Five quotes from the 2009 novel “A gate at the stairs” by Lorrie Moore:
1. We passed the Vanmares' old farmhouse, where they had decorated the front yard again in a completely random holiday fashion: silhouettes of penguins, palm trees, geese, and candy canes all lit up as if they were long-lost friends at a gathering.
2. [My dog] Blot hated the garbage truck, feeling, I think, that the men were taking away things that rightfully belonged to him, if not to all dogs in general. He barked wildly as if he were saying, You bastards, we're going to find out where you live and come take all your garbage and see how you like that!
3. We used awesome the way the British used brilliant: for anything at all.
4. My new dress was in a shade called Oyster … and which I called Stick, since it was the color of a stick.
5. "If we [Americans] were still English," said my father, "we'd be drinking more and driving on the wrong side of the road—pretty much what [we] do on the Fourth of July anyway."


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Yet there are terrific passages throughout it.
I don't get why I didn't like it.
Though that's not the whole reason...because even before those non-believable things happened, I still was not enjoying the book. Throughout the whole reading experience I always felt as if reading it were homework: Like, sigh, tonight I guess I'll try to get 50 pages done.
I will probably try some of her short stories; I'm not ready to give up on her yet and I've heard that her short fiction is amazing.