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Curmudgeon. Formidable braggart. Comedy writer. Eight books, 2 movies. Former associate editor at Playboy Magazine. Movies include "Short Time," (major flop), and "Blue Streak" (huge hit, no idea why.) Last two novels were "What's Wrong With Dorfman?" (St. Martin's Press) and "Millard Fillmore, Mon Amour," (St. Martin's Press). New novel: "Three and a Half Virgins."

MAY 4, 2010 9:32PM

A Few Questions about Political Correctness

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Did anybody ask Native Americans if they liked being called Native Americans? Whose idea was it? Probably not theirs. If it was a treaty, why haven’t we violated it yet?

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 As for the misnomer “Indians,” you can blame that on Columbus because he had no sense of direction. The fact that this nitwit actually got venture capital is astounding. 

And if the Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves get to keep their names, then their stadiums should serve Vindaloo instead of hot dogs.   

Here’s one: What am I supposed to call a guy with a complicated ancestry, let’s say an English-Japanese-Liberian-Icelandic-American? Screw the lineage. I’d rather just call him “ancestrally conflicted.” It’s shorter. 

And if your parents escaped from Nazi Germany, do you really want to be called a “German-American”? 

                             stewardesses

And where did “ess” go? Why are actresses now actors? Why are hostesses now hosts? Why did they overlook mistresses? And why do I now have to call a waitress a server and a stewardess a flight attendant? What the hell does the term “flight attendant” even mean? They’re sky servers with attitude.  

And what the hell is a steward? A misspelling of Stewart? 

Okay, is Ms. really that much better than Miss or Missus? Face it: If you’re not married, you’re a Miss; if you’re married you’re a Missus. Being unmarried is no longer a stigma. This is not 1850. 

If PC gets any worse, what will I have to call an unmarried woman next week -– “romantically challenged”? 

Speaking of which, what’s up with calling a deaf person “hearing challenged” or a blind person “sight challenged”? Deaf people can’t hear and blind people can’t see, so what’s the challenge here? Challenged implies that they could hear or see if they just tried a little harder.  

Go tell that to Helen Keller.  

 

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I'm a proud Michigan-American blogstress with issues. The Atlanta Braves can keep their mascot, just get rid of that fricking tomahawk chop!
*snicker* i'm glad i got here early. i'll have a good seat when the fireworks start.
I would love to buy Vindaloo at a baseball game. I love your wit!
I have to double check, but I'm pretty sure Cleveland Stadium DOES serve Vindaloo at Indians games...not sure what they serve during Browns games though

and BRAVO! For the helen keller and hearing/sight impaired questions!

It's about damn time an ABBIE (Able-bodied folk) talked about this issue! hehehe
You're going where angels fear to tread, my man--on OS most of all.
Oh this should be interesting._r
Personally... As an Indigenous American I prefer to be referred to as either Lakota or Indigenous... you DARE call me "Sioux" and I WILL be having words with you about something called "racism". ("Sioux" has NEVER been anything OTHER than a racist term. It is a French translation of a Chippewa word meaning "Enemy" or "Snake")

I have a *deaf* child. I don't call her "hearing impaired" or "hearing challenged". She's stone deaf. She won't EVER hear... she's missing part of the brain that processes speech due to a brain tumor. Since she'll never re-grow that part of her brain OR have a brain transplant... there's no way she's going to ever be anything other than DEAF.
Political correctness is exhausting sometimes. Really! Plus, I can't keep up with the changing list of wrong vs correct names and terms. I try, but I just can't...

Among my friends are Inupiat, Athabascan and Navajo natives. Every one of them has told me they regret the removal of proud Indian names and mascots in sports. At least one woman told me she thinks Americans are trying to erase Native Americans from the nation's memory by these well-intentioned (as they usually are) efforts. She said, "I don't remember us voting!"

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Redmen, Red Devils, all gone the way of the world. Word word.
I would never want to be mstaken for a miss, or assumed to be a mrs.
Mr. doesnt tell you marital status. No-brainer here. Ms. Period. Thought we settled this 30 years ago :)
yikes. 40 years ago!
I'm a chocolate slut . . . .is that PC? LOL

-R-
ancestrally conflicted?

