She Won't Cooperate
Renee Smith
- Location
- Wilmington, North Carolina, Colbert's Nation
- Birthday
- July 20
- Title
- Your Highness
- Bio
- Single mom of 2 grown daughters, writer, punk rocker & Green Day groupie; lover of sushi, memoirs, David Sedaris and Stephen Colbert. A lifelong native of Houston, I made a cross country move to Hollywood East beginning Act 2 of my life.I am currently at work on a screenplay and two books of essays. I have written a number of produced plays and am a contributor to Punk Globe. I'm a Grad School student at UNCW fulfilling my lifelong dream of advanced degrees and writing full-time. I am also a recently laid off high school teacher , but felt as Sylvia Plath did, that "teaching is dying a slow death in front of an audience." The education system is broken and I can't save it by being in it--but perhaps my words can help.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Gonzo Gifts: A Night of
Storytelling with Morgan
Spurlock
October 18, 2011 11:45AM - Act II
June 19, 2011 05:06PM - Miss Darling Is Pink-Slipped
June 03, 2011 10:33AM - Miss Darling Wonders if the
Mayans were Correct
April 19, 2011 02:01PM - Moving to Tree Hill.... and
there is only One (a love
story)
May 06, 2011 01:58PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I have since grown so
weary of GaGa that I can no
longer
listen to her music or
a…”
April 30, 2012 09:18PM - “Thank you Linda... she's
23, he's 48..but age is
irrelevant
to kindred spirits,
r…”
June 20, 2011 09:55AM - “LOVE this. Thank you and
I couldn't agree more. Doing
other
than you suggest
make…”
June 03, 2011 02:03PM - “This is a hard one! My
daughters are older now, so we
had
McDonald's to deal
with…”
June 03, 2011 01:57PM - “This is a hard one! My
daughters are older now, so we
had
McDonald's to deal
with…”
June 03, 2011 01:57PM
Renee Smith's Links
Gonzo Gifts: A Night of Storytelling with Morgan Spurlock
I
don't know it there's anything more punk rock out there these days
than documentary filmmakers. These guys are the new version of the
investigative reporters that I looked up to years ago. Now the old
regime is mostly gone, except for Matt Taibi and his few
likes,/… Read full post »
Act II
Act II
What started with a life saver couldn't end with an e-mail
but instead, a small ring in the shape of a mouse
an obscure reference to a Russian novel
that is shining the light on their
future
In a room fraught with history of who they are… Read full post »
Miss Darling Is Pink-Slipped

When Miss Darling received the warning Pink Slip on March 31, she was alarmed to say the least. It felt like a fist had punched her in the stomach, her eyes teared, but she refused to cry. No! No! No! and well, if it's Yes, maybe it's a sign… Read full post »
Miss Darling Wonders if the Mayans were Correct
To quote Elizabeth Taylor in "Who's Afraid of Virginnia Wolf?"............."well baby aren't you something?" Who would believe, not Miss Darling, that actual students--living, breathing, forced into school by law, American students would somehow gather up enough actual physical and mental and emotion… Read full post »
Moving to Tree Hill.... and there is only One (a love story)
Growing up a misplaced girl in Texas I always knew I'd move. I never felt comfortable in the spread-out broiling landscape of Houston....... an avid reader and fan of Woody Allen and Al Pacino since Juinor High (or maybe before) , I knew my rightful homeland was New York .... or… Read full post »
My Bad Romance with Lady GaGa: Understood at Long Last
Okay. I can admit it. I have issue with Lady GaGa. I finally finally sorted it out. I had this ephiany last night while watching Katy Perry on American Idol. Do not misunderstand me..... I like GaGa. A lot. Her music is totally hot and fun. "Bad… Read full post »
Miss Darling & the Texas Holiday of "TAKS Scores are In"
Today is practically a holiday in the self-proclaimed Great State of Texas.
Today is the day that TAKS scores are in, recorded, evaluated, “dug deep into” and results given to the students. The TAKS, for those of you foreigners, is the Texas Assessment of Knowledge State Test… Read full post »
Miss Darling & the Guest Speaker: A Dirty Little Secret
Today Miss Darling has a special treat for her readers! She is sharing an article written by a Guest Speaker--a fellow teacher. Miss Darling has been wanting to address this issue for some time. As of now, there are 15 Mommies-To-Be in Miss Darling's 9th Grade School. Out of roughly 850… Read full post »
Miss Darling and Face Book
It was actually a lovely morning, for morning. Not quite summer and not quite break of day, the sun wasn’t yet in full bloom so dark glasses were not yet necessary to shade Miss Darling’s squinting eyes from a heavy light. Thus, eyes wide open even against the pain in… Read full post »
Adolescent Sexting
What is normal, appropriate sexual behavior for a High School Freshman?
I ask this as a teacher, parent, aunt. On the news, on Oprah, in the headlines are stories about how kids no longer even consider oral sex, well sex. We are not teaching safe sex, but abstinence and every… Read full post »
M.A.F.
It is hard to think that you are a cadaver
Laying on a table
Feet grey, curled, dead without hesitation.
It is hard to think that you will not write
More words of poetic injustice
Intelligencia loopholes
The savior of Angels in America
The quietly dying
Like you.
I can… Read full post »
Miss Darling Grades Essays
This morning Miss Darling would like to share actual excerpts from her students' work. Miss Darling teaches 9th grade English, or rather English I. This particular assignment was to write a characterization essay (describe the character traits and motivation) of one of the two main characters i… Read full post »
Miss Darling and the Lesson Plans
Leaving Mr. Pretty’s office, Miss Darling made a quick stop by her mailbox. Inside she found 3 forms. The first was a tiny slip of pink paper again reminding Miss Darling that she had “failed to attend” morning duty and further, that her presence in the hallway in front of the&… Read full post »
Kat Darling's True & Horrible Tales of Teaching in Texas
This is Part I of the true and horrible tales of the Texas public school system or the real reason why teaching is the worst career in the world.
Today is an ordinary day in Stepford High School. The trek to work takes longer than usual, or just about the same… Read full post »
Plastic Soul
I believe that, far from being luxury items, arts and culture are a necessity in our lives, as individuals and as nations. Culture is the strongest ambassador of the human condition we exchange around the world. Countries may go to war but it is culture that unites us. The arts… Read full post »
Lucas Missing

