that I've looked up "kthxbai," I feel young and cool too. (Now to look up "lawl.")
This makes me as happy as a sardine in my bathtub. I need to get rid of a house bum and hang around with 'dumbbells' like you youngsters. I am back at the stage when only beautiful children, a few odd-peculiar rare-adults,
and shoo fly poe,
and I'll eat sushi.
My son has a record? He said he can eat 32- raw sushi fishy with rice and ginger, ay sneeze!
MANA is sushi ginger!
Buy SQUID fish sauce!
Thai fishsauce factory!
Seriously Squid brand!
Buy Bag Balm for itchy!
Bag Balm Squid Salves!
Thai Fishsauce Factory!
Namaste Troll Face car!
Nanaskar and kisser too!
I believe young no finny!
That means`fishy. great!
ninny? no fool beautiful!
This really perked me up!
Sushi with` Almond Joy!
Drew-Silla? See sea food!
No blog with sushi breath!
I gotta dump-off a guest hobo and stop somewhere and eat a angry alligator in a poppy beagle!
Ay, so woof down goat milk!
Fox and MSNMB see Hades!
MSP are hooked by diabolic!
True.
Lord.
True.
'Um are led by dead underground.
demon.
I really love young creative people.
You are a Light at the tip of candle.
Useful.
I'll sort through books and things.
A old Friend was 92- years young.
A heart attack happens. He brewed.
He once helped me make 55-gal jug.
He was famous as a quiet volunteer.
I was invited by Frank's Friend, tea.
Elder Sarah/Frank sip honey mead.
Sarah inherited Frank's wine stock.
I really enjoyed this at this moment.
you're a good writer, dude. i was reading along, thinking this guy's not 16, no way. impressive. you should know that.

great pics, great way to spend $, sushi is never a bad idea. all is good. thanks for sharing. the spider roll is waay interesting.
great piece, man--really fun...
Looks like you were having the fun of a 16 1/2 year old! Good for you! Not so sure about sushi...
Thanks everybody! I appreciate all the kind words, and sorry about using my new-age space nadsat lingo like kthxbai, lawl, and Doctor Rockso. Also, Art James, that was magical.
Sushi can cure anything. Thanks for the fun images.
Thanks for sharing the way you wage war against negativity.

'member Love You Man? {squeaky twink voice} "Yer AWE some!"
I love all seafood, but for the love of God, cook it first! Everything except oysters, which just need a little steam, should be cooked. But, as my man John Lennon said, Whatever Gets You Through The Night, is Alright, I guess!!
Long live sushi! Mmm. Want some.

Great post. Great pics. Have fun!
Know what's an existential threat to the well-being of our nation? It's kids, kids who eat sushi and say "kthxbai" and listen to that Elvira Presley and watch that Oswald Osbourne bite the heads off of bats. When I was young we didn't mess about with raw fish and heavy metal; we worked for God's sake, and we lived in fear of 0ur elders and communism. This country's going to hell in a handbasket dagnabbit!
God save us from the entire f-ing Palin family on OS! ;)

I remember hanging with my friends when I was 16, only we went to Denny's. Smiling in the memory.
just now figured out kthxbai....... jeez, I'm old.
Now I gotz to go getz mee sum sushi!
HHmmmm, yummy. You got some white wine to go with that ?
Bro, you actually look like trollface in that intimidation pic.

Enjoy your life, it's all you've got - thought it seems like I'm preachin' to the choir on that one.

Rock on.
What did the overworked gynocoligist say?
Fish, Fish, Fish. I'm up to my neck in something that smells like Fish.
Yum, sushi! Happiness in a rice-covered roll. Thanks for reminding me, Troll Face.
I wouldn't have been able to post the photos from when *I* was 16 and a bunch of us got together. Of course, we didn't have sushi back then, either. I mean, sushi existed -- in Japan -- but in Conroe, Texas, no one had ever heard of it. The closest thing to Japanese that anybody knew was Bonzai -- as in the WWII movies where the Japanese fighter pilots say "I'm going to dive bomb into the Americans" -- not as in tiny little trees (those hadn't made it over to Texas either).
Sushi!!! The best possible dish after -of course- a tender, juicy, Argentinian "asado"!
Good post, those pics of the dishes look delicious.
Kisses,
Marcela
Loved the post, note a big fan of raw fish and meat, must be a generational difference.
Nice pics - I'm hungry now :)
Oh believe me, I live in respect of my elders and fear of the communist Chinese dragon we'll have to slay one day, but still, being born way too late for my taste, I have a taste for delicious cream cheese, vegetables, and raw fish and crab.

Thanks errbody. I appreciate it.
Best line of the day: "Even though most of our "leaders" are about a retard and a half..."

Last time I went for sushi I threw down nearly 200 bills. Of course, there were 3 1/2 of us but we did have almost as much fun as you guys.
"All it takes to be happy is a hug from one of your stupid friends and some raw fish, apparently."

Trollface, there are legions of folks far older than you and who claim to have more experience who never learned that simple truth. In a pinch, you don't even need the raw fish. Rated for happiness and good times with friends. Thanks for sharing that evening with us.
awesomely delicious piece! xx A
Love it! Especially that same line about "all it takes to be happy is a hug from one of your stupid friends and some ___, apparently!" The kids are the masters, every time. Good to see you doin' just fine!
Cool post, great pics! ~ I think, in my case, I will substitute sushi for a Mongolian grill- but a great idea noe the less.

We have been covered in snow down south.
foreverMom texted "Srsly?" to her daughter, daughter texted back "You are too old to use that! What if your friends saw you?!" fMom texted back "Kthnxbai!"
LOL, LMA (LOA)
~fatRocco and feralRusty
I can barely believe the good response, thanks to all of you >:3

Srsly got a laugh out of the texting story, that was nice.
Kthxbai yer own self and what a brilliant post.
God, I'm getting old. I'm sitting here reading and thinking--"what a nice young man, too bad he says things like 'acre of dick'".
Sorry, but I'm a Grandpa and I'm entitled.
Excellent post. I love to see young people enjoy themselves and eating something more exotic than the triple bacon cheese at Karls/Hardees.
Keep writing!