Oh, I am laughing out loud. That would be me!
This post is absolutely perfect!
They don't call southerners Rebels anymore, but a Yankee with always be a Damn Yankee!
I think I'm offended but I'm not positive. Need to do a little Googling to be sure. I'll be baaaaaaack...
From now on, I want to be called "a person of crank."
I see you've stirred up Ms. Hello Kitty! Or she's in heat?
I like being called "American," but if you dig deeper, I would reluctantly say "German American."

My family fled Germany in 2 waves: First, in 1880, because they were socialists and Bismarck didn't like them. The other half came over in the 1930s, because they were Catholic and didn't want to go to Hitler Youth school (they were being forced out of Catholic School into Nazi-School, and they didn't like it).

I still call myself German-American, but mostly because of little things that distinguish me from other white ethnic Americans (like Irish or Italians), such as Xmas eve traditions (we never open presents in morning, but only at midnight, after mass), holiday meals (roast pork, sauerkraut, Riesling, beer), and other foods. I love pumpernickel bread, chicken liver pate, pickled herring w/ cream and onion sauce. When I eat it, it reminds me of my now deceased Grandma.

Now, German delis are rare, as most Germans have assimilated. The last German deli in my old town of Glendale, NY, closed in the late 1980s. The only other group in the US that eats alot of this food are Jews. As such, I am able to feel closer to my deceased German relatives by shopping in Jewish Delis. Lachs, whitefish, chicken liver pate, herring in brine, herring in cream sauce. It's interesting how similar German, Polish, Lithuanian, Estonian, Latvian and Jewish foods are. This post is off track, a bit, but its late and I'm going to bed. Good post.
And I have always preferred the label "follicly challenged". (that assumes that I can spell follicle).
My father always referred to himself as "white trash" from the hills of Kentucky. Is that PC if it's in self-description or does no one care because it describes a white guy?
Well...I like Ms. because it's neutral. Mr. does not connote marriage or singlehood, why shouldn't women have the same?
I'm still an actress (to the extent that I'm still acting). Why? Because casting notices that say "actor" drive me nuts. I never know, until I've actually clicked on the notice and read it, whether they are looking to cast a male or a female role. At least if the notice says "actress" (which some show biz folk are still sane enough to do) I'll know they're looking for Guinevere; not Lancelot!
The trouble with Political Correctness is that when one isn't PC there is a whole legion of folks who rush happily over to the "I'm insulted as hell" line just to beat the hell outta you.
Actually Stellaa... the term "Native American" is a term created by the U S Government NOT by "Native Americans".


From the Bureau of Indian Affairs:
"The term, 'Native American,' came into usage in the 1960s to denote the groups served by the Bureau of Indian Affairs: American Indians and Alaska Native (Indians, Eskimos and Aleuts of Alaska). Later the term also included Native Hawaiians and Pacific Islanders in some Federal programs. It, therefore, came into disfavor among some Indian groups. The preferred term is American Indian."
Add to Columbus, Amerigo Vespucci, from whence America -- which technically doesn't exist, by the way, got it's name. Thus, we are all Italian Americans by proxy.

As for Native Americans, those who care about such things generally prefer the term First People, tho' most much prefer tribal allegiance and prefer to be called Lakotah, Tsalagi (Cherokee), Ojibwa (Chippewa), etc, etc. In general, I don't object to culture appropriation for team names except for those that are clearly racist such as Redskins. Can you imagine the furor if the New York Knicks decided to call themselves the New York Kikes?
By the way... on the subject of American Indian versus Native American... I suggest that people read this http://www.allthingscherokee.com/articles_culture_events_070101.html

