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Rich Banks

Rich Banks
Location
Austin, Texas, USA
Birthday
November 15
Title
Code Monkey
Company
It's not a company
Bio
It's all here, or will be one day.

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Salon.com
April 04, 2012 09:25PM
“I am a huge Georgia O'Keeffe fan!”
About: Flaming Thunderbolts and Other Dangly Bits
February 15, 2011 07:32PM
“A. Who'll stop the rain? B. Buzzkill C. Although the wanderers did not yet know it, they had stumbled upon a Time Transporter. D. Cockels on the half-shel…”
About: CoyoteOldStyle’s Heart-Shaped Contest Winners!!!!!
December 25, 2010 07:55AM
“Southern folk would call this a "katydid".”
About: Advent Calendar Door Number Twelve
December 06, 2010 07:59PM
“me likes!”
About: Citrus-Kissed Sparkling Cream Cheese Cookies
November 23, 2010 07:52PM
“You're still a tour de force of one, Denise. Nice rant, well-illustrated!”
About: You'll Have To Pry My Underwire From My Cold, Dead Ribcage
November 17, 2010 05:52AM
“This is a stunning tribute, Style. I'm not worthy, but at the same time it's a wonderful birthday gift that has made me feel a little lighter on my fee…”
About: Some Friendships are Rich
August 21, 2010 05:03AM
“I want to say something funny to cheer you up, but nothing's coming. I do have some emergency room experiences that confirm your recent ordeal may be m…”
About: I’m Never the Sick One
July 22, 2010 06:39PM
“A motley crew, to be sure!”
About: OS Meetup: Texas Invasion!
June 29, 2010 10:34PM
“You're funny. Plus, you may have a point.”
About: POCKNIS - THE LANGUAGE OF MEN (RE-POST)
June 21, 2010 08:38PM
“You're right about Oklahoma being the armpit of, if not the universe, then at least the local group. And I am not surprised Satan is behind the whole t…”
About: I've Decided to Worship Satan
June 15, 2010 06:34PM
“Myriad, I just couldn't believe the editors would feature this. One, Ted Kennedy's dead. Attacking the character of someone who is dead is, at best, gr…”
About: Nothing New Under the (Chappaquiddick) Sun
June 15, 2010 06:09AM
“This post is despicable, and gratuitously so. You should be ashamed for posting it, and the editor should be ashamed for promoting it.”
About: Nothing New Under the (Chappaquiddick) Sun
May 08, 2010 11:31AM
“Jeebus Christmas! You haven't gotten an EP since 2008?! More drilling, more spilling, More spilling, more chilling More chilling, less filling. Less filli…”
About: Sarah Palin Comix
May 02, 2010 07:07AM
“Heard about some pansies trying to take on the Soviets. Had to come and check it out. Those pansies look like they could kick some serious Soviet ass.”
About: May Day
March 02, 2010 07:54AM
“I lost a friend under similar circumstances. No one saw it coming, because Alana did not have a history of depression. But her behavior in her last day…”
About: My Best Friend Ended Her Life at 37
March 01, 2010 08:02PM
“A. Holy Wrath, Batman! B. Wheel tired C. To Narnia D. Then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves…”
About: CoyoteOldStyle’s Armpit of the Year Contest Winners!!!!!
February 04, 2010 06:46PM
“I'm thinking I'll snuggle up for a couple of weeks with the Olympics, too, Style! There are so many great winter sports and hopefully NBC will get the…”
About: Dun dun tah-dah dun dun dah dah dah
February 03, 2010 06:33PM
“Man, the agony of defeat!”
About: Dun dun tah-dah dun dun dah dah dah
January 24, 2010 06:44PM
“Oh, now the Flash Gordon theme is classic! They made better songs, but "Flash, ah-ah!". Where else you going to get lyrics like that?”
About: Crimes Against Rock - Part 1
January 23, 2010 05:32AM
“I like your analysis. I read Paglia during Salon's early years and found her to be thought-provoking and iconoclastic in ways I kind of liked. But she…”
About: CAMILLE PAGLIA'S DISAPPEARANCE
January 22, 2010 05:49AM
“There is a special place in hell for kids who leave their footballs on my lawn. And another special place where they keep the footballs.”
About: Is Everyone on Open Salon Old?
January 20, 2010 07:02PM
“I thought I must have gotten the day of the week wrong, but instead it looks like my lazy publishing schedule has blunted the attention of all but the…”
About: Blair Hansen's Real World
January 20, 2010 07:40AM
“What ever happened to new music Wednesdays?”
About: Blair Hansen's Real World
January 10, 2010 12:16PM
“Glad to know you're feeling better. Thanks for the tip! I'll check it out.”
About: I'm In Love!
December 31, 2009 12:04PM
“Maybe it's just BBE and me, but don't you enjoy seeing celebrities naked? I mean, celebrities of the Megan Fox persuasion.”
About: Eff Off: Celebrity Edition
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