Three quotes from "The brief and frightening reign of Phil", a 2005 satirical science-fiction novella by George Saunders:

1. It's one thing to be a small country, but the country of Inner Horner was so small only one Inner Hornerite at a time could fit inside, and the other six Inner Hornerites had to wait their turns to live in their own country while standing very timidly in the surrounding country of Outer Horner.

2. Leon…incarcerated Cal's belt buckle in Far East Distant Outer Horner, a lush verdant zone where cows' heads grew out of the earth shouting sarcastic things at anyone who passed, which, though lush and verdant, was unpopulated because the cows' sarcasm was so withering....

3. "To the Presidential Palace!" shouted the [Presidential] Advisor who was just a mouth and a wig, throwing back his head so energetically that his wig flew off, and he therefore briefly became just a mouth.