She's got the most clearly understood explanation of why using the term Native American is, in fact, white-washing history.
Anybody know how people from India feel about North American Indigenous People being called Indians?
Lezlie
When I lived in Eureka, a Yurok man told me that Native American was a white person term. He was an Indian. r
whenever I break the PC rules, it really makes me feel like a dumb retard.
Blumenthal, you crack me up! I loved stewardesses...fell in love with one every flight. TWA used to dress them in paper mini-skirts. Where did it all go wrong???
An unmarried woman is anything but "romantically challenged", blu. In some circles, she's referred to as a "genius". Oh yeah, I forgot. You don't hang out with geniuses........
Do you know about the Fighting Whites?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1179835/how_the_fighting_whities_came_to_be.html?cat=9

How about some more like it? The Hurling Honkies, Courageous Crackers, White Devils...
I'm afraid to say anything. I guess that proves your point.
You can breathe now, John. I just ran my name, ethnic/national data, physical description and sensitivity proclivities, plus this post, thru Google's PC Analyzer, which determined that nothing you wrote here offends me. I'm greatly relieved, too, as I just don't feel like flaring the nostrils this morning.

@MrsRaptor - My wife concurs that the Lakota people she worked with in Nebraska preferred to be called American Indians, and scoffed at the "Native American" epithet.
Political correctness is an oxymoron.
God I can't stand the euphs.
Rated.
Calling people what they prefer to be called isn't political correctness, just courtesy.

Some of the most romantically-challenged people I know are also married.
@Sixtycandles - I'm always happy to call people what they prefer to be called. But when these preferences start speed-bumping friendly conversation my preference is to seek a more cordial venue. As for me, call me what you like, so long as your intent is friendly.
I'm an Umbrage-American.
@Mrs. Raptor: Don't worry, I will NEVER call you Sioux.
@ jane smithie redux: 44 isn't that old. You are merely age-conflicted.
@LadyMiko: What a coincidence. I'm a whip cream lech.
@sweetfeet: To be fair, instead of she and he, we should all be called "it".
@Stellaa: Thanks. You seem to be senseofhumorly challenged.
@Cindy Ross: Thanks. You see to be spellingly challenged.
@O'Really: The reason you're not married is because you are sexually challenged.
Giving anyone a name they did not ask for...whatever the name...is degrading and insulting....

period

It is, in fact, degrading and insulting, for example, to call someone a hero, if THEY do not believe THEIR actions to be heroic. Of course it is also insulting to call someone an idiot or asshole, if they do not ask for it, but I think the point of calling someone an idiot or an asshole IS to insult them, whereas if you call someone a hero, who did not ask for it, you may be insulting them and not intend to.

We need to let the TARGET of the particular label define how they interpret the label that others give us.

Period

End of story

Anything else, no matter how well meaning, is insulting and degrading
It seems to be part of a passive aggressive approach that people feel compelled to take. Somehow "they" know exactly what "you" mean by using "that" word - even though you may not have the slightest notion of any disparaging remark. I have long ago dropped any of the slang terms for homosexuals since they seem to go in & out of style and today's accepted term is tomorrow's slur. This reminds me of a time thirty years ago when a British friend of mine was visiting the USA for the first time. He walked into a local bar and asked someone if he could "bum a fag".
To JB ... another great and funny post. Personally, I hate Political Correctness; It ruined a lot of good jokes.

@ Lady Miko who says, I'm a chocolate slut . . . .is that PC? LOL
FYI: I love both words; it's PC with me!

@OEsheepdog ... I knew PC was some kind of moron.

Personally, I just want to be known as Lacking Color. JB, Politically Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Gentile challenged? {{{R}}}
RE: "And where did “ess” go?" The "ess" thing really throws me. My daughter is an actress, er,, actor. Thankfully, she does not have to work a day job as waitress, errr,,, server. SERVER? What is that about? So close to... "Hi, my name is Bree, and I'll be your servant today."
John,
As an unmarried woman I would much prefer to be called romantically charged. :)
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XOXOXO
I once read about a symposium of American Indians in which every person on the panel, Indians all, said that they preferred to be called by their tribal name, but if the person speaking didn't know that, then Indian was fine. One man said that he was just glad that Columbus wasn't looking for the Virgin Islands.
Leave it to you...

