Who Invited Him?
Rich Banks
- Location
- Austin, Texas, USA
- Birthday
- November 15
- Title
- Code Monkey
- Company
- It's not a company
- Bio
- It's all here, or will be one day.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Angels are huge! How can
they dance on pins? That's
just
silly.”
November 06, 2009 07:59AM - “Wow, I had no idea. Good
luck!”
November 04, 2009 06:59AM - “Sorry you both have the
flu. I had that and it sucked.
Nice
call on the Saints
ga…”
November 04, 2009 06:52AM - “Free will is the only
thing in the universe I
believe in.
Some will say it
was pr…”
November 03, 2009 07:26AM - “I have a soft spot for
nice girls, if it
means
anything.”
November 03, 2009 07:12AM
Rich Banks's Links
Angels Escort Falling Mercies
Two Great American Narratives
I was just thinking about how nothing has really changed in the national dialogue in 40 years.
I mean, you still have this Flag cult, which the southern-fried masses confuse with patriotism.
You still have the same impotent peace movement.
You… Read full post »
The Long Goodbye
Before Viagra and all his little brothers, I think probably most men never conceived of a 4-hour erection. And certainly, within the general public there is, I can safely say, much less alarm over the possibility of a medication-induced 1/2 day boner than the disclaimers warrant.
"Honey!!!"
Don't It Make You Wanna Dance
I first saw Rusty Wier the night he opened for BW Stevenson at the new arena at North Texas State University in 1974. Little Ricky drove up from Longview to see BW, and I had bought two tickets to the concert so that he could introduce me to… Read full post »
Put Up Your Fist If All You Want Is Freedom
My Level of Incompetence, Revisited
Yesterday, I “managed”.
I’m really more of a worker bee type. Several years ago, I did a 5 year stint in management, mostly without success and with only a lot of emotional scars and a Prozac habit to show for it. I took a new job a couple of years ago,… Read full post »
Monday Musical Bite, with Bonus Bark
Apropos of nothing, here is Eliza Gilkyson performing one of her best tunes, Borderline. That appears to be Slaid Cleaves stepping out of the spotlight. He's great, too!

Here is a bit closer view of the undustable Bark Museum (along with my favorite refere… Read full post »
Before the Interwebs, I Read Stuff
I love to see what's on other people's shelves! Any interior view of any OSer's home-twenty piques my curiosity. I expect there are others who share my prurient interest.
So, here are some of my favorite shelves. (Click to enlarge any of these images.)
This is the… Read full post »
On the Character of Freedom and Mercy

She sits inside her faux whiskey barrel, beside the Sassafras tree and beneath the Escarpment Cherry. I turn to spy her out the window to ensure she does not take flight. She stares back through the window at me, knows me for the ape who feeds her the delicious… Read full post »
Sharing the Love with Robin
How do you like them apples? Not very damn much!

One of my friends lives somewhere in the great Northwest, and I was noticing a picture of some fresh apples over on her FaceBook, apples she had picked from her own apple trees. Man, what I wouldn't do for some fresh apples! I live in central Texas where most… Read full post »
Unexpected Petting from my Wife
There are few rules at my house, but one of the strictest rules has always been this: "There shall be no pet reptiles. So saith Laura." The corollary to this rule states that "Should ever there be a pet reptile, then Laura is so out of here." (In earlier times, these… Read full post »
The Wicked King of Clubs Awoke
One of the best songs written by the late, great Townes Van Zandt.
Butch Hancock performs a more striking rendition, but he is still jealousing that Townes wrote this one. Read full post »
She's a Big Teaser, She'll Take You Half the Way There

And so will I.
This is partly in response to wakingupslowly's challenge. It is also offered as my contribution to an open call I mostly wasn't paying attention to, sometime in May. (Thanks, Cherie, for directing me to your post!)
Leaving a bit more to the imagination--and… Read full post »
What's with the Ad Hate? And Other Petty Grievances--Updated
Some people are annoyed that "Open", as Sloan calls it, is using advertising to make ends meet. Me, I'm annoyed at the people who are annoyed. This seems like a pose to me. Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once: it's called a scroll bar; you'll find it… Read full post »
Don't Kill
An unauthorized video of an anti-war song, by Hamell on Trial. A solo act who was even based in Austin for a time (so saith the Interwebs), in recent years Ed Hamell has been a recording artist for Righteous Babe Records (Ani diFranco's label) and holes up in New… Read full post »
A Day at the Beach

At the bait store, and getting a bit of a late start on the fishing.

No mullet in sight and the water the color of Thai tea does not bode well for the fishing. That's my son James, heir to the house of Clay, and darned handy… Read full post »
The Nut Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
One of my favorite stories of my father is one he liked to tell on himself. Seems like he and my mother, when they were dating, drove out with a couple of friends to the newly-completed Grapevine Lake, just north of Dallas. At some point during the outing, my dad… Read full post »
Kicking my own Ass
Sometimes, my confidence is so high, I don't need a belt to hold my pants up. And then there are other times I am deer-in-the-headlights timid. This year, my swagger has been repeatedly interrupted by the need to dive into a foxhole. Being named a team lead on a Mission Impossible… Read full post »
Rocking the Night Away
I don't go out much. After I "retired" from government, I went back to work. For the government. Only now, I have the hardest job ever.Most nights I am just completely spent.

But I want to go out. I want to live the life I imagine, the one where I… Read full post »
The Frog Pond (with nudity)

Last night it stormed, and there were tornadoes dropping out of the sky all over town. With a sixteen-year-old roof, I'm not averse to a few quarter-sized hailstones ricocheting off the shingles, and I went out back to check out the prospects. What I found instead was a… Read full post »
I Died, But Not Like You Think
My friend Debbi hosted a tie dye party the other weekend, and I never miss a tie dye party when I can. This time I outsmarted myself, bringing with me nine t-shirts and two pairs of briefs to put through the process.

Problem is, tie dye is something… Read full post »
Songs I'll listen to for more than Eight Minutes
The Skeetape - Jason Torres feat. TLUV - 55:02
Thiriyambagam Mantra - Aboorvass - 44:03
Budda 2 - Budda - 27:59
Budda 1 - Budda - 26:58
The Decline - NoFX - 18:20
Only Skin - Joanna Newsom - 16:53
Highlands - Bob Dylan - 16:32
Slate's Spoiler Specials: Borat - Slate's Spoiler Specials -
14:16
Denchu Ninjo… Read full post »
Goodbye, My Friend

On-line friendships are a funny, strange thing. Despite the fact that Josie Ortez and I had never met face-to-face, and quite likely never would have met, I still considered her a friend. I remember the day last October when I ran across a sculpture in the Art Institute of… Read full post »
Song of the Year
I continue to dig and to dig into the SXSW 2009 gold mine. Still, I overlooked this great song after two complete passes over of the 1,000 or so danged mp3s. I finally gave it a chance, and it just became my new song of the year.… Read full post »

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