Today is a sad fucking day and that's the only way I can describe it. I made the decision to do what's right for my family, my family being my two daughters, 3 cats, and 5 month old Lab puppy.
I brought Lucas (named after Lucas Scott in One Tree… Read full post »
Full Circle: I'm a Native, She's a Native
Last Sunday was the 32nd Anniversary Party for the Natives at Dan Electro's in Houston. I took my daughter, Elaine, with me along with my friend Danny. Danny and I shared a great deal of our misspent youths hanging out at a plethora of gin joints laughing, drinking, dancing our way… Read full post »
What I Now Know About Me
Next year my baby is going off to college. She reminds me of this daily, lest I forget for a moment and sink into the luxury of denial. This past weekend we watched Marley and Me, which was apropos given that we adopted a chocolate lab puppy just 2 weeks ago. I must… Read full post »
Happy Mother's Day Ode to Me: I Got Your Crazy
Here it is, the eve of Mother's Day and I am one breath and a couple hundred dollars away from a shaved head and a pink lipstick kiss tattoo. I got my Britney-Crazy on. You think I'm crazy? I got your crazy.
In one month I will… Read full post »
The Night Flight From Houston
The Night Flight From Houston
I love to fly. By that I mean, the act of flying itself--not simply traveling, but the take off and landing and turbulence. It is magic that never dulls, never tarnishes. It is the closest I will ever become to an… Read full post »
Paris, dreaming
Paris, dreaming
I dream of Paris
and punk boys
and sleeping without an alarm
and things I cannot have
and wonder why
my mind races
always taking notes for next time
truly somehow believing that this
life is in fact
a dress rehearsal
just like how someday I will… Read full post »
Hell in Eyeliner (swagger 2)
There is honor in obedience
The Bible, at least the teachers-preachers-leaders, tells you so.
The defense is always, what if
The Bible is right?
Maybe The Great Gatsby is right?
Jay Gatsby
died
for somebody’s sins
maybe
Mine.
Maybe the clean cool
Blu… Read full post »
Truth, truth, lie?
1. When I was 19 I was sitting outside a music venue in Houston called the Agora Ballroom and this couple stopped. She was named Snow White. He asked me to pose for Hustler and gave me his card. I didn't. A year later I ran into them again, they recognized… Read full post »
Swagger Part I.
Swagger Part I.
There is perfection in swagger
the sure surety of knowing your enemy
knowing your demons
and standing on the side of the line
in the sand
that is right without question
and to take that swagger
and live it from the tips of your fingers
to… Read full post »

Annie Hall. Annie Hall--these are my two favorite words in cinema. My second favorite two are Pulp Fiction, but that's for another time. This is not a list.
I have been in love with Annie Hall since I saw it on the big screen at Houston's (and the world's) first… Read full post »
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