Littlewillie is bringing Vienna sausages. Alan Nothnagel is bringing bratwurst and potato salad. Kathy Riordan is bringing a “big scoop” of ice cream. Cartouche will not be bringing her father. Sweetfeet is bringing a soufflé from the Dr. Scholl’s Cookbook. Norwonk is bringing Snow Cones if he can fjord them. Thoth is bringing some Theggs to make Thomelets.

Bobbot is bringing Navy Bean Soup. Silkstone is bringing a TV dinner. BuffyW is bringing the salsa. Skip Williamson is bringing the drugs. Aunt Mabel is bringing the whine. Dana Dangerous is bringing a gun

Designanator is doing the interior decoranator. OESheepdog is bringing a sweater Will Someone Feed the Cat can’t make it because her feline friend is in the ICU being fed intravenously, but she’s sending 5 bottles of catsup. I’m trying to convince her to come because we have issues.

Tequilaanddonuts is bringing Krispy Kreme Margaritas. Caroline Hagood is bringing something esoteric. Gwool is bringing Gwineglasses. Harriet Why doesn’t understand the purpose of the party. Scanner is bringing something nobody can see. . O’Really? is bringing hot tamales and spicy meatballs.

Bill Beck is bringing Becks Beer. Con Chapman, Sheldon, and Squirrel are bringing crackers and nuts. SusanLivingKinky is bringing whipped cream and a guy she met on Craigslist. Gary Justis is bringing Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

White and black is bringing Oreo cookies. Chuck A. Stetson is throwing away his hat. Connie Mack is bringing the cigars. The Haunted Cafeteria is bringing lousy food on a tray. Sgt. Mom is bringing K-rations. Jamie Beckett  is bringing caviar and champagne because he recently embezzled money from the city council.

Noni the Intern is bringing, fried chicken, Limbaughrger Cheese and Southern Comfort. Brie is bringing brie. Trilogy is bringing 3 things. Kate Bishop is bringing wine and wafers. Procopius and Torman aren’t coming because their posts about ghosts scared the shit out of them and they’re cowering behind furniture.

 Aging hippie chick is bringing Grateful Dead CDs. Noah tall is bringing 2 of everything. Without a Paddle is bringing shit from up a creek. The two Blevinses and Harvey Gardner are bringing assorted nuts. Sassy Sarah will spend the evening arguing with iamsurly. Floyd Elliot is bringing  (           ) (         ) (        ). LuluandPhoebe is bringing hot dogs. Scott Mendelson is bringing “Ratatouille.” Mypsyche will bring a therapist. Madcelt is bringing a really awful Druid casserole. Jeff Brawer is not bringing anything. He’s on a diet.

Mkdonato is bringing dates. Beth Mann is bringing Devil’s Food Cake. Vzn is bringing alphabet soup. Chicago Guy is bringing the deep dish pizza. Unbreakable is bringing rock candy.

Walk Away will probably leave early. Skeletnwmn is bringing a T-bone. Saturn Smith is bringing Milky Ways and Mars bars. Robin Sneed, Scott Christian, RicTresa and Jim Taggart are bringing food for thought.

Gordon Osmond is bringing teabags and, possibly, Ann Coulter. Snowdon is bringing ice. Harry’s Ghost is bringing Ghoulash. Kind of Blue is too depressed to come. Amelia Flood is bringing water.

Rainee174 is bringing an umbrella. Screamin mama can’t come unless she quiets down. Snoreville LeadenRocker is bringing a heavy chair and sleeping in it. Lea Lane is bringing her new boyfriend. The zen Haitian won’t be able to come because she’ll be spending the day contemplating a pineapple

Berrycomposer, MOMSACOMIC and Eva T. Made Vaudeville are providing the entertainment. Steven Axelrod is bringing grease and clam chowder. Sally Swift is bringing Philadelphia cheese steaks and a box of Kleenex for when the Phillies lose.

Max the Communist is bringing borscht. AtHomePilgrim is bringing turkey and cranberry sauce. Mad_Typist is bringing lady fingers. Shaggylocks isn’t bringing anything, because last time there was a hair in his soup. Trudge164 is bringing fudge126.

Lady Miko is bringing scented candles and Hubs. Zumalicious is bringing a bowl of tasty beach sand from California. Stellaa is bringing Marlon Brando. Dennis Loo will probably stay in the bathroom for the duration of the party. Cindy Ross is bringing a lot of 0000000. (potatoes.) Iamsurly is bringing whatever she wants, but probably something crabby. Bob Eckstein is bringing his first novel. Femme forte will think the party’s in France and end up in Lyon.

Of course, everybody else is invited too. Bring whatever or whoever you want. I've rented a ballroom in Cyberspace, so there'll be plenty of room.

Unfortunately, I won't be there. Big crowds give me panic attacks.