Zombies, much like vampires, have been all the rage lately. I just happened upon one of the walking dead recently to see what’s behind this phenomenon to give all three of my readers an/… Read full post »

I’ve been toying with going left but I haven’t fully gone left.

I dip my toe in the left pool every now and then but I realize that I might be diving into… Read full post »

Seriously, what makes you laugh so hard you will pee your pants, shoot coffee out your nose, fall over, or pass out? I’m curious because I think we need more laughter in this world.… Read full post »

Mother’s Day is right around the corner. Yikes!

If you’re still trying to figure out what to get Mom, don’t get anything. There’s already too much crap she has to keep track of (see… Read full post »

Everything else is being made into a musical. Why not Facebook?

Probably because Mark Zuckerberg can’t sing worth sh*t but he can always hire someone to do it for him. Are we ready? Lights,… Read full post »

Because my brain is fried, I had no idea what to write that would leave you laughing so hard you’d wish you were never born. Then I found this gem. A middle-aged platinum blonde… Read full post »

Love your job? Hate it? Wish you could shove it up your boss’ you-know-what? Well, just be glad you don’t have any of these job titles because if you did, you might just want/… Read full post »

Dear Celebrities of the World,

Tired of being famous? Sick of having a gaggle of paparrazi following your every move, even when you have to pick your nose? Digusted with random strangers who go… Read full post »

Attention People!

Now that you have endured 24,900 days of campaigning, things are about to get serious. Soon, you will decide the fate of our nation which lies on the shoulders of one dickhead…ummm,… Read full post »

This phenomenon has been going on forever, since way back. Think Gone with the Wind, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, or even Oliver Twist.

A book is beautifully written and captures the attention of a generation.… Read full post »

This is where I would make you laugh so hard you would spit your coffee, tea, or vodka all over the computer screen. You would be laughing so hard that you’d fall off of/… Read full post »

 Monkey farts!

Okay, you didn’t actually think I was going to be serious did you? Well, I am going to get seriously pumped up to market the crap out of my book. What? You… Read full post »

While I work in the Creative Services Department of most corporations (yes, such a thing exists), I know a thing or two about business. Specifically, when one company wants to take over, sue, or/… Read full post »

It’s already starting to happen. I didn’t think it would affect me that much because I like to think I’m centered. Um, yeah. My daughter is on the verge of becoming a tween. That/… Read full post »

Guess what? I am here to report on New York Fashion Week because I am one of the most fashionable people I know, in my sweat pants. I absolutely adore everything fashion since it/… Read full post »

So Oprah knows all kinds of shit for sure. You can read about it in her mag every month. She always knows something. Where does that leave the rest of us? Like me. I/… Read full post »

This little guy is dangerous. He will eat your brain and then invite his friends to dine on the left overs.

Why am I telling you this? Well, because I think I have a… Read full post »

Folks, now is the time to take advantage of huge discounts for cruising the exotic Western Coast of Italy!

True, you might find a bit of seaweed in your cabin…

…and parts of… Read full post »

Many of you have recently witnessed the 2012 Golden Globes Red Carpet Report Card. I mean, who didn’t think this star looked like Ziggy Stardust without make up?

(Click on this photo and/… Read full post »

We all know that celebrities are notorious for naming their kids weird things like Apple, Pilot Inspketor, Blanket, and more recently Blue Ivy but actual people are getting into the crazy baby name/… Read full post »

My poor, poor neglected blog. I am here to give you some much needed attention. For the three of you who still frequent this dusty place, I am going to share with you several/… Read full post »

Guess what folks? It’s that time of year when we put together our top ten or top five or top 1,561 lists because we have nothing else of value to offer. I thought I… Read full post »

We are not happy this morning.

We just learned that we must take a pay cut! What?! We do not approve.

People of the world, we are up a major creek when the royal… Read full post »

What? You haven’t heard of the latest craze? Where the heck have you been? At the Occupy Wall Street protests?

Well, I am here to tell you that you need to get with it!… Read full post »

I did it. I wrote 50,000 words in LESS than 30 days.

That is the foundational goal of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) but that wasn’t really my goal. I mean, it was, but/… Read full post »