The Fantastic Life Of Nobody Particular
Randall Sokoloff
- Location
- California, United States
- Birthday
- May 26
- Company
- My Own Mind
- Bio
- Finding my way through words.
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Randall Sokoloff's Links
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In A Pile Of Leaves
I have a rather embarrassing confession to make, one that I hope you will not hold against me. I enjoy riding my bike into piles of leaves. I often ride my bike around town so that I can digest some fresh air into
… Read full post »Meet The Author
I have decided to take my writing career to its next
logical level. After much pondering and consideration- I feel this
to be an important and decisive move in the right direction. Over
the years I have noticed that most successful authors have
“Meet The Author” events where fans
Free Bird?
I decided to open the bird-cage and let my two yellow
parakeets fly freely around the room. After spending so much time
confined in their cage I thought this would be a delectable treat.
I did not want to help them out- but rather gave them the autonomy
to come
How Facebook Saved My Life

I used to be a very solitary man. I envied authors like J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon for their anonymity. “The Invisible Man,”
The Last Reader On Earth
For Richard Brautigan
Discovering A Lost Artifact
It's a beautiful thing that he still reads. It is not often that I meet a person who is doing something no one else does. Sometimes, I think we have all become like ants marching in a rigid line. The… Read full post »
Midnight Shower Man

I like to take showers around midnight. The feeling of being naked and free before sleep calms my mind. There is a sense of tranquility that is communicated to me through the act of taking a hot shower. I have
The Spiritual Materialist
I went to a Tibetan Fair. There were all sorts of Tibetan rugs, scarves, sweaters, ornaments and jewelry for sale. There was Tibetan music and “Save Tibet” booths, along with booths trying to bring attention to various imprisoned Tibetan activists. However, I was not there for any of thes… Read full post »
The Hooker In A Tree
I never would of expected that I would rescue a hooker in a tree on my way home from work. I may fly or win the lottery and still believe it, but a hooker in a tree, who would of ever
Legs
There are legs all around me. Legs on bikes, legs
on feet, legs in chairs and legs in the grass. Everywhere I look-
young legs, middle-aged legs and a few old aged legs. An abundance
of legs. Legs in skirts, legs under dresses, legs in shorts and
legs in tight
One More Reason To Get Nothing Done
1.
I am not an ambitious man. Under motivated is an adjective I have
often heard used to describe me. I have a tendency to
The Magnetic Mattress

For months now various appendages of my body have been acting out. My nipple will twitch, my hands shake, my feet ache, my ears go cold and my legs will often tighten up in knots. All of my life I have lived with various physical ailments from respiratory difficulties to… Read full post »
Ants In My Pants

1.
Outside my home, life is passing by. There are students on bikes with heavy backpacks filled with books. There are buses filled with
Will Write For Food (Organic) Or Money.
Genius and Daemon
Where do the words go? Do the ideas come before the
words or do the words give birth to ideas? Whatever the
The Sex Life Of A Man And His Computer
The Voices Inside My Head
The Voices Inside My Head
There are so many different voices inside my head, that I
have decided to give each one of them a name. I… Read full post »
Living Underwater
It does not take a perceptive individual to be able
to see that the world and everyone within this world is in great
danger. From the toxins flying freely in the air to the life
denying wars and corporate greed- antagonists of life such as
global warming, violence, disease and recessions… Read full post » Nude Heroic Archer Warrior
It is difficult being broke. It seems as if I have been broke for an eternity. A perpetual state of brokenness. It hurts and it takes a toll upon my body and mind. Since I currently work as a high school Teacher I seem to be constantly behind on various payments… Read full post »
Losing My Penis For Love
"I love my wife." I was telling this to my Creative Writing class this afternoon as we discussed writing our autobiography. I don't know how I got on the subject, but some how I found myself in the position of being interrogated by my students. "Did you love her at… Read full post »
The Great Leg Trap
I wonder about women wearing short skirts? Women wear short skirts, with bare legs and then condemn me with sinister glances when I stare. I wonder if on the unconscious level the short skirt is a device that woman use to find out who among them maybe filled with lust or… Read full post »
The Man Who Pissed A Miracle
Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I was locked out and had to go. The large plot of dirt was the only piece of land on my parents property that was not touched by landscaping. My father had wanted… Read full post »
How To Loose 65 Pounds Without The Long Wait!
The six months prior to my wedding- I was a nervous wreck. Anxiety is something that I had lived with since being in my mother’s womb- but the panic that can often follow chronic anxiety was a new addition to my life. The… Read full post »
Writing On The Body
I have been having a difficult time writing the past few months. I find that when I sit down to write not only is the page empty but so are my thoughts. Now this is an ideal state for a meditator- but for me, a man who considers himself an aspiring… Read full post »
The Man With A Beer Butt

This may seem a bit ridiculous to you, but for me it has become a serious problem. For many years, I have lived comfortably with my beer butt, but now that I am entering middle age and my metabolism is slowing- my body is becoming disproportionate. I am… Read full post »

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