I'm tired of all the PC crap.
Thanks for the laugh!
Check out OEsheepdog's post about PC. It's hilarious. (A lot funnier than mine actually.)
Was Johnny Cash was really singing "A Boy Named Sioux?"
If I may cut to the chase, I believe that the purpose of what is derogatively called "political correctness" is to point out the rudeness of labeling someone in a way that's intended to offend them or minimize their power or stake in an issue. The point is that you don't get to say what I ought to be called, even if you have similar characteristics and prefer another term.
I grew to be "stacked" and "voluptuous" amongst other names. then perhaps I became "properly fitted bra and buttoned shirt challenged". Now that it's too late to redo my teen years, I wish we could go back back and use the best word: Popular. Oh how times have changed.

I am a Dr. now, so don't need to use Ms. Glad there was never a Doctress to be concerned about changing.
Tetrastearates is the longest word you can type with just your left hand.
The possibilities here are endless, just as our stupidity is infinite.

I loved it.
In hippie dippie new age Boulder, we don't call people "dead"...we call them "metaphysically challenged."
We always get stuck with labels we don't ask for (9/11 widow comes to mind). Yet I never got to choose how I wanted to be classified; for example, from a young age, I thought pan-ethnic would be a cool category for me.
Nowadays, I don't care what someone calls me as long as I'm called...
Look what you've done. I was laughing so hard I was crying. My one-year old grandson saw me, so he started crying. My 5 year old grandson came in and saw us and he started wailing too. You're dangerous. Get some medication!
1) People have gotten venture capital with way stupider ideas than "Let's sail west to go east." I work in tech; trust me on this.

2) If the fancy-pants new stadiums in Atlanta and Cleveland are anything like the new San Francisco ballpark, they probably *do* serve Vindaloo. And sushi. And lattes.

3) My brother in law has a complicated ancestry--I just call him "Wil." Cuz, ya know, that's his name and all. And he's bigger than me.

4) If your parents or grandparents escaped from Nazi Germany, you call yourself "Jewish," like as not.

5) "Actor" and "host" are perfectly good, asexual words on their own, not unlike "Senator" or "Judge"; no need to sex them up with an -ess.

6) "Ms." is better when you don't know if the person you're addressing is married or not--yeah, usually people wear rings, but not always. So it's safer.

Glad I could clear some of these up for you, dude!
Ahh speech control...the greatest of evils committed by the worst of the well meaning.

Now, as for 're-branding' I'm all for that.
i guess i'm ancestrally conflicted but i already knew that. romantically challenged is a new one. i think that will catch on.
I'm a Seminole and I'm not even American Indian ... er ... uhhhm ... Native American, WHATEVER.

Nice skirt around the most obvious misnomered PC challenged heritage designation in our 200 year history ... I dare ya.
C'mon guys, we're all having too much fun here, where are the fireworks?

;)

Rated just for the heck of it.
I'm still waiting for a Tierra-del-Fuego-American. Speak up if you're out there.
And, if you're half-French/ half-Greek, you're a freak.
so instead of being a little redhead, I should refer to myself as vertically challenged and melanin deficient?
I wanted to be a stewardess, I mean flight attendant, but I was too short, I mean vertically challenged. I admired them when I was little and had crippled feet, oops I mean differently formed feet. So when I was turned down for the job, I told my hearing impaired Dad about it and he said, "Speak Up Poppi, Did you forget I'm fekking DEAF!""
@Trixie: Or a Grench
The "ess" thing is perhaps insulting as in Jewess, Negress but a Caucess (for whites) might have Congressional implications. I always thought aviatrix was kind of sexy. But can a guy whose parents came from India permitted to consider himself Indian American. I am temporally challenged.
When I was teaching freshman comp, I would tell my students the first day that I was not a professor, didn't hold a doctorate, and was unmarried, therefore, their papers were being written for Miss Nolting or Ms. Nolting. Either was fine by me. That didn't stop them from trying to suck up by bumping up my status. Since a certain word processing program would auto-correct my last name, I got tons of papers addressed to "Professor Nothing," "Doctor Nothing," and "Mrs. Nothing"...all ironically true, but I still docked them points for not proofreading.

