In a miraculous development, congressional heretics and infidels, those godless heathens bound for the Great Sinners’ Dungeon, managed to prevent the United States GODvernment from shutting down, leaving the Satanic Planned Parenthood in tact for the present time.
Further disappointing God’s faithful, the Evil Protection Agency (EPA) was also spared from having its funding cut for the present time, leaving this evil agency in tact to continue its godless protection of God’s creation and of the health of beings living here.
Another disappointing development of this agreement is the slowing of the transfer of treasure from private citizens to the churches of the corporate gods served by the GODvernment. Thankfully, there was no development moving treasure in the opposite direction.
The Saintly GODvernmental retrovertive representatives supporting the elimination of health services and environmental protections will certainly continue to fight for what is right – the elimination of as many programs as possible that help less fortunate Americans. Such programs are derivatives of the unfortunate concept of attempting to create more equality among all citizens, thereby creating a more viable society. The ungodliness of such programs is an affront to all morally righteous and ethical persons deserving, and in possession of, greater advantages. These programs are clearly detrimental to any undeclared theocracy such as that which exists as the U.S. GODvernment.
Hopefully, in coming months, such ungodly institutions can be reduced, if not eliminated, as well as any vestiges of equality of access to resources or fairness in wages or income levels that might further disadvantage the most deserving wealthiest representatives of God’s chosen ones within the corporate theocratic GODvernment.