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Richard Blair

Richard Blair
Saginaw, Michigan, United States
March 24
Richard Blair is a freelance writer and editor currently living in Saginaw, Michigan. (Shorter: he doesn't have a real job at the moment.) Armed with a BA in journalism from New Mexico State University in the 1970’s, he promptly joined the U.S. Navy as a Machinist Mate in the USN's Submarine Service. Since then, he's written two books, as well as countless newspaper, online, and trade journal articles. When Richard isn’t practicing "The Artist's Way", and if the weather is warm, he can usually be found sprawled on a sandy beach in some exotic location such as New Jersey.


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DECEMBER 8, 2011 8:57AM

Global Warming: In the end, we're all Soylent Green, right?

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The environmental impact of producing and consuming energy seems to be a constant source of debate, with global warming deniers chanting "drill, baby, drill", energy companies pushing desperate measures such as Keystone XL, and ongoing efforts to open up federal lands and pristine arctic regions to more energy exploration.  Yet many of us still don't think for a moment about flipping on a light switch (or more importantly, turning it off when not needed).

Putting energy production into a more human perspective, did you know what you're worth, in terms of your own ability to produce electricity?  Your body -- your dead, rotting corpse -- is good for 150 kilowatt-hours of electricity production.  This concept is now actually being implemented in Europe:

In Durham, England, corpses will soon be used to generate electricity.

A crematorium is installing turbines in its burners that will convert waste heat from the combustion of each corpse into as much as 150 kilowatt-hours of juice — enough to power 1,500 televisions for an hour. The facility plans to sell the electricity to local power companies.

Some might find this concept creepy. Others might be pleased to learn that the process "makes cremation much greener by utilizing its by-products," in the words of cremation engineer Steve Looker, owner and chief executive officer of the Florida-based company B&L Cremation Systems, which is unaffiliated with the Durham enterprise...

"Some might find the concept creepy"?  Is that like "some people say..." on Fox?  I find the concept downright ghoulish.  But then again, maybe I'm just not thinking outside the box.  Wouldn't be the first time.

Ashes to kilowatts, dust to dust.  To paraphrase Abe Lincoln at Gettysburg, the world will little note, nor long remember what I write here or accomplish in this realm.  Still, while my own personal desire upon my passing is for cremation (and I'm an enthusiastic supporter of sustainable energy production), converting the waste heat from my mortal remains into electrons to power some other useless eater's 50" plasma TV just isn't quite my idea of the ultimate season finale.

I guess in the end, we all wind up as some manner of Soylent Green anyway.  Worm food, if nothing else.  

Morbid practicality, I suppose...


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I've said it ove and over again -- sometime around 1973, our rulers decied they didn't need the middle class anymore. When our work becomes worth less than 1,500 kilowatt hous of electricity, then we'll be in real trouble.
1500 KWhr isn't worth all that much, Patrick. At 10 cents / KWhr (a fair average in the U.S.), well, you can do the calculus. I was a journalism major, not a math wiz. Which might explain my current position in life as pre-wormfood. :-)
" I'm Going To Leave Old Durham Town--before they roast me after they put me down..."

Throw some bread dough in next to the corpse and have fresh bread too!
This type of thing has actually happened. In Egypt, there was such an abundance of mummies, that foreign occupiers used them as fuel for locomotives. I suppose if I go to Hell, there will be a welcoming message on my video screen that says that my body has kept the air conditioners running for three days in a mansion in Phoenix.