She Won't Cooperate

or I Want to Be the Girl With the Most Cake

Renee Smith

Renee Smith
Location
Hell Town, Texas, ObamaNation
Birthday
July 20
Bio
new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 4, interval: 6000, width: 250, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('darlingcherry').start();

Renee Smith's Links

Salon.com
NOVEMBER 23, 2009 10:16PM

Miss Darling Grades Essays

This morning Miss Darling would like to share  actual excerpts from her students' work. Miss Darling teaches 9th grade English, or rather English I. This particular assignment was to write a characterization essay (describe the character traits and motivation) of one of the two main characters i… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 3, 2009 3:39PM

Miss Darling and the Lesson Plans

Leaving Mr. Pretty’s office, Miss Darling made a quick stop by her mailbox. Inside she found 3 forms. The first was a tiny slip of pink paper again reminding Miss Darling that she had “failed to attend” morning duty and further, that her presence in the hallway in front of the&… Read full post »

This is Part I of the true and horrible tales of the Texas public school system or the real reason why teaching is the worst career in the world.

 Today is an ordinary day in Stepford High School. The trek to work takes longer than usual, or just about the same… Read full post »

AUGUST 23, 2009 3:57AM

Plastic Soul

 

I believe that, far from being luxury items, arts and culture are a necessity in our lives, as individuals and as nations. Culture is the strongest ambassador of the human condition we exchange around the world. Countries may go to war but it is culture that unites us. The artsRead full post »

JULY 19, 2009 4:29AM

Lucas Missing

media1

Today is a sad fucking day and that's the only way I can describe it. I made the decision to do what's right for my family, my family being my two daughters, 3 cats, and 5 month old Lab puppy. 

I brought Lucas (named after Lucas Scott in One TreeRead full post »

Last Sunday was the 32nd Anniversary Party for the Natives at Dan Electro's in Houston. I took my daughter, Elaine, with me along with my friend Danny. Danny and I shared a great deal of our misspent youths hanging out at a plethora of gin joints laughing, drinking, dancing our way… Read full post »

MAY 25, 2009 10:26PM

What I Now Know About Me

Next year my baby is going off to college. She reminds me of this daily, lest I forget for a moment and sink into the luxury of denial. This past weekend we watched Marley and Me, which was apropos given that we adopted a chocolate lab puppy just 2 weeks ago. I must… Read full post »

z1 

 

Here it is, the eve of Mother's Day and I am one breath and a couple hundred dollars away from a shaved head and a pink lipstick kiss tattoo. I got my Britney-Crazy on. You think I'm crazy? I got your crazy.

britney_head_shaven_red 

 

In one month I will… Read full post »

MAY 6, 2009 12:50AM

The Night Flight From Houston

The Night Flight From Houston

 

 

 

night-flight 

 

I love to fly. By that I mean, the act of flying itself--not simply traveling, but the take off and landing and turbulence. It is magic that never dulls, never tarnishes. It is the closest I will ever become to an… Read full post »

MAY 4, 2009 7:30PM

Paris, dreaming

Paris, dreaming

 

 

I dream of Paris

and punk boys 

and sleeping without an alarm

and things I cannot have

and wonder why

my mind races

always taking notes for next time

truly somehow believing that this

life is in fact

a dress rehearsal

just like how someday I will… Read full post »

MAY 3, 2009 7:47PM

Hell in Eyeliner (swagger 2)

 

 

There is honor in obedience

The Bible, at least the teachers-preachers-leaders, tells you so.

The defense is always, what if 

The Bible is right?

 

Maybe The Great Gatsby is right?

Jay Gatsby

died

for somebody’s sins

maybe 

Mine. 

Maybe the clean cool 

Blu… Read full post »

APRIL 30, 2009 10:58PM

Truth, truth, lie?

1. When I was 19 I was sitting outside a music venue in Houston called the Agora Ballroom  and this couple stopped. She was named Snow White. He asked me to pose for Hustler and gave me his card. I didn't. A year later I ran into them again, they recognized… Read full post »

APRIL 13, 2009 9:08PM

Swagger Part I.

 

Swagger Part I.

 

There is perfection in swagger

the sure surety of knowing your enemy

knowing your demons

and standing on the side of the line

in the sand

that is right without question

and to take that swagger

and live it from the tips of your fingers

to… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
FEBRUARY 17, 2009 11:23PM

The Marx Brothers, Nazis and Life Under A Roller Coaster

AnnieHall_300x298

Annie Hall. Annie Hall--these are  my two favorite words in cinema. My second favorite two are Pulp Fiction, but that's for another time. This is not a list.

I have been in love with Annie Hall since I saw it on the big screen at Houston's (and the world's) first… Read full post »

So while the world is wrestling with how it could be that sweet young Chris Brown smashed in the face of our beloved adopted sweetheart Rihanna, I find myself wrestling mentally with the concept of The Relationship with Rat Bastard in which I wrestled daily the years we were together.

IRead full post »

1. Billie Joe Armstrong
2. George Clooney
3. Gavin DeGraw
4. Chris Martin
5. Casey Affleck

6. Johnny Depp

7. Rocco Dispirito
8. Barack Obama
9. John Cusak
10. David Bowie

Next 5........ 

11. David Ducovney

12. Anderson Cooper

13. Justin Timberlake

14. Michael C. Hall 

15. Blair Underwood … Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
NOVEMBER 29, 2008 2:04PM

I Had Drinks With Sterling Morrison, 1

1054807_356x2376aae6def-62e5-4399-a81e-5da5f447227c 

First of all, I know who Sterling Morrison is. So that should tell you something about me. I'm not stating something pompous or some snotty superiority, although certainly in some circles (such as those who used to hang out at Valhala's--the graduate bar at Rice University) it co… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 29, 2008 12:40AM

Judgement...never a good idea.

So. Of course I know that one should not judge for all the reasons morally correct and politically correct. I also know that we do judge--especially about moral issues and what we would never do. When our friends' lives unfurl like Lifetime movies around us, we are quick to say, "I'd… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 29, 2008 12:25AM

Gratitude

My Top Ten Things I  Am Grateful For in 2008 (while it appears there is a strict order, there cannot be in these things--other than #1)

 

10. My new bed.

9. Season 3 of Dexter & Season 1 of True Blood.

8. Visiting North Carolina.

7. My job--the fact that… Read full post »

Ah, George. What more need be said? Beauty. Elegance. Charm. Activism. Humor. Talent. Compassion. Intelligence. Friends like Brad Pitt. A villa in Italy. . . . .and single... . . . .

NOVEMBER 9, 2008 5:22AM

Barack the Man.......the sexiest

Is there anything sexier than a glowing smile, a stature that wears clothes as Jimmy Stewart's did, a man of integrity and power, a charm with his wife and children, a man of truth in a gorgeous suit? Ah,  I didn't think so. Yes he can. Read full post »

Billie Joe Armstrong and his wife Adrienne.

Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day is the Sexiest Man Alive.  With his floppy hair, eyeliner, small stature, and the best known punk growl and snarl in the business he is walking sex......and the fact that he's married to his lifelong love, has 2 children he takes on tours, and… Read full post »

OCTOBER 30, 2008 12:25AM

The Thing With Feathers

It is 6 days until we can breathe again, until I can breathe again. When I was watching Mr. Obama's speech during the DNC I felt this strange sensation that I haven't felt in such a long time--since my eldest was 4 years old and my baby was a baby. It… Read full post »

OCTOBER 28, 2008 8:12PM

Testing........1...2....3...

Is this going to work?