the origami hat vendor has all-seeing eyes blinded
from staring at
the shining lavender buttocks of the suitcase,
eating gruel on the fulsome ship which floats
ungracefully upon the rice
as the night's sun and its hatless corn
both arise in hideous splendor in the lobby and
the soaking canine stands beneath an evil odiferous
sailboat conjuring in the land of onions
a place of terrible, tragic
rickshaws, where the
bland unspoken words
are always heard in purple and thrust the longing
paisley vomitus of an eternal but
temporary perfume where there is a cake
in the walnut tree of
life’s last book inside the library in Seville
of which he eats the colonel’s pie and remembers
but has forgotten in the confusion
of clarity which runs from
his delicate but senseless brown toenails to the sick
feline farness of that which is close, but not.
miles away, his love of a wet paramour, the fallen
antibiotic of his life,
sparks damply, like a sponge that has washed
away the
clean grime of filth upon
the sink of disaster which cannot be lifted without
the lissome grit
of that which removes bladders from the white
binoculars like the senile God of the
porch, to life’s death or leaves madras stains and
blows the loud but silent love like an ancient tuba
between the papered woman who looks
upon a turkey in the dark forest of pudding
and does not eat the crows in the
alleys of a French bicycle chain where only
half-witted birds migrate to
his shelf unit and seek to spill their seeds upon
the plates of greedy men who
sit in cafes and smoke under the eaves of the roof of
the library in Seville
and lays inside the bountiful nothingness of a canary
from staring at
the shining lavender buttocks of the suitcase,
eating gruel on the fulsome ship which floats
ungracefully upon the rice
as the night's sun and its hatless corn
both arise in hideous splendor in the lobby and
the soaking canine stands beneath an evil odiferous
sailboat conjuring in the land of onions
a place of terrible, tragic
rickshaws, where the
bland unspoken words
are always heard in purple and thrust the longing
paisley vomitus of an eternal but
temporary perfume where there is a cake
in the walnut tree of
life’s last book inside the library in Seville
of which he eats the colonel’s pie and remembers
but has forgotten in the confusion
of clarity which runs from
his delicate but senseless brown toenails to the sick
feline farness of that which is close, but not.
miles away, his love of a wet paramour, the fallen
antibiotic of his life,
sparks damply, like a sponge that has washed
away the
clean grime of filth upon
the sink of disaster which cannot be lifted without
the lissome grit
of that which removes bladders from the white
binoculars like the senile God of the
porch, to life’s death or leaves madras stains and
blows the loud but silent love like an ancient tuba
between the papered woman who looks
upon a turkey in the dark forest of pudding
and does not eat the crows in the
alleys of a French bicycle chain where only
half-witted birds migrate to
his shelf unit and seek to spill their seeds upon
the plates of greedy men who
sit in cafes and smoke under the eaves of the roof of
the library in Seville
and lays inside the bountiful nothingness of a canary
that has read the book of braying sorrow in the
confusing but bitter gibberish which is this poem.
confusing but bitter gibberish which is this poem.


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I think.
If I could write this way, I would, and fuck 'em all if they can't take a joke. Maybe I will try this today and waste some more time that I should spend looking for work.
You'll notice of course that I haven't said out loud what this is about. I think its better if we keep that just between the two of us.
A few more of these Shakespearean efforts might get you
bard
from OS.
R
R
I have never laughed reading prose before. I couldn't stop laughing. Still can't. You are unreal. Your mirth is scary.
"...upon a turkey in the dark forest of pudding."
I shall treasure that line forever.
Rated and appreciated.
R.
between the papered woman who looks
upon a turkey in the dark forest of pudding
Poetry is always welcome.
Rated
I have been wanting to write something about this as well, so THANK YOU!!
Excellent, well written post. No accusations, no threats, no name calling. Just information - examples of both sides. Refreshingly different from some others out there.
Beautifully done.
I'm off to have some kids!
bland unspoken words
are always heard in purple and thrust the longing
paisley vomitus of an eternal but
temporary perfume where there is a cake
in the walnut tree of
life’s last book inside the library in Seville"
Although as you know, the queen of stupor will find a pencil of seven earlobes in the holland tunnel of righteous irish flatware when the green ear of light passes gas without a rake.
Who's Flipper?
Very clever, great tags.
Rated.
SquirEsque comedy from braggart kvetch
Unread jester, debauching puzzle of
lacking excellency time short
unheralded precidence of more fill willardity
the illusion of streaker blu
moniker santa, he be.
Flop, Flop, exit left.
And blu: Go ahead and leave me for another commenter. That's okay with me. Frank is waiting for me at his house. Fraaaaaaaaank!
John, Took the words from a writer of no repute who failed to copy write them. It was easy.
Maybe wit a bita anisette in it!
In fack...maybe wit a lotta anisette!
And where's that slow poke blu?
"McArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again"
Oops, I almost forgot
"Oh, no!"
Or maybe I should have saved my slam of Jimmy Webb for Foodie Tuesday
dude, are you dissing the Great One??? loser :p
Until next time, blu.
You may want to get an additional charger to keep "up" with me. I have the stamina to keep it up and going all night long. Et tu?
full of sound and fury
told by an idiot
signifying
nothing.
@vzn: Those academics.....
Sorry to be out of the loop for over two hours but Mr. Wonderful requested a quickie. He is definitely a hands on kind of guy. What were you to talking about? Size, Purell and Clorox? Ooh, sounds like blu is ...yawn... running out of steam.
I don't know if this says more about you or more about me, but either way, I "get this" in a way that only a Monty python sketch would describe
O, you remain my inspiration! I couldn't go after blu without you!
Oh slithering tides of putrification and beauty. The toths of slight beacon us to the brink of slatery thonk. Good night , sweet Prince, for tomorrow....
O, you remain my inspiration! I couldn't go after blu without you!
Oh slithering tides of putrification and beauty. The toths of slight beacon us to the brink of slatery thonk. Good night , sweet Prince, for tomorrow....
You're reminding me of Don Rickles on Southern Comfort.
If you see a fork in the road, it's finders keepers.
People that live in glasses houses--use a lot of windex.
Sir, a poet's poet you are pink as the panther panting in panic.
It's like the dude is channeling Robin Williams reading Faulkner.
How do they make that ahhh sound on HBO right before the movie?
Good luck. I'm off to stand in ass-deep snow that has buried the chair.
Rating with~held due to acid reflux.
a. You do not prefer adolescent boys (I presume).
b. You did not write "Hamlet." What an option deal that would've been!
and, c. He is quite dead.
But I do love the line "half witted birds migrate to his shelf unit and seek to spill their seeds on the plates of greedy men." I have a feeling however that the setting is Ventura, and not Seville.
That takes the reason prisoner?
Macbeth, 1. 3
So...LSD????