George White

George White
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Memphis, Tennessee, USA
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July 21
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George White is the Religion and Politics writer for Examiner.com. for the Memphis area. He currently lives there with his wife and Yorkie. George is attending the University of Memphis majoring in Social Work. George retired from the United States Army after 20 years of service in 1992. He is the father of five children and has 21+ grandchildren.

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APRIL 11, 2011 4:29PM

Response to Gunny's "Making Love" post.

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Now I’m old and feeble, and my pilot light is out,

what used to be my sex appeal is just a water spout.

I used to have trouble in the mornings,

 trying to make the thing behave,

as it stood out from my body,

 and tried to watch me shave.

But now I’m old and feeble,

 and now I have the blues,

the stupid thing hangs down my leg,

and watches me tie my shoes.

 

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Have you seen Wanda Sykes talking about that? Funny stuff. Your poem is quite charming for being so naughty.
Maureen Andrade
April 11, 2011 06:44 PM
Ha! Classic funny - it's almost a limerick!
The Songbird
April 12, 2011 06:50 AM