I'll be just fine and dandy,

Lord it's like a hard candy Christmas.

I'm barely getting through tomorrow,

but still I won't let sorrow bring me way down.

-----  Carol Hall lyrics from the musical

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Gosh, the hard candy Christmas has gone viral.  I… Read full post »

So Halloween is over and the old woman Slow had us positioned for the onslaught of Trick or Treaters at Casa de Canterbury Wednesday night and sure enough, we had HORDES of the little and sometimes big munchkins droppin’ by for Candy Treats for their goodie bags.   Spike was in his crate,… Read full post »

Happy Halloween to all of our Amigos and Sports Fans from Pretty and the old woman Slow and the Pack at Casa de Canterbury!  We’re waiting for the Trick or Treaters at our house tonight because we have tons of the Best Treats from The Mast General Store where Pretty works. … Read full post »

Well, Sports Fans, there is no joy in Mudville tonight or at Casa de Canterbury either.   The Red Man’s Most Favorite Cock Marcus Lattimore went down on the ground at Williams Brice Stadium this past Saturday during the Tennessee game and was unable to get up.   Couldn’t get up.  … Read full post »

Okay, okay…so I know I’m late catchin’ up with you and clearly it’s Game Day somewhere with the ESPN boys and I know the Gamecocks need a Redemption Game Big Time against Tennessee today and if Tennessee is in the House they’re bringin’ that ol’ coon hound Ma… Read full post »

Well Sports Fans I’ve missed visitin’ with you the past several days, but when Pretty packs your old Dodge Dakota and drives you north and east, you feel like you’ve been snatched through a keyhole and are just hangin’ on for dear life.  See for yourself.

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Well, here’s where the old woman Slow took Pretty yesterday for her first full day in the ‘Hood…

Yep, Slow and Pretty rambled around country roads yesterday and ended up in the Washington on the Brazos State Park just across the Grimes County line in Old Washington.  Whoopd… Read full post »

Well, Amigos it’s Monday night and all I can say is thank God the weekend is over and done with and the first day of the work week is also history.   Let’s hope your weekend was a step up from mine because mine sucked the Big One.   Yessiree, unfortunately I have spent… Read full post »

Small Town Texas Version Of ESPN Game Day

OMG what’s up in the ‘Hood tonight?   Whoa Nellie, looks like  we got us our own Friday Night Lights up in here in the Piney Woods.   I’m talkin’ ESPN Game Day lookalikes and all the hoopla but tell Kirk and Lee not t… Read full post »

If You Can’t Be With The One You Love, Honey,

Love The One You’re With

Well Amigos, you can see we’re kinda laid back tonight while the old woman Slow putters around the house as only she can do to waste time.   God knows I’ve never seen anyone with the… Read full post »

…the Ol’ Ball Coach Steve Spurrier who’s the Mind behind the Magic of ten straight wins for the Gamecocks and three straight wins over the Georgia Bulldogs.  Paw Snaps Big Time for the Cocks!  Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina at Williams Brice Stadium for Satu… Read full post »

Hmm…I Must Stay On Task

Well, Sports Fans, tonight is Hump Night which conjures up all sorts of images for me but I will save that discussion for another time.   Today has been a High Anxiety day for The Red Man, and I’m afraid it’s free-floating rather than rationally spe… Read full post »

It’s An Olympic Occasion!!

The Red Man has received messages of congratulations from an assortment of his Fabulous Fans and Followers from around the world…

Madonna Sang Shine On Me Sunshine, Walk With Me World

(It’s a Skippity-do-dah Anniversary Day and WE PARTY!)

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London Olympics Day Six – The Eyes Have It.

The Best of the Red Man – Most Popular Blog in Two Years!  August, 2012

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Two’s Company, Four’s A KENNEL.

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MLK Day.

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Baby Jesus Stolen From Manger? Call Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson!.

The Best of The Red Man continues – December 20, 2011

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We interrupt our Best of The Red Man Second Anniversary Series for these special Football Limericks:

There once was a Team called the Cocks

Who made sure that their stadium rocks.

From the West came the Big Mizzou

Who wished for a touchdown or two.

Alas and alack

The Gamecocks roared… Read full post »

Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell – Don’t Bother – It’s Over!.

The “Best” of The Red Man continues – September 21, 2011

Anniversary Date of Repeal of DADT

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I’m So Sorry, Pretty – The Devil Made Me Do It!.

The Best of The Red Man Continues – June, 2011

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It’s Official Then, I’m A Bi-stateual!.

The Best of The Red Man Anniversary Series – March, 2011

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Ollie’s Got It Bad, And That Ain’t Good.

Continuing our Best of The Red Man  – from January, 2011

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Daphne, Alabama.

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I’m a Talker.

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In honor of my How Time Flies When You’re Having Fun two years anniversary I’m returning to the thrilling days of yestertwoyears and bringing back the Best of The Red Man’s Rants and Raves as selected by ding, ding, ding…The Red Man Himself!!

Yeah, I thought about giving my Ed… Read full post »