The Fantastic Life Of Nobody Particular

NOVEMBER 18, 2009 6:15PM

In A Pile Of Leaves

I have a rather embarrassing confession to make, one that I hope you will not hold against me. I enjoy riding my bike into piles of leaves. I often ride my bike around town so that I can digest some fresh air into

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NOVEMBER 14, 2009 5:44PM

Meet The Author


images-1I have decided to take my writing career to its next logical level. After much pondering and consideration- I feel this to be an important and decisive move in the right direction. Over the years I have noticed that most successful authors have “Meet The Author” events where fans

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NOVEMBER 3, 2009 8:37PM

Free Bird?

imagesI decided to open the bird-cage and let my two yellow parakeets fly freely around the room. After spending so much time confined in their cage I thought this would be a delectable treat. I did not want to help them out- but rather gave them the autonomy to come

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OCTOBER 10, 2009 3:26PM

How Facebook Saved My Life


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I used to be a very solitary man. I envied authors like J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon for their anonymity. “The Invisible Man,”

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SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 2:50PM

The Last Reader On Earth

For Richard Brautigan

 

Discovering A Lost Artifact

It's a beautiful thing that he still reads. It is not often that I meet a person who is doing something no one else does. Sometimes, I think we have all become like ants marching in a rigid line. TheRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 7:48PM

Midnight Shower Man

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I like to take showers around midnight. The feeling of being naked and free before sleep calms my mind.  There is a sense of tranquility that is communicated to me through the act of taking a hot shower. I have

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SEPTEMBER 3, 2009 5:03PM

The Spiritual Materialist

I went to a Tibetan Fair. There were all sorts of Tibetan rugs, scarves, sweaters, ornaments and jewelry for sale. There was Tibetan music and “Save Tibet” booths, along with booths trying to bring attention to various imprisoned Tibetan activists. However, I was not there for any of thes… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 2, 2009 11:29PM

The Hooker In A Tree

I never would of expected that I would rescue a hooker in a tree on my way home from work. I may fly or win the lottery and still believe it, but a hooker in a tree, who would of ever

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SEPTEMBER 2, 2009 1:07PM

Legs


imagesThere are legs all around me. Legs on bikes, legs on feet, legs in chairs and legs in the grass. Everywhere I look- young legs, middle-aged legs and a few old aged legs. An abundance of legs. Legs in skirts, legs under dresses, legs in shorts and legs in tight

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SEPTEMBER 1, 2009 5:50PM

One More Reason To Get Nothing Done


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I am not an ambitious man. Under motivated is an adjective I have often heard used to describe me. I have a tendency to

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AUGUST 31, 2009 1:14PM

The Magnetic Mattress

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For months now various appendages of my body have been acting out. My nipple will twitch, my hands shake, my feet ache, my ears go cold and my legs will often tighten up in knots. All of my life I have lived with various physical ailments from respiratory difficulties toRead full post »

AUGUST 27, 2009 7:49PM

Ants In My Pants


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Outside my home, life is passing by. There are students on bikes with heavy backpacks filled with books. There are buses filled with

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FEBRUARY 21, 2009 8:57PM

Will Write For Food (Organic) Or Money.


 What little money I once had seems to have dissolved with a speed that not even entropy could compete with. Now you may all be thinking that entropy is a slow and… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 17, 2009 2:13AM

Genius and Daemon



2 Where do the words go? Do the ideas come before the words or do the words give birth to ideas? Whatever the

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FEBRUARY 8, 2009 3:12PM

The Sex Life Of A Man And His Computer

I have decided that I am having an unhealthy sexual relationship with my computer. As much as I want to deny this fact, I can not because it is truth. If I really contemplate the nature of this relationship I can tell that it has been going on for a really… Read full post »
JANUARY 22, 2009 9:53PM

The Voices Inside My Head

The Voices Inside My Head

There are so many different voices inside my head, that I have decided to give each one of them a name. IRead full post »

JANUARY 19, 2009 1:12PM

Living Underwater

images-1It does not take a perceptive individual to be able to see that the world and everyone within this world is in great danger. From the toxins flying freely in the air to the life denying wars and corporate greed- antagonists of life such as global warming, violence, disease and recessions… Read full post »
JANUARY 13, 2009 12:07AM

Nude Heroic Archer Warrior

It is difficult being broke. It seems as if I have been broke for an eternity. A perpetual state of brokenness. It hurts and it takes a toll upon my body and mind. Since I currently work as a high school Teacher I seem to be constantly behind on various paymentsRead full post »

JANUARY 5, 2009 6:45PM

Losing My Penis For Love

 

"I love my wife." I was telling this to my Creative Writing class this afternoon as we discussed writing our autobiography. I don't know how I got on the subject, but some how I found myself in the position of being interrogated by my students. "Did you love her atRead full post »

JANUARY 4, 2009 1:46PM

The Great Leg Trap

 I wonder about women wearing short skirts? Women wear short skirts, with bare legs and then condemn me with sinister glances when I stare. I wonder if on the unconscious level the short skirt is a device that woman use to find out who among them maybe filled with lust or… Read full post »

JANUARY 3, 2009 6:45PM

The Man Who Pissed A Miracle

Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I was locked out and had to go. The large plot of dirt was the only piece of land on my parents property that was not touched by landscaping. My father had wanted… Read full post »

 

The six months prior to my wedding- I was a nervous wreck. Anxiety is something that I had lived with since being in my mother’s womb- but the panic that can often follow chronic anxiety was a new addition to my life. The… Read full post »

JANUARY 1, 2009 3:35PM

Writing On The Body

I have been having a difficult time writing the past few months. I find that when I sit down to write not only is the page empty but so are my thoughts. Now this is an ideal state for a meditator- but for me, a man who considers himself an aspiringRead full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2008 2:39PM

The Man With A Beer Butt

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This may seem a bit ridiculous to you, but for me it has become a serious problem. For many years, I have lived comfortably with my beer butt, but now that I am entering middle age and my metabolism is slowing- my body is becoming disproportionate. I amRead full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2008 1:25PM

Recession Depression

My father has been in bed for ten days now. He is not a man in his prime, but he is not yet old enough to be acting infirm and/or terminal. All of my life, I have never known him to sleep more than six hours a night, and taking naps…

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