Before Viagra and all his little brothers, I think probably most men never conceived of a 4-hour erection. And certainly, within the general public there is, I can safely say, much less alarm over the possibility of a medication-induced 1/2 day boner than the disclaimers warrant.

"Honey!!!"

 "What is it, baby?"

"I somehow managed to take a Viagra instead of my Advil Cold and Flu, and I think I'm having one of those erections lasting more than 4 hours. You know, the one the commercials have been promising."

 "No, not really? I'm on my way out the door, and besides, you're sick. Sorry, not today."

"Oh, sweetie, are you sure? This merry-go-round may not come around again..."

 "No. And anyway, it says you're supposed to call the doctor when this happens."

"But I don't feel like calling the doctor. I feel like getting the ride of my life!"

"Well, you'll have to ride another day. Anyway, you have a cold."

 "Yes, but we won't kiss. I completely won't let you catch this cold. I mean, 4 hours, come on!"

"Sorry, baby, but I have a nail appointment in 10 minutes, and then mom wants me to go to the mall with her. See you this evening... Byee...."

 "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!"