Joking aside, on the Miss/Mrs./Ms. thing...aside from the fact that "Mr." conveys no marital information while "Miss" and "Mrs." do and in that regard it IS an issue of equality (though not sameness) between the sexes, "Mrs." doesn't really work for those married women who don't change their names.

Though I hope to get married someday, I won't change my name. It's mine, dammit. (I really don't give a crap if our kids have his last name; I just like the continuity of having one name throughout life.)

But it's highly unlikely that I'll be marrying someone with the last name "Nolting" considering to do so would also mean it's highly likely I'm marrying a relative of some sort. If I called myself "Mrs. Nolting" after marriage, people would assume that my husband, Mr. Whatever, was named Mr. Nolting.

Just call people what they want to be called. And I've yet to hear a blind person want to be called "visually challenged" or a deaf person want to be called "hearing challenged."

Signed, Miss/Ms. Leeandra Nolting, a (German-French-Swiss) American waitress
My brother's girlfriend is a stewardess/flight attendant. She doesn't seem to care what title people give her as long as they don't assume either means "easy."
PRETTY DANG FUNNY. But I'd rather not be called Miss, Mrs. or Ms. You can call me Dr. If I want anyone to know about my marital status, they must at least submit to reading my blog.

You said "rather just call him “ancestrally conflicted.” We called ourselves "Heinz 57" growing up.

Thanks for sticking up for Helen
So since I don't know my anscestry am I "ethnicity-neutral" or "ancestrally-challenged"? I loved this: "As for the misnomer “Indians,” you can blame that on Columbus because he had no sense of direction." I never stopped to consider what I had in common with the renowned explorer...
Early European colonists were all called by their nation of origin (English, France, Spanish, etc) and the New Worlds lands they occupied were christened "New" - England, France, Spain, etc.

Originally the name "American" was a just a synonym for the name "Indian" i.e. "savages" indigenous to the Americas or the West Indies -- the use of one or the other name was determined by whether you supported the Germanic cartographers championing of Amerigo Vesbucci's continental theories, versus the Latin cartographers championing of Columbus' theories -- The Spanish aimed to colonize China eventually, and they saw the West Indies as a beach-head for the Invasion of Asia which never happened.

What DID happen is that the English colonists eventually claimed the name "American" for themselves, during the Revolutionary War period, right around the same time that they were "playing Indian" by dressing up as Mohawks to throw tea in Boston Harbor. They romanticized the noble savages and made them a national symbol (on coinage, turkey day etc, some would argue even by adopting Iroquois law into the Constitution), but sought to terminate native cultures and denied them citizenship until WWI.

Basically, what I'm saying is that the very name "American" is yet another thing that we stole from the American Indian.
Great work, John!
Amen! And while you're on the subject, what do you think of the administration's policy of not using the word terrorist or Islam when referring to attacks?
I might be pissed.
I don't know.
Am I supposed to be pissed?
If I may, this is outrageously great!!! We spend way too much time on PC nonsense. Most of this IS common sense. We all know what not to call people of diferent ethnic, religious origins, etc.
We know not to call African -Americans the N word, Italians- the G
or D or W word, homosexuals- the F word and so on. This is not only common sense it's common decency. However, when we keep changing or adding terms one can understand how someone may inadvertantly offend another simply due to confusing terms. As for Mrs. or Miss or Ms. - I don't want Mrs. because it will associate me with a raging ...hole. Miss or Ms. is fine with me. I remember as a kid reading the comic strip "Family Circus" and the one kid was telling the other kid:" Mrs. means you're married, Miss means you're not married and Ms. means it's a secret!"
There are too many rules to keep track of now so I just keep my mouth shut--I think people call me socially challenged.
I don't mean to be un-PC here, but I have two minor problems with "Ms."
1. What's the plural? (Kind of sounds like Missus, no?)
2. If you'r a Ms. and you have a wedding ring on, isn't that kind of a tip-off?
1. Of course, the plural of "miss" would sound like "missus" as well...

Really, though...does anyone really have much call to make Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms. plural?

2.) My mother was Mrs. Nolting, nee Abplanalp. She hasn't a wedding ring since before I was born (her hands swelled up during pregnancy, then it never fit right again so she never wore it). Dad didn't wear a wedding ring either--got his caught on a piece of machinery on the back of a garbage truck when he was working as a trash man. Luckily the ring broke and he didn't lose a finger or hand. Since he worked with heavy machinery, he never got it repaired and never wore one again while married to Mom. He's remarried now and works as a teacher, but I still don't think he bothers wearing a wedding ring. I know my stepmother has an engagement ring, but I don't know if she has a wedding ring from Dad.

3.) In addition to not really working for married women who keep their names, Mrs./Miss doesn't really work for divorced or widowed women.
As it happens--& this is true--the preferred term for First Nation (as Canadians call them)--IS American Indian. AI's want to be differentiated from other native Americans, like Aleuts & Eskimos.

And call a woman ministering to your non-carnal needs aboard a plane anything other than a flight attendant and she'll kick you in the groin.

I'll see what I can do with your Miss/Missus businenus.
Wait a minute...g-word for Italians? What? Don't answer that.

I prefer Mizzz, but will accept anything other than "hey you" or "Whaaaat?'
Try Philly. Nothing PC about this place. I came here from the bay area where the public schools did not celebrate Columbus Day (imperialist pig that he was) but we did have Indigenous People Day and Oceans Week.
a great many 'indian' tribal names in english turn out to mean "the enemy", or "those vile jerks down the valley." white men would ask the indians they were among, what was the neighboring tribe named, and that's the kind of answer they got. that's why the lakota are not crazy about the 'sioux', and the navajo prefer 'dineh.'

the noble redman was actually just as 'un-pc' as your average [white] redneck, and it's only in recent years though management of casinos that they have become tolerant of white cultures so long as they leave lots of money in the res.
"Deaf people can’t hear and blind people can’t see, so what’s the challenge here?"

Too funny, sir.
Believe it or not, the deaf prefer to be called deaf. Learned that from my sign language instructor. However, blind people want to be called visually impaired. I know it's confusing.
Probably because the guys in charge of the economy have dibs on blind, deaf and dumb.
I used to work alot with deaf and hard of hearing folks. Back then, they were generally very specific - if they could not hear ANYTHING (which is rare), most of the ones I knew preferred to be called "deaf" and if they could hear even a little bit they preferred to be called "hard of hearing." But mostly, most of them just didn't want to be ignored.
Because I'm old I wear a hearing aid to amplify my high frequencies. I prefer to be called high frequency challenged.
First, thanks for mentioning that 'nitwit' who did not know where he was half of the time. You are right as rain on the PC stuff; it is so lame, isn't it. Funny as hell, rated.
@Jan: My radio is high-frequency challenged.
I noticed we both made reference to American/Native Indians on May 4. [ submitted Post] My post, it seems was not PC. I suppose I am a joy which has been boarded. I don't think I like that. Wait, I am a vertically challenged, Native American-English-Scottish menopausal militant who likes Italian and Mexican food. Guess that makes me a short, confused b--ch.
There are no native Americans. The 4 first tribes moved here from Asia. My favorite PC term is Metabolically Challenged, as a substitute for dead.
The Canadians have even worst euphs than we do. I was once studying in Montreal and was on an historical tour of the city. I asked the guide where the most heavily, densely populated Indian villages were on the island at the time of the French arrival.

Rather than answering my legitimate, thoughtful question, the guide sternly lectured me, in front of the entire group of about 20 people, that the word "Indian," is a derogatory American word for a people that are properly called "Aboriginal Inhabitants," or "First Nations People," after which I promptly asked, "Does that mean I can't call them Redskins?" I was promptly booted from the tour. True story.
This is always a tough one for me. I don't want to hurt anyone without meaning to, but also don't want to patronize them with terms that may not really be any better. I usually go with the PC word in the end just to be safe, but I hear what you're saying.
John, chiming in rather late... rumor has it you are on vacation... or is that work challenged hiatus? I have long believed that being vertically challenged has only been alleviated by the fact that I am horizontally gifted. I am melanin challenged but creamy white gifted. I am chronologically gifted but apparently maturity challenged. (He says I act like a little girl sometimes.) Is that a compliment or a jab? With all this new language to learn how do we ever survive? Being a smart-ass seems to be eternal;y valued so I'm sticking with that one, no matter what!
R
True, and thank goodness, it's NOT 1850, or even 1950. However, since "Mr." does not denote a man's marital status, I'll hang onto Ms. until I die.

I'm with you on blind and deaf though. I always think of those terms as simply factual descriptions of a person who cannot see and/or cannot hear. I never thought of it being intended as an insult, or a judgement on their value as a person.
I get this. 'Tis a fine line we tread even discuss-essing it.

What if one wants to be a defiant person, always daring oneself and others to go beyond their "limitations" -- but lack the chutzpah? Does that make one challenge-challenged?
I've been away too long and missed your stellar observational skills too much. I'm glad you've put your time to good use. All the problems of the world would still exist - but they would be much more entertaining if we just made Blumenthal the King of the World.

It's about time, don't cha think?
I tend to think of all human beings as parasitic apes of one degree or another.
Speaking as a Russian-German-English-Algonquin (house unknown) Jew, I have no dog in this brawl...or do I? No matter. My lover is Scotch-Irish-German-English-American Indian (tribe unknown)-Jew. Together, we would have Russian-German-English-Algonquin-Scotch-Irish-German-Native American-Jewish children. I'm not really as PC as I should be, except when it comes to attempting to avoid male pronouns when writing in English. (English is of course the only language I write in, but I have it on good authority that there are languages without this limitation.) Anyway, I was amused and, after writing my piece on what Obama didn't say, I needed some amusement.
I am of (in alphabetical order) Creek, English, French, German, Irish, Scots, and probably Jewish ethnic derivation.
Bloodlines are pathetic and racist by definition.
I prefer however to be known as a proud member of The Seminole Nation!
Go Noles! Win the College World Series in Omaha!
In England, the custom was to use Miss if the woman kept her name and Mrs if she took her husband's. Ms didn't exist (as far as I can tell, no one has heard of the term outside the US. I certainly didn't get a choice of Ms on my Citibank credit card in Moscow, even though my name was printed in English. I don't remember, but doubt Ms was a choice in England. My recent ticket on Air France (not bought in the US) did not offer the choice of Ms).This is okay with me, since I use Mrs (along with my last name).

The Germans use the Frau (Mrs.) to mean adult and Fraulein (Miss) to mean girl, kind of like the English Mr. Man and Master Boy. The Germans sensibly ditched the married/unmarried connotation for women's forms of address.

Which is all a way of saying whatever "rules" you think there are for when to use Mrs, Miss, or Ms, they only exist within the boundaries of your social group. And therefore, women can be free to choose whatever combination pleases her. That's what I did.
And has anyone asked us pale-skinned Americans if we want to be called, "Caucasian?" very few of us have ancestors originating from anywhere near the Caucasus Mountains.

Why did we get landed with it? Why not name all groups for the mountain range of their continent of origin's highest mountains. Japanese, Chinese, Koreans, Uzbeks, Indonesians and Turks can all be called Himalayan. (Oh, and the Nepalese and Tibetans, too).

The Latinos can be Andean, and then of course, we'd have the mouthful of Kilimanjaran-American.

And you know, if the Hawaiians complain about being called Denali-Americans, the Republicans can point out that it's their fault for settling on such a puny set of islands and the Democrats can be the good guys and promise that if Kilauea gets off its duff and proves that good-old American volcanoes can whip any wimp from Iceland, they (and the Navajos and Eskimos) will be called Kileauea-Americans as long as the eruption produces another another 7,000 feet of mountain.
The term "Indian" is confusing. For clarity, Lisa Lampanelli has identified two major groups: casino-Indian and cardiology-Indian.