DECEMBER 8, 2010 11:24AM

SOLUTION FOR AIRPORT SECURITY

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I received this in an email from a friend; I do not know its origin:

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
 
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.  The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
 
This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be nothing to do with racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
 
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now:  you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system; "Attention, standby passengers! .............  ...........We now have a seat available on flight number...”................!

 


 

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I can’t help but admire the simplicity of the justice of this idea.
I LOVE IT! How perfect..I have a solution for hijackers blowing up planes too. Consolidate all urine, feces and inner organs(separated at butchering) from Iowa pig farmers, load into bomber plane and drop said 'crap' all over the crash site..middle eastern religions believe that if ANY part of a pig touches them, they are risking eternity..no eternity, no virgins etc. Do you think anyone would do it again?
Thanks for the chuckle, Rick, that would indeed be a perfect solution.

Meanwhile, I maintain that anyone who actually wants to look at my exposed body in a personal scanner deserves what s/he gets!
Chuckles from both of you; thanks. Yeah, erika, I'm in the same boat, I think. Allowing them to scan me might actually be my revenge on them.
;-)
Heh, cindy, if we can use their own religion against them, I'm all for it.
Great idea!

Although I still like the idea of college women being hired to do the pat downs of the guys!
Heh. Next would be a reality TV show.
I nominate Lucke for our next Secretary of Homeland Security!
Rob, heh, I think you're onto something, here. That show would be a "hit".

Steve, thanks for the nod, but I don't think I would want that job